"We were both plummeting through the air whilst on a skydiving course.
My chute failed to open and I had to grab something….
He was my bodyguard "
Remember we were told that there was a reserve chute if we pulled the attached cord?
Well….I sadly got confused and pulled on my belt before my trousers blew off |
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"We were both plummeting through the air whilst on a skydiving course.
My chute failed to open and I had to grab something….
He was my bodyguard
Remember we were told that there was a reserve chute if we pulled the attached cord?
Well….I sadly got confused and pulled on my belt before my trousers blew off "
That is not funny |
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"Sent a FAF message. Worked obviously.
He stole my last yoghurt pot in Tescos and asked me to lick his lid." I said you look great in Tartan,she misheard the Scottish accent,slapped me and it went from there! |
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