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Have you been a twat today ?

By *atpurr OP Woman over a year ago

Kent

I have !!

Having a tattoo finished today at my regular shop. I turned up at my usual time. The receptionist looked blankly at me and said………”you’re not booked in until 4pm”………..it was 11am!

Such a twat!

What have you twatted up today ???

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By *izzymonkeyMan over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

Every day of my life

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By *izzymonkeyMan over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

Today I set my alarm for pm.....instead of am

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By *rozac_fairyCouple over a year ago

Tamworth

The Mr just completely ignored my "let's fuck" request... I was probably entirely too subtle I think.

Which means it'll be another day of masturbation and him wondering what all that was about

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes.

I tried to walk straight through the gym class area to get to where I was going.

Oblivious to the fact that there was indeed, a class in progress.

Such a twat!

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By *r_PinkMan over a year ago

london stratford

being a twat every day helps you work rest and play!

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By *athuilMan over a year ago

up north

I added a x to the end of a mail I was sending to a female colleague I barely know. Gonna make the meeting with her later interesting

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I awkwardly stood in my porch waiting for the postman to slowly push my post through the letterbox

He could see me. The door has windows

Followed by blurting out an awkward "Thanks" through the door as he walked off

I was oddly impatient at getting my post today for some reason

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By *illy IdolMan over a year ago

Midlands

"I awkwardly stood in my porch waiting for the postman to slowly push my post through the letterbox

He could see me. The door has windows

Followed by blurting out an awkward "Thanks" through the door as he walked off

I was oddly impatient at getting my post today for some reason"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've not been functioning well at all lately.

Today was I finally realised where the two dresses I couldn't find were.....in the tumble dryer.

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By *rHotNottsMan over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Not yet but it’s still early

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