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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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If a dressing gown is no longer fluffy, stinks and is growing some apocalyptic strain on it?
Apparently you shouldn't wash it. It's comforting.
Never thought I'd learn that but here we are. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"That when I'm not feeling hungry I should still have some lunch or I'll feel like shite!
Also don't masterbate with a broken nail (owch)
Mrs "
A friend asked me "if I masturbated under the sheet?"..
I said "yeah ...course, we all do!"
"Ahhh " he said "did your hairdresser notice as well !?!" |
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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago
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This
One tonne is not a lot in an A380 when its max take off is 560 tons, and it’s not often they’re at max takeoff weight either…
Coupled with an efficient wing design and very efficient engines, it’s probably one of the cleanest aircraft currently flying. " |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If a dressing gown is no longer fluffy, stinks and is growing some apocalyptic strain on it?
Apparently you shouldn't wash it. It's comforting.
Never thought I'd learn that but here we are."
Sounds like my cats blanket   |
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I learnt that being bisexual doesn't give you twice as much chance of pulling.
My comment on another site was quickly critised.
Apparently bisexual men struggle to find a woman who will suck their c*ck because it goes up men's butts! |
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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago
the land of tall tales and yarn |
"I learnt that being bisexual doesn't give you twice as much chance of pulling.
My comment on another site was quickly critised.
Apparently bisexual men struggle to find a woman who will suck their c*ck because it goes up men's butts!"
And now this  |
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"I learnt that being bisexual doesn't give you twice as much chance of pulling.
My comment on another site was quickly critised.
Apparently bisexual men struggle to find a woman who will suck their c*ck because it goes up men's butts!"
 . Well when you put it like that …… |
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"I learnt that being bisexual doesn't give you twice as much chance of pulling.
My comment on another site was quickly critised.
Apparently bisexual men struggle to find a woman who will suck their c*ck because it goes up men's butts!
And now this "
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"I learnt that being bisexual doesn't give you twice as much chance of pulling.
My comment on another site was quickly critised.
Apparently bisexual men struggle to find a woman who will suck their c*ck because it goes up men's butts!
I learnt that aeroplane thing too.
You learn a lot here!
And now this "
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I learnt there's alot of moaning on the forums, and ppl don't like woe me threads, or others reaching out for support from others on a swinging site.
In conclusion, further instilled that some people are just cunts... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If every days a school day ...whats ya learnt today ?"
Not today, but I recently learnt that if your in a WhatsApp group, the other people in the group can find out your number.
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"Today I learned that potholes are twats and tyres are fucking expensive
Surely you could have just got a part worn for your banger? 
Yep £300 per tyre for mine and that’s mates rates  "
Da fuq are you putting tyres on?! A Massey Ferguson?? |
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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago
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Reading about the Nobel Prize for Physics blew my mind. Three scientists created short pulses of light to capture and study the insides of atoms. The pulses of light are measured in "attoseconds".
The bit that blew my mind is that one attosecond is a quintillionth of a second - it is to a second what one second is to the age of the universe.
Fascinating, and unimaginable. |
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"Today I learned that potholes are twats and tyres are fucking expensive
Surely you could have just got a part worn for your banger?
Yep £300 per tyre for mine and that’s mates rates
Da fuq are you putting tyres on?! A Massey Ferguson??"
20 P zero run flats on an Audi |
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"If every days a school day ...whats ya learnt today ?
Not today, but I recently learnt that if your in a WhatsApp group, the other people in the group can find out your number.
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And this is why I won't join any WhatsApp groups on here! I've seen some of the chat on them and jeez louise!
Today I've learned that dogs like licking feet - and it feels weird! (Dogsitting for a friends cute dog but learning a lot - fast!)  |
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"Today I learned that potholes are twats and tyres are fucking expensive
Surely you could have just got a part worn for your banger?
Yep £300 per tyre for mine and that’s mates rates
Da fuq are you putting tyres on?! A Massey Ferguson??
20 P zero run flats on an Audi "
 your bank account! |
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"Today I learned that potholes are twats and tyres are fucking expensive
Surely you could have just got a part worn for your banger?
Yep £300 per tyre for mine and that’s mates rates
Da fuq are you putting tyres on?! A Massey Ferguson??
20 P zero run flats on an Audi
your bank account!"
Yeah only had to buy one though, thank fook, I felt a bit sickly when he told me the price. |
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"Today I learned that potholes are twats and tyres are fucking expensive
Surely you could have just got a part worn for your banger?
Yep £300 per tyre for mine and that’s mates rates
Da fuq are you putting tyres on?! A Massey Ferguson??
20 P zero run flats on an Audi
your bank account!
Yeah only had to buy one though, thank fook, I felt a bit sickly when he told me the price."
£390 last week got me a full service incl. all air filters and oil etc, MOT, plus repairs to track rod end x1, a windscreen wiper, a brake bulb and front discs/pads. That's all in. VAT and labour. |
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"Today I learned that potholes are twats and tyres are fucking expensive
Surely you could have just got a part worn for your banger?
Yep £300 per tyre for mine and that’s mates rates
Da fuq are you putting tyres on?! A Massey Ferguson??
20 P zero run flats on an Audi
your bank account!
Yeah only had to buy one though, thank fook, I felt a bit sickly when he told me the price.
£390 last week got me a full service incl. all air filters and oil etc, MOT, plus repairs to track rod end x1, a windscreen wiper, a brake bulb and front discs/pads. That's all in. VAT and labour. "
That sounds amazing value  |
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"I’ve learned quite enough for today.
Luckily none of it was BS 
Tell me something, beautiful  "
The price of Batman Comic number 1 is on the way down as a lot of comic buffs think the cover looks quite dirty |
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"Today I learned that potholes are twats and tyres are fucking expensive
Surely you could have just got a part worn for your banger?
Yep £300 per tyre for mine and that’s mates rates
Da fuq are you putting tyres on?! A Massey Ferguson??
20 P zero run flats on an Audi
your bank account!
Yeah only had to buy one though, thank fook, I felt a bit sickly when he told me the price.
£390 last week got me a full service incl. all air filters and oil etc, MOT, plus repairs to track rod end x1, a windscreen wiper, a brake bulb and front discs/pads. That's all in. VAT and labour.
That sounds amazing value "
It's what you get at Papa Local's garage where they don't try to rip you off. So busy, you need to plan a breakdown a month ahead |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve learned quite enough for today.
Luckily none of it was BS
Tell me something, beautiful
The price of Batman Comic number 1 is on the way down as a lot of comic buffs think the cover looks quite dirty "
dirty as in dirty? Or dirty as in sexual? |
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"I’ve learned quite enough for today.
Luckily none of it was BS
Tell me something, beautiful
The price of Batman Comic number 1 is on the way down as a lot of comic buffs think the cover looks quite dirty
dirty as in dirty? Or dirty as in sexual? "
Dirty as in dirty darling. It made me laugh when I saw it earlier. As it’s just the design of the comic |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’ve learned quite enough for today.
Luckily none of it was BS
Tell me something, beautiful
The price of Batman Comic number 1 is on the way down as a lot of comic buffs think the cover looks quite dirty
dirty as in dirty? Or dirty as in sexual?
Dirty as in dirty darling. It made me laugh when I saw it earlier. As it’s just the design of the comic "
Fucking Batman |
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"I’ve learned quite enough for today.
Luckily none of it was BS
Tell me something, beautiful
The price of Batman Comic number 1 is on the way down as a lot of comic buffs think the cover looks quite dirty
dirty as in dirty? Or dirty as in sexual?
Dirty as in dirty darling. It made me laugh when I saw it earlier. As it’s just the design of the comic
Fucking Batman"
I bet I dream about that tonight now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve learned quite enough for today.
Luckily none of it was BS
Tell me something, beautiful
The price of Batman Comic number 1 is on the way down as a lot of comic buffs think the cover looks quite dirty
dirty as in dirty? Or dirty as in sexual?
Dirty as in dirty darling. It made me laugh when I saw it earlier. As it’s just the design of the comic
Fucking Batman
I bet I dream about that tonight now "
Better than dreaming about hamsters! *shudder* |
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"I’ve learned quite enough for today.
Luckily none of it was BS
Tell me something, beautiful
The price of Batman Comic number 1 is on the way down as a lot of comic buffs think the cover looks quite dirty
dirty as in dirty? Or dirty as in sexual?
Dirty as in dirty darling. It made me laugh when I saw it earlier. As it’s just the design of the comic
Fucking Batman
I bet I dream about that tonight now
Better than dreaming about hamsters! *shudder*"
I adore my hamsters dream…
Giant hamsters dressed as Batman |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’ve learned quite enough for today.
Luckily none of it was BS
Tell me something, beautiful
The price of Batman Comic number 1 is on the way down as a lot of comic buffs think the cover looks quite dirty
dirty as in dirty? Or dirty as in sexual?
Dirty as in dirty darling. It made me laugh when I saw it earlier. As it’s just the design of the comic
Fucking Batman
I bet I dream about that tonight now
Better than dreaming about hamsters! *shudder*
I adore my hamsters dream…
Giant hamsters dressed as Batman "
I’m Batman |
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"I’ve learned quite enough for today.
Luckily none of it was BS
Tell me something, beautiful
The price of Batman Comic number 1 is on the way down as a lot of comic buffs think the cover looks quite dirty
dirty as in dirty? Or dirty as in sexual?
Dirty as in dirty darling. It made me laugh when I saw it earlier. As it’s just the design of the comic
Fucking Batman
I bet I dream about that tonight now
Better than dreaming about hamsters! *shudder*
I adore my hamsters dream…
Giant hamsters dressed as Batman "
Christ everywhere I turn there's hamsters. |
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"I’ve learned quite enough for today.
Luckily none of it was BS
Tell me something, beautiful
The price of Batman Comic number 1 is on the way down as a lot of comic buffs think the cover looks quite dirty
dirty as in dirty? Or dirty as in sexual?
Dirty as in dirty darling. It made me laugh when I saw it earlier. As it’s just the design of the comic
Fucking Batman
I bet I dream about that tonight now
Better than dreaming about hamsters! *shudder*
I adore my hamsters dream…
Giant hamsters dressed as Batman
Christ everywhere I turn there's hamsters. "
Richard Geres bum too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I learnt a few horrible, yet not surprising facts about a few people.
I also learnt I cannot go without my morning coffee's.
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If it's that I have 12 toes then it's a lie!
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"I’ve learned quite enough for today.
Luckily none of it was BS
Tell me something, beautiful
The price of Batman Comic number 1 is on the way down as a lot of comic buffs think the cover looks quite dirty
dirty as in dirty? Or dirty as in sexual?
Dirty as in dirty darling. It made me laugh when I saw it earlier. As it’s just the design of the comic
Fucking Batman
I bet I dream about that tonight now
Better than dreaming about hamsters! *shudder*
I adore my hamsters dream…
Giant hamsters dressed as Batman
I’m Batman"
No. I’m Batman |
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"I’ve learned quite enough for today.
Luckily none of it was BS
Tell me something, beautiful
The price of Batman Comic number 1 is on the way down as a lot of comic buffs think the cover looks quite dirty
dirty as in dirty? Or dirty as in sexual?
Dirty as in dirty darling. It made me laugh when I saw it earlier. As it’s just the design of the comic
Fucking Batman
I bet I dream about that tonight now
Better than dreaming about hamsters! *shudder*
I adore my hamsters dream…
Giant hamsters dressed as Batman
I’m Batman
No. I’m Batman "
I’m Spartacus |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I learnt that if you want to find 5% of a gross figure you divide the gross figure by 21 rather than doing a longer calculation.
Actually, I learnt it a while ago but I don't use it often, until today.
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"I learnt that if you want to find 5% of a gross figure you divide the gross figure by 21 rather than doing a longer calculation.
Actually, I learnt it a while ago but I don't use it often, until today.
F"
It’s a brilliant way to work it out don’t you think darling? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I learnt that if you want to find 5% of a gross figure you divide the gross figure by 21 rather than doing a longer calculation.
Actually, I learnt it a while ago but I don't use it often, until today.
F
It’s a brilliant way to work it out don’t you think darling? "
So much quicker and easier
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"Today I learned that potholes are twats and tyres are fucking expensive
Surely you could have just got a part worn for your banger?
Yep £300 per tyre for mine and that’s mates rates
Da fuq are you putting tyres on?! A Massey Ferguson??
20 P zero run flats on an Audi "
They'll probably throw indicators in for this price, so |
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"Today I learned that potholes are twats and tyres are fucking expensive
Surely you could have just got a part worn for your banger?
Yep £300 per tyre for mine and that’s mates rates
Da fuq are you putting tyres on?! A Massey Ferguson??
20 P zero run flats on an Audi "
hahaha I used to have 19s pirelli p zeros on my cupra, this was years back, they were silly money back then....that's why I swapped them out for a better and more wallet friendly tyre....I tried both Toyo and Uniroyal rain sports both cheaper on price and far superior tyres imho  |
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By *lynJMan
over a year ago
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"I learnt that if you want to find 5% of a gross figure you divide the gross figure by 21 rather than doing a longer calculation.
Actually, I learnt it a while ago but I don't use it often, until today.
F"
Or, divide by 10 and halve the result. |
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"Today I learned that potholes are twats and tyres are fucking expensive
Surely you could have just got a part worn for your banger?
Yep £300 per tyre for mine and that’s mates rates
Da fuq are you putting tyres on?! A Massey Ferguson??
20 P zero run flats on an Audi
your bank account!
Yeah only had to buy one though, thank fook, I felt a bit sickly when he told me the price."
That's not to bad my Range Rover Sport is Twice that and it's normally a pair at a time.
Tip if you hit a pot hole and do damage stop role back in to pot hole and take photos then contact your council for it they only pay if photos are done in and out of the hole with the damage. |
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"I learnt that being bisexual doesn't give you twice as much chance of pulling.
My comment on another site was quickly critised.
Apparently bisexual men struggle to find a woman who will suck their c*ck because it goes up men's butts!"
But straight mens cocks go up women’s bums? Are men’s bums somehow worse (I nearly said ‘unsavoury’ then but thought that wasn’t the right choice ) |
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"I learnt that if you want to find 5% of a gross figure you divide the gross figure by 21 rather than doing a longer calculation.
Actually, I learnt it a while ago but I don't use it often, until today.
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Or, divide by 10 and halve the result."
One way is easy... One is harder than a hard thing. |
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"I learnt that if you want to find 5% of a gross figure you divide the gross figure by 21 rather than doing a longer calculation.
Actually, I learnt it a while ago but I don't use it often, until today.
F
Or, divide by 10 and halve the result."
That's to find the 5% of the net figure. Not the gross.
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"That one packet of Tangfastics isn’t enough. Ever
You just worked this out
I just finished my packet
And I have the nocturnal to do. So no more sweeties tonight
Fuck the noc off "
I can’t do that… again |
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