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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago
Nottingham |
"www.noraspenismeasuringservice.co.uk
I’ll just pop that there  "
I had to read that several times before it clicked 
Do you want to go into partnership offering that service Nora? I'm sure we could do add ons like natural supplements and penis enlargement contraptions to boost takings  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"www.noraspenismeasuringservice.co.uk
I’ll just pop that there
Hmm I’m still awaiting arbitration on my results! 
Don’t pay ANYTHING up front "
Don't be impatient! She is a busy lady |
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"www.noraspenismeasuringservice.co.uk
I’ll just pop that there
I had to read that several times before it clicked
Do you want to go into partnership offering that service Nora? I'm sure we could do add ons like natural supplements and penis enlargement contraptions to boost takings "
I'm still waiting for you to get in touch regarding our threesome. Don't get side tracked on new adventures  |
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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago
Nottingham |
"www.noraspenismeasuringservice.co.uk
I’ll just pop that there
I had to read that several times before it clicked
Do you want to go into partnership offering that service Nora? I'm sure we could do add ons like natural supplements and penis enlargement contraptions to boost takings
I'm still waiting for you to get in touch regarding our threesome. Don't get side tracked on new adventures "
Who was our third? I'll get reet on it! |
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"www.noraspenismeasuringservice.co.uk
I’ll just pop that there
I had to read that several times before it clicked
Do you want to go into partnership offering that service Nora? I'm sure we could do add ons like natural supplements and penis enlargement contraptions to boost takings "
Oh yes! Good idea |
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"www.noraspenismeasuringservice.co.uk
I’ll just pop that there
Hmm I’m still awaiting arbitration on my results!
Don’t pay ANYTHING up front "
. I couldn’t get an accurate measurement I’m going to have to try again |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have never measured my penis.
When is the best time to measure the fella?
Daytime? Nighttime? Watching porn, drink plenty of water beforehand? Give me your best tips to get the most out of them."
Make sure you have a tv remote or can of Lynx handy when you measure so that you can get an accurate comparison!! |
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"www.noraspenismeasuringservice.co.uk
I’ll just pop that there
I had to read that several times before it clicked
Do you want to go into partnership offering that service Nora? I'm sure we could do add ons like natural supplements and penis enlargement contraptions to boost takings
I'm still waiting for you to get in touch regarding our threesome. Don't get side tracked on new adventures
Who was our third? I'll get reet on it! "
Can't remember, but open to offers  |
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"www.noraspenismeasuringservice.co.uk
I’ll just pop that there
Hmm I’m still awaiting arbitration on my results!
Don’t pay ANYTHING up front
Don't be impatient! She is a busy lady"
Now www.poshspenismeasuringservice.co.uk is where you want to be. Always rounds up the measurement and such soft hands  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"www.noraspenismeasuringservice.co.uk
I’ll just pop that there
Hmm I’m still awaiting arbitration on my results!
Don’t pay ANYTHING up front
Don't be impatient! She is a busy lady
Now www.poshspenismeasuringservice.co.uk is where you want to be. Always rounds up the measurement and such soft hands "
To be fair... you're not wrong |
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"www.noraspenismeasuringservice.co.uk
I’ll just pop that there
Hmm I’m still awaiting arbitration on my results!
Don’t pay ANYTHING up front
. I couldn’t get an accurate measurement I’m going to have to try again "
Dammit I’ve already used this month’s erection |
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"www.noraspenismeasuringservice.co.uk
I’ll just pop that there
Hmm I’m still awaiting arbitration on my results!
Don’t pay ANYTHING up front
Don't be impatient! She is a busy lady
Now www.poshspenismeasuringservice.co.uk is where you want to be. Always rounds up the measurement and such soft hands "
Yeah but she doesn’t hold the balls steady with her mouth whilst she measures  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"www.noraspenismeasuringservice.co.uk
I’ll just pop that there
Hmm I’m still awaiting arbitration on my results!
Don’t pay ANYTHING up front
Don't be impatient! She is a busy lady
Now www.poshspenismeasuringservice.co.uk is where you want to be. Always rounds up the measurement and such soft hands
Yeah but she doesn’t hold the balls steady with her mouth whilst she measures "
You're not wrong there. Let them swing free! |
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"www.noraspenismeasuringservice.co.uk
I’ll just pop that there
Hmm I’m still awaiting arbitration on my results!
Don’t pay ANYTHING up front
Don't be impatient! She is a busy lady
Now www.poshspenismeasuringservice.co.uk is where you want to be. Always rounds up the measurement and such soft hands
Yeah but she doesn’t hold the balls steady with her mouth whilst she measures
You're not wrong there. Let them swing free!"
I may have to get a second quote |
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