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What's the naughtiest thing you have done at work

By *aravancouple OP Man over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

Replaced the label in the back of a colleague's hiviz jacket. He went about for a week oblivious to the fact that he was now a Fat Bastard.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Had this horrible psychopath bitch in one store that actively attempted to get me and other staff fired even though she was so lazy and bad at her job that it was a miracle she lasted as long as she did.

I'd spent the whole day doing stock replenishment and when my friend came to work the night shift with me we got a phone call from the boss saying to leave one of the large boxes for psycho bitch whose friend was moving house (she called the manager every time because she didn't trust us for some reason lol).

So we had this massive cardboard box put aside... which we took a permanent marker to and I drew a cartoon caricature of the fat psycho hose beast on the box and for the rest of the night we punched and kicked and stabbed her and then left the box for her in the morning.

We denied everything and it actually worked, even when we were on CCTV

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And that's just for starters

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have sex On my bus as a bus driver lol

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By *atisfy janeWoman over a year ago

Torquay

"And that's just for starters"

So your female colleague was the psychopath even though it was YOU

that punched and stabbed a caricature of her?....

How very strange

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By *imply_SensualMan over a year ago

warrington

Good - had sex on my desk

Bad - put cling film over the toilets in the ladies loos (i worked in a pub at the time)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And that's just for starters

So your female colleague was the psychopath even though it was YOU

that punched and stabbed a caricature of her?....

How very strange"

Lol she had pissed us all off so badly by that point that we no longer cared. She got several of the original staff fired on false pretenses and used to make up stories about us so in the end, when I knew I was leaving of my own accord, I just gave as good as I got

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Had a threesome in the office.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have sex On my bus as a bus driver lol"

Me too. On the 336 Bath to Withywood. I was the driver too.

C1993.

I hate buses!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Got caught shagging in Edinburgh castle when I was on gaurd duty. Got my arse well and truly kicked for it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I had crazy sex with a customer in the middle of the store after close, then watched it on the CCTV the next day lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Funniest was...I drew a massive cock on a workmates car bonnet with a whiteboard marker....he drove from Bradford to Doncaster without noticing!!!

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By *amslam1000Man over a year ago

willenhall

was in the RAF and hated the camp i was on so to get posted quickly i thought if i got caught with a married woman i'd get posted just like other people i'd seen, so i found a girl that put it about and we were doing the beast with 2 backs against the flag pole on the parade square. we got caught (so far so good) got marched into the CO's office in the morning got screamed at and promoted (WTF) and the couple were posted instead. I got to stay at that camp for 3 more years AARRRGGGHH !!!!!!

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By *ollie_JCouple over a year ago

London

Paid some people £750k more than they should have

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

naughty and risky.

Had sex with a local girl in the back of a "pig" (armoured car) in the middle of Belfast 15mins before a full blown riot hehehehehehehehe

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By *amslam1000Man over a year ago

willenhall

"naughty and risky.

Had sex with a local girl in the back of a "pig" (armoured car) in the middle of Belfast 15mins before a full blown riot hehehehehehehehe

not a pig in a poke but a poke in a pig lol

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By *oodmessMan over a year ago

yumsville

hugged my boss from behind a bit too well and got a hard on straight away

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By *atisfy janeWoman over a year ago

Torquay

"hugged my boss from behind a bit too well and got a hard on straight away

"
...Did he object?

And if not did it lead to more fun with him?

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By *r mrs pCouple over a year ago

taunton

"Paid some people £750k more than they should have"

please come and work for my boss lol.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"naughty and risky.

Had sex with a local girl in the back of a "pig" (armoured car) in the middle of Belfast 15mins before a full blown riot hehehehehehehehe

not a pig in a poke but a poke in a pig lol"

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

swapped everyone's wimpoles around and made a bet that I could get the condemned a reprieve. Oh how we laughed as he walked.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

had a wank under the counter in the bookies i worked at as was nobody in and was well bored

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Worked

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have sex On my bus as a bus driver lol"

Snap on the Late bus up the dales was mine lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Paid some people £750k more than they should have"

Can you come work for my company as a wage payer please xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Flashed some newbies whilst having their lunch.

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By *li87Man over a year ago

Manchester/Kendal

Shagged a nurse in the back of a ambulance. Fucked a girl on my troop commanders desk.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"had a wank under the counter in the bookies i worked at as was nobody in and was well bored"

Christ, what are the odds of that eh?

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By *absFrenchGentMan over a year ago

stafford

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i actually did some work once at work.....oh yes i live on the edge. luckily no one saw.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Blocked one of the two sirens on a "company" vehicle so my boss went on a shout making eee without the aww

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By *organ and rob zombieCouple over a year ago

bradford

"Got caught shagging in Edinburgh castle when I was on gaurd duty. Got my arse well and truly kicked for it.

Brilliant

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By *B9 QueenWoman over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

I had a bit of a fumble with the manager of the shop I worked in at the time - I was 17 and he was 20.

Thought it was very daring at the time.

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