"Rub your nipples on the carpet. My new fave! You're welcome 
Mrs TMN x
Oh you really don't know me at all...I said NEW suggestions!  "
Well why don't you give us your list so far, Brucey? Then we won't be boring you  |
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Sit on a large yoghurt pot for 10 minutes. Then cover that pussy with a slice of ham whilst rubbing the fridge magnet on your nippes. Once the ham and yoghurt has set, pop a grape up your arsehole to finish. Guaranteed pleasure ladies.
Men.. egg holder, butter, half a melon. You're welcome. |
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By *ruceyy OP Man
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"Rub your nipples on the carpet. My new fave! You're welcome
Mrs TMN x
Oh you really don't know me at all...I said NEW suggestions!
Well why don't you give us your list so far, Brucey? Then we won't be boring you "
Hoo boy that's gonna be quite the list... |
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By *ruceyy OP Man
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"Sit on a large yoghurt pot for 10 minutes. Then cover that pussy with a slice of ham whilst rubbing the fridge magnet on your nippes. Once the ham and yoghurt has set, pop a grape up your arsehole to finish. Guaranteed pleasure ladies.
Men.. egg holder, butter, half a melon. You're welcome."
Hang on I need more details on the man suggestion here... |
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"Lose your sex toys and don't do any masturbation for weeks... suddenly walking round Tesco is very enjoyable.
Friction.
Have you seen Tescos sex toy range?  "
Extra special? |
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"Use me 
LvM
Go on then.
Can I watch?
Sure! Hang on, am I having sex with a man again now?
Yes.
Oh this whole place is full of slippery snakes! "
Here's hoping! |
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"Use me
LvM
Go on then.
Can I watch?
Sure! Hang on, am I having sex with a man again now?
Yes.
Oh this whole place is full of slippery snakes! "
Speaking of which, lube up my snake would you Brucey?
LvM |
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By *ruceyy OP Man
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"Use me
LvM
Go on then.
Can I watch?
Sure! Hang on, am I having sex with a man again now?
Yes.
Oh this whole place is full of slippery snakes!
Speaking of which, lube up my snake would you Brucey?
LvM"
Be a jolly good chap and wrangle this serpent for me would you boy? |
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Hang out with someone with really long hair. Wait until some of those hairs inevitably get wrapped round your lady flaps/up and round your cock. Find them while sat on the toilet - then slowly, ever so slowly, pull them free. Enjoy the gentle tickling sensation and flutters they cause. |
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"Hang out with someone with really long hair. Wait until some of those hairs inevitably get wrapped round your lady flaps/up and round your cock. Find them while sat on the toilet - then slowly, ever so slowly, pull them free. Enjoy the gentle tickling sensation and flutters they cause. "
Oh I hate those hairs on my penis |
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"I think putting your cock in a paper shredder and flicking between forward and reverse modesiis quite invigorating and could catch on.
Jokes on you it doesn't fit "
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Plus you can fucked at the same time. Win win! 