I might go for a bear - cuddly at times but don't poke me!
I would love to swim like a dolphin but it would be less practical having to jump in the water before changing.
Perhaps being a bat would be fun too though.  |
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"I might go for a bear - cuddly at times but don't poke me!
I would love to swim like a dolphin but it would be less practical having to jump in the water before changing.
Perhaps being a bat would be fun too though. "
Ozzy would bite your head off. |
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"Blue Whale because i would have enough pee to piss off everyone , arround 1.000 litres every day , i mean i would perform everyday day the best golden shower in anyone life time  "
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"I might go for a bear - cuddly at times but don't poke me!
I would love to swim like a dolphin but it would be less practical having to jump in the water before changing.
Perhaps being a bat would be fun too though.
Ozzy would bite your head off. "
I doubt he could catch me! |
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"Blue Whale because i would have enough pee to piss off everyone , arround 1.000 litres every day , i mean i would perform everyday day the best golden shower in anyone life time
Quite a thought! "
It takes a big heart |
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"Absolutely a dragon.
I would smite my enemies.
And make nice fires for my friends to toast marshmallows on.
I'm going with Dragon too.
Smiting and marshmallows what more could you wish for."
Not too cuddly! |
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By *ozapperMan
over a year ago
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A barnacle.
The longest penis of any animals relative to their body is that of the barnacles. The body of these sessile crustaceans often measures just a few centimetres long, but their penis can be as much as 40 times as long as this, enabling them to mate with other barnacles positioned some distance away.
As long as I am with other barnacles of course! |
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"A barnacle.
The longest penis of any animals relative to their body is that of the barnacles. The body of these sessile crustaceans often measures just a few centimetres long, but their penis can be as much as 40 times as long as this, enabling them to mate with other barnacles positioned some distance away.
As long as I am with other barnacles of course! "
Haha, it won't touch the sides of the passing blue whale! |
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"A barnacle.
The longest penis of any animals relative to their body is that of the barnacles. The body of these sessile crustaceans often measures just a few centimetres long, but their penis can be as much as 40 times as long as this, enabling them to mate with other barnacles positioned some distance away.
As long as I am with other barnacles of course!
Haha, it won't touch the sides of the passing blue whale! "
I forgot that one |
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