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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

...dropping an iPad on your face is quiet painful and looks like it will result in a very fetching black eye :-/

Anyone else learnt anything today?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've learned that I'm by far the coolest person on fab

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

I've learnt that Cooler is feckin deluded

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've learnt that Cooler is feckin deluded

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By *issHottieBottieWoman over a year ago

Kent

"I've learnt that Cooler is feckin deluded

Hahahaha!!

I've learned that jalapeño coldslaw from tesco is deeeee-lish!! X

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I've learnt that Cooler is feckin deluded

That just made me

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By *radleyandRavenCouple over a year ago

Herts

I've learned that cigarettes are so much more satisfying when the sun's out.

- Amy. x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've learnt that Cooler is feckin deluded

right on sister

Don't get what you're driving at though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've learned that Port wine on an empty stomach goes to your head!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've learned that cigarettes are so much more satisfying when the sun's out.

- Amy. x"

this is so true!

Miss PP

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've learnt that Cooler is feckin deluded

Hahahaha!!

I've learned that jalapeño coldslaw from tesco is deeeee-lish!! X"
sounds lovely! Home made burgers with that! mmm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've learnt that you have to have loads of patience, waiting in for someone to come look at your washing machine!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

ive learnt that i have have the most comfiest bed in the whole wide world and its all mine

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

ive learnt im far to nosey for my own good

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

ive learnt im far to nosey for my own good

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've learned that teenagers will sleep till the afternoon if not disturbed.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Iv learned today that my faith in fab has been restored!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That I don't except or acknowledge the word deluded even exists

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

"That I don't except or acknowledge the word deluded even exists

Ha!! Does that mean you ACCEPT its existence?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Never. No idea what you're on about

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've learnt you give someone an inch and they try and take a mile!. They hadn't bargained for moody letsbe!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've learnt tht if you spend your entire weekend looking after someone who has a cough and cold that you are bound to get it

feel rubbish lol

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By *allen MadonnaWoman over a year ago

In my own little world

Snap! on sofa island feeling grot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Snap! on sofa island feeling grot

I feel your pain. And the crap on the box is doing my head in lol

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

Swearing at the washing machine will NOT make it work......if you haven't switched the feckin thing on.

*off to stand in Bimbo corner!!!

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By *UNKIEMan over a year ago

south east

Fmuma is a bimbo

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By *he Happy ManMan over a year ago

Merseyside

I learnt that the word gullible is not in the English dictionary.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I learnt that you can't be in two places at the same time cos someone forgot to tell me to pick someone up ........... and being late is not good !!!!!

I also learnt that a banana is not sufficient as a breakfast ........ poor tummy !!!!

Big learning curve !!!! grrrrr

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't start arguments.

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By *atisfy janeWoman over a year ago

Torquay

I have learnt today that Trolling has become ever so subtle on these forums lately....

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By *azzaahhWoman over a year ago

north wales / chester

I learned that hospitals are very boring places

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"I have learnt today that Trolling has become ever so subtle on these forums lately.... "

Was that you doing it then Jane ? Hey Hey ?

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By *atisfy janeWoman over a year ago

Torquay

"I have learnt today that Trolling has become ever so subtle on these forums lately....

Was that you doing it then Jane ? Hey Hey ?"

I liked you more when you were feeling ill.....

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Iv learned today that my faith in fab has been restored!

Awwww have you had sex today ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've just learnt that car insurance premiums are plucked from thin air when you phone up. FFS!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"I have learnt today that Trolling has become ever so subtle on these forums lately....

Was that you doing it then Jane ? Hey Hey ?

I liked you more when you were feeling ill.....

Ha! I'm off to do the dishes and then sleep some more.

Getting Better Every Day just like Mamma Cass.....

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By *atisfy janeWoman over a year ago

Torquay

"I have learnt today that Trolling has become ever so subtle on these forums lately....

Was that you doing it then Jane ? Hey Hey ?

I liked you more when you were feeling ill.....

Ha! I'm off to do the dishes and then sleep some more.

Getting Better Every Day just like Mamma Cass....."

Bloody sickness re-bounders....they come out of a bout of illness like a greyhound out of the traps....not that I'm referring to you as a dog Granny.

Can't you recover in a more graceful way woman?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Iv learned today that my faith in fab has been restored!

Awwww have you had sex today ?"
Nope. Spoke to a lovely single lady and we are going to meet up soon x

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Iv learned today that my faith in fab has been restored!

Awwww have you had sex today ? Nope. Spoke to a lovely single lady and we are going to meet up soon x

gives fella a pat on the back....

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"I have learnt today that Trolling has become ever so subtle on these forums lately....

Was that you doing it then Jane ? Hey Hey ?

I liked you more when you were feeling ill.....

Ha! I'm off to do the dishes and then sleep some more.

Getting Better Every Day just like Mamma Cass.....

Bloody sickness re-bounders....they come out of a bout of illness like a greyhound out of the traps....not that I'm referring to you as a dog Granny.

Can't you recover in a more graceful way woman?

Im trying ..... my daughter insulted me before for precisely the same reason. Cows Melt .....

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I have learnt that apparently i am size sexy and the hottest woman on fab you got to laugh at what people say to get in your knickers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Iv learned today that my faith in fab has been restored!

Awwww have you had sex today ? Nope. Spoke to a lovely single lady and we are going to meet up soon x

gives fella a pat on the back....

"
haha your welcome sexy!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've learnt that I really do have some good friends on here, Thanks to my friend for fixing my phoneline, for nothing more than a hug and a cuppa

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have learnt that people take weight issues a little bit to personally

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"I have learnt that people take weight issues a little bit to personally

shut it fatty

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

I learnt never ever, click on online quotes for insurance policies. Ive had two phone calls about about 40 emails grrrrrrrr big brother is watching you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have learnt that people take weight issues a little bit to personally

shut it fatty "
take no notice to granny, her old age makes her narky!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've learned that whilst completion dates are exciting - they also mean there's a hell of a lot of work to be done before Friday!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've learned that I'm by far the coolest person on fab

LMAO!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Iv learned today that my faith in fab has been restored!

Awwww have you had sex today ? Nope. Spoke to a lovely single lady and we are going to meet up soon x

gives fella a pat on the back....

haha your welcome sexy!!

How am i welcome??!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Iv learned today that my faith in fab has been restored!

Awwww have you had sex today ? Nope. Spoke to a lovely single lady and we are going to meet up soon x

So you managed to find one that isn't heightist?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Iv learned today that my faith in fab has been restored!

Awwww have you had sex today ? Nope. Spoke to a lovely single lady and we are going to meet up soon x

So you managed to find one that isn't heightist?!

"
yes...Snow White!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Iv learned today that my faith in fab has been restored!

Awwww have you had sex today ? Nope. Spoke to a lovely single lady and we are going to meet up soon x

gives fella a pat on the back....

haha your welcome sexy!!

How am i welcome??!

"
through the front door!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Iv learned today that my faith in fab has been restored!

Awwww have you had sex today ? Nope. Spoke to a lovely single lady and we are going to meet up soon x

gives fella a pat on the back....

haha your welcome sexy!!

How am i welcome??!

through the front door!

oh that was smooth....

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

"I've learned that cigarettes are so much more satisfying when the sun's out.

- Amy. x

this is so true!

Miss PP"

even better with a glass of wine and good company

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By *wencatWoman over a year ago

Leeds

"I've learned that I'm by far the coolest person on fab

x"
sorry u wrong there not the coolest maybe under a illustration there there are a few of us

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have learnt that people take weight issues a little bit to personally

shut it fatty "

How very dare you. I'm outraged. I'll be writing to my MP about this ( which brings me on to another thread about the swinging onsbudsman ) which happens to be me

you'll be from my PA Miss Smokingrowler shortly lady

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

"I have learnt that people take weight issues a little bit to personally

shut it fatty

How very dare you. I'm outraged. I'll be writing to my MP about this ( which brings me on to another thread about the swinging onsbudsman ) which happens to be me

you'll be from my PA Miss Smokingrowler shortly lady

Your delusions get grander by the hour

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have learnt that my first primary school crush, someone I haven't seen since 1974 has a couples profile on here with her partner

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The NHS as an employer is bollocks

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"I have learnt that people take weight issues a little bit to personally

shut it fatty take no notice to granny, her old age makes her narky!

I'm not old.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

King's Crustacean

and send me a face pic i want to see if

1. You are ugly.

2. If I know you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have learnt that people take weight issues a little bit to personally

shut it fatty

How very dare you. I'm outraged. I'll be writing to my MP about this ( which brings me on to another thread about the swinging onsbudsman ) which happens to be me

you'll be from my PA Miss Smokingrowler shortly lady

Your delusions get grander by the hour

Still don't recognise that word. Demudion? Delishing? Delubed up? It's in no dictionary I've ever seen. You can expect a visit from my hate crime department head Miss Saggylips ok x

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

"I have learnt that people take weight issues a little bit to personally

shut it fatty

How very dare you. I'm outraged. I'll be writing to my MP about this ( which brings me on to another thread about the swinging onsbudsman ) which happens to be me

you'll be from my PA Miss Smokingrowler shortly lady

Your delusions get grander by the hour

Still don't recognise that word. Demudion? Delishing? Delubed up? It's in no dictionary I've ever seen. You can expect a visit from my hate crime department head Miss Saggylips ok x

I'll feckin saggylips you the noo ya fud.....

**cuffs Cooler to the radiator till he is nothing more than a puddle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

After being together for 14 years my OH can still surprise on my birthday

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have learnt that people take weight issues a little bit to personally

shut it fatty

How very dare you. I'm outraged. I'll be writing to my MP about this ( which brings me on to another thread about the swinging onsbudsman ) which happens to be me

you'll be from my PA Miss Smokingrowler shortly lady

Your delusions get grander by the hour

Still don't recognise that word. Demudion? Delishing? Delubed up? It's in no dictionary I've ever seen. You can expect a visit from my hate crime department head Miss Saggylips ok x

I'll feckin saggylips you the noo ya fud.....

**cuffs Cooler to the radiator till he is nothing more than a puddle

Miss Saggylips works for me. I wasn't for one moment casting aspersions about the length or breadth of your lips

I wouldn't dream of that.

No radiator in the world was designed tough enough to keep me contained. Not even the ones made in Scotland from gudderrrrrssss

x happy Monday everyone x

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

I have learnt that a few people really seem to get off on arguing and provocation

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have learnt that a few people really seem to get off on arguing and provocation "
no they dont!!

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I have learnt that a few people really seem to get off on arguing and provocation no they dont!!

Do so

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"...dropping an iPad on your face is quiet painful and looks like it will result in a very fetching black eye :-/"

Oh dear, have you tried applying an eye pad?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have learnt that a few people really seem to get off on arguing and provocation no they dont!!

Do so"
hahaha

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By *ummy mummyWoman over a year ago

southampton-ish

I learned that my body did not get the memo that getting the flu just before and during halfterm is not allowed...had to walk my son up to football camp this morning with a temp of 103...and to top things off have the inspection for the landlord in the morning and have not been in any state to do housework

must have stopped 5 times on way to school and 5 on way back to steady myself...was waiting for someone to report I was out at 9:30 am d*unk as a skunk and take the twins off me...LOL

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have learnt that walking into the corner of my coffee table knee first bloody hurts and that skin tears and bleeds when forced onto corner of said coffee table at full force...Ouchy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have learnt that walking into the corner of my coffee table knee first bloody hurts and that skin tears and bleeds when forced onto corner of said coffee table at full force...Ouchy

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By *lassic1Man over a year ago

bellshill

"I've learnt that Cooler is feckin deluded

Hahahaha!!

I've learned that jalapeño coldslaw from tesco is deeeee-lish!! X"

you tried their horseradish sauce yet....????

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've learnt that a last min . com was very well worth it

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I've learnt that a last min . com was very well worth it

I say ! A bum spot free meet as well

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've learnt that a last min . com was very well worth it

I say ! A bum spot free meet as well

a first for me yes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've learned that psychopaths are considered people with mental disorders as opposed to people that wilfully destroy others' lives in order to further their own.

And that they are most often created out of White Collar and Media industries and Politics if not FOR those three areas.

But there are three disorders commonly associated with these and Psychopathic tendencies is just one. Machiavellian and Narcissistic traits are also classed as disorders and put all three together, you have the makings of a Josef Stalin, a David Cameron, a Tony Soprano or a Patrick Bateman.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have learnt that if I don't look in the fridge I won't see the chocolate that's calling my name

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

well i learnt today that eating sugar puffs makes you pee taste of sugar puffs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"well i learnt today that eating sugar puffs makes you pee taste of sugar puffs

"
be sure to bring that up at the breakfast table wont you!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"well i learnt today that eating sugar puffs makes you pee taste of sugar puffs

be sure to bring that up at the breakfast table wont you!

will do

see you in the morning

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Having a bobble in to tight all day gives you a huge headache

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Having a bobble in to tight all day gives you a huge headache"

Isn't that called an Essex facelift?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Having a bobble in to tight all day gives you a huge headache

Isn't that called an Essex facelift?

Haha i like it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Having a bobble in to tight all day gives you a huge headache

Isn't that called an Essex facelift?

looks great with the scouse brow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Having a bobble in to tight all day gives you a huge headache

Isn't that called an Essex facelift?

looks great with the scouse brow

Hahaha what the scouse brow? Sounds brilliant x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Having a bobble in to tight all day gives you a huge headache

Isn't that called an Essex facelift?

looks great with the scouse brow

Hahaha what the scouse brow? Sounds brilliant x"

google it, looks like two slugs sat above their eyes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Having a bobble in to tight all day gives you a huge headache

Isn't that called an Essex facelift?

looks great with the scouse brow

Hahaha what the scouse brow? Sounds brilliant x

google it, looks like two slugs sat above their eyes

Hahahaha my day is now complete

thank you x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"well i learnt today that eating sugar puffs makes you pee taste of sugar puffs

be sure to bring that up at the breakfast table wont you!

will do

see you in the morning

"
breakfast in bed?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That you should not go to the supermarket when hungry and then wonder why you bought two weeks supply of food...

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By *hanetManMan over a year ago

ramsgate

Someone said " Hell is other people" couldn't agree more.

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By *nfieldishCouple over a year ago

Enfield

I have learned that I cannot sync my new iPhone on my old mac..... No music for this fabber.....

Bit annoyed....

And breathe........

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What's,coldslaw

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have learned that I cannot sync my new iPhone on my old mac..... No music for this fabber.....

Bit annoyed....

And breathe........"

I've also learnt that I can't for the life of me work out why my phone and pad won't iCloud stuff over and it's doing my head

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That the the crickets i fed the lizard could bite him and leave a mark

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

that the beauty of a sunset still makes me look in wonder..

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By *nfieldishCouple over a year ago

Enfield

"I have learned that I cannot sync my new iPhone on my old mac..... No music for this fabber.....

Bit annoyed....

And breathe........

I've also learnt that I can't for the life of me work out why my phone and pad won't iCloud stuff over and it's doing my head

Pathway..

Settings , I cloud, storage and back up, iCloud backup on.......backup now.....?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"well i learnt today that eating sugar puffs makes you pee taste of sugar puffs

be sure to bring that up at the breakfast table wont you!

will do

see you in the morning

breakfast in bed?

am i allowed to talk about sugar puff pee over the pillow?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"...dropping an iPad on your face is quiet painful and looks like it will result in a very fetching black eye :-/

Anyone else learnt anything today?"

Well the best thing to do is take the battery out and leave it a week but can you get the battery out of an apbull ibone?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have learned that I cannot sync my new iPhone on my old mac..... No music for this fabber.....

Bit annoyed....

And breathe........

I've also learnt that I can't for the life of me work out why my phone and pad won't iCloud stuff over and it's doing my head

Pathway..

Settings , I cloud, storage and back up, iCloud backup on.......backup now.....?"

Will give it a go thank you.

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

i have learnt that its now Tuesday...

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By *atisfy janeWoman over a year ago

Torquay

I have learnt that Scaffolding can be very expensive....

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By *iss_tressWoman over a year ago

London

I've learnt I'm capable of filicide but have the self control and will power not to.

Oh but it was a close call!

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I have learnt that the Go-Kart thingy that Vanellope von Schweetz starts out with on Wreck It Ralph is called Likkity Split.

A fungeon is a fun dungeon and vorp is a vomit and burp at the same time.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've learnt that Cooler is feckin deluded

Hahahaha!!

I've learned that jalapeño coldslaw from tesco is deeeee-lish!! X sounds lovely! Home made burgers with that! mmm

I had it on Sunday with pizza for a very late hungover breakfast! Yum! X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"...dropping an iPad on your face is quiet painful and looks like it will result in a very fetching black eye :-/

Anyone else learnt anything today?"

Dont piss against the wind lol

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By *alcon43Woman over a year ago

Paisley

Yes, that someone told me today that they were married and had been lying to me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wrote some new music. No moral lessons today for me!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I learnt that a Thread I posted has Vanished into thin air

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That standing outside in the freezing cold for hours and hours isn't good for you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

that when u have done what the overhead poster did it takes ages to get warm again

I am sitting here shivering

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"that when u have done what the overhead poster did it takes ages to get warm again

I am sitting here shivering

Hot Bath Minxy...but don't burn yourself

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By *empting Devil.Woman over a year ago

Sheffield

That there o

is a back to the top button on the mobile site!!!

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By *empting Devil.Woman over a year ago

Sheffield

And when i click on a thread i have previously read it takes me to the New posts!!!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I have learnt that your ribs kill when you have the most annoying cough...

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By *ruitWoman over a year ago

near kings lynn

That my tooth fracturing is annoying as got to use my mouth for some good oral Sat night

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

"That there o

is a back to the top button on the mobile site!!!

is there??? where???

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By *empting Devil.Woman over a year ago

Sheffield

"That there o

is a back to the top button on the mobile site!!!

is there??? where???"

Under post New message to thread.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I learnt a new word that describes me: sapiosexual

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

that miss cheekychops is a lovely woman...regardless of her 'old womans voice!'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"that when u have done what the overhead poster did it takes ages to get warm again

I am sitting here shivering

Hot Bath Minxy...but don't burn yourself

only just seen this lol

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"that miss cheekychops is a lovely woman...regardless of her 'old womans voice!'

Lol thanks....

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

There's a walrus penis in a museum that is larger than the walrus head. Very big and very stiff!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I learned to put the lights on before putting my shoes on and rushing off to work....

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I learned to put the lights on before putting my shoes on and rushing off to work....

Were you still wearing a giraffe when you left the house?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I learned to put the lights on before putting my shoes on and rushing off to work....

Hahaha a guy at work did this he came into work with one black shoe and ne brown shoe..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I learned to put the lights on before putting my shoes on and rushing off to work....

were they on the wrong feet ??? (giggles)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I learned to put the lights on before putting my shoes on and rushing off to work....

Were you still wearing a giraffe when you left the house?"

Nope..... Left the giraffe at home.... Went to work with just the usual python....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I learned to put the lights on before putting my shoes on and rushing off to work....

Hahaha a guy at work did this he came into work with one black shoe and ne brown shoe..

Both black shoes, slipons, but different styles.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I learned to put the lights on before putting my shoes on and rushing off to work....

were they on the wrong feet ??? (giggles)

Oi.... Not my fault, I got two left feet....

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I learned to put the lights on before putting my shoes on and rushing off to work....

Were you still wearing a giraffe when you left the house?

Nope..... Left the giraffe at home.... Went to work with just the usual python....

You take a snake to work? Is that what you use to measure things for your plans?

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

with a bit of encoursgement something bigger than a letterbox opening will go through

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"with a bit of encoursgement something bigger than a letterbox opening will go through

Does the encouragement require breaking or mangling in some way?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I learned to put the lights on before putting my shoes on and rushing off to work....

Were you still wearing a giraffe when you left the house?

Nope..... Left the giraffe at home.... Went to work with just the usual python....

You take a snake to work? Is that what you use to measure things for your plans?"

A lot of women in the office have plans for my python....

I need him for the maths..... His half brother is an Adder....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I learned to put the lights on before putting my shoes on and rushing off to work....

were they on the wrong feet ??? (giggles)

Oi.... Not my fault, I got two left feet....

still giggling ?? I am !!!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I learned to put the lights on before putting my shoes on and rushing off to work....

Were you still wearing a giraffe when you left the house?

Nope..... Left the giraffe at home.... Went to work with just the usual python....

You take a snake to work? Is that what you use to measure things for your plans?

A lot of women in the office have plans for my python....

I need him for the maths..... His half brother is an Adder....

Have you seen the Angry Birds joke on-line? Some of those angles need checking.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I learned to put the lights on before putting my shoes on and rushing off to work....

Were you still wearing a giraffe when you left the house?

Nope..... Left the giraffe at home.... Went to work with just the usual python....

You take a snake to work? Is that what you use to measure things for your plans?

A lot of women in the office have plans for my python....

I need him for the maths..... His half brother is an Adder....

Have you seen the Angry Birds joke on-line? Some of those angles need checking."

Will he use the python to check em do u think?

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I learned to put the lights on before putting my shoes on and rushing off to work....

Were you still wearing a giraffe when you left the house?

Nope..... Left the giraffe at home.... Went to work with just the usual python....

You take a snake to work? Is that what you use to measure things for your plans?

A lot of women in the office have plans for my python....

I need him for the maths..... His half brother is an Adder....

Have you seen the Angry Birds joke on-line? Some of those angles need checking.

Will he use the python to check em do u think?

He may need the adder too.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I learned to put the lights on before putting my shoes on and rushing off to work....

Were you still wearing a giraffe when you left the house?

Nope..... Left the giraffe at home.... Went to work with just the usual python....

You take a snake to work? Is that what you use to measure things for your plans?

A lot of women in the office have plans for my python....

I need him for the maths..... His half brother is an Adder....

Have you seen the Angry Birds joke on-line? Some of those angles need checking.

Will he use the python to check em do u think?

He may need the adder too."

think he might be there with them out already

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I learned to put the lights on before putting my shoes on and rushing off to work....

Were you still wearing a giraffe when you left the house?

Nope..... Left the giraffe at home.... Went to work with just the usual python....

You take a snake to work? Is that what you use to measure things for your plans?

A lot of women in the office have plans for my python....

I need him for the maths..... His half brother is an Adder....

Have you seen the Angry Birds joke on-line? Some of those angles need checking.

Will he use the python to check em do u think?

He may need the adder too."

I'll feed the birds to the python who can turn em into feather boas....;-)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have learnt it is not clever to leave your water downstairs when going to bed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have learnt it is not clever to leave your water downstairs when going to bed

Why...??? Are they broken ....????

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have learnt it is not clever to leave your water downstairs when going to bed

or leaving the downstairs light on and getting to the top of the stairs ...... get to bed u lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have learnt it is not clever to leave your water downstairs when going to bed

Why...??? Are they broken ....????"

What is broken? my bottom nearly was! Legs no but shall venture alone in the dark and cold naked into the abyss for a drink sniff, sniff .......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have learnt it is not clever to leave your water downstairs when going to bed

or leaving the downstairs light on and getting to the top of the stairs ...... get to bed u lol

I am but can't sleep with Mr noisy next to me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've learnt that Cooler is feckin deluded

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have learnt it is not clever to leave your water downstairs when going to bed

or leaving the downstairs light on and getting to the top of the stairs ...... get to bed u lol

I am but can't sleep with Mr noisy next to me

wake him up .......... send him for the water and drop off whilst he is gone ...... sorted !!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That living opposite the sea is all well and good..... But I have learn that it's blooming freezing and very windy... And I shouldn't have stood outside talking to a neighbour in this weather!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have learnt it is not clever to leave your water downstairs when going to bed

or leaving the downstairs light on and getting to the top of the stairs ...... get to bed u lol

I am but can't sleep with Mr noisy next to me

Pinch his nose and slap his arse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have learnt it is not clever to leave your water downstairs when going to bed

or leaving the downstairs light on and getting to the top of the stairs ...... get to bed u lol

I am but can't sleep with Mr noisy next to me

wake him up .......... send him for the water and drop off whilst he is gone ...... sorted !!!!

No way I would wake him!

He is like one of those grab machine in an arcade tonight tsk!

Good news is, he had water on his bedside cabinet, not anymore

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I have learnt it is not clever to leave your water downstairs when going to bed

or leaving the downstairs light on and getting to the top of the stairs ...... get to bed u lol

I am but can't sleep with Mr noisy next to me

Pinch his nose and slap his arse

What if he's really tall - how do you do both at the same time?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have learnt it is not clever to leave your water downstairs when going to bed

or leaving the downstairs light on and getting to the top of the stairs ...... get to bed u lol

I am but can't sleep with Mr noisy next to me

Pinch his nose and slap his arse

I daren't lol

He is grabber man and before I had even got into bed ripped my vest top pulling me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have learnt it is not clever to leave your water downstairs when going to bed

or leaving the downstairs light on and getting to the top of the stairs ...... get to bed u lol

I am but can't sleep with Mr noisy next to me

wake him up .......... send him for the water and drop off whilst he is gone ...... sorted !!!!

No way I would wake him!

He is like one of those grab machine in an arcade tonight tsk!

Good news is, he had water on his bedside cabinet, not anymore

good resourceful thinking

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Love isn't forever be it in the flesh, on the phone or online. One sharp prick and its all gone!

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I've learnt that Julie's M is a grabber man.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've learnt that Julie's M is a grabber man."

Lol yes he is very talented even when asleep!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have learnt it is not clever to leave your water downstairs when going to bed

or leaving the downstairs light on and getting to the top of the stairs ...... get to bed u lol

I am but can't sleep with Mr noisy next to me

wake him up .......... send him for the water and drop off whilst he is gone ...... sorted !!!!

No way I would wake him!

He is like one of those grab machine in an arcade tonight tsk!

Good news is, he had water on his bedside cabinet, not anymore

good resourceful thinking

Hindsight says not as it is G & T

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've learnt that Julie's M is a grabber man."

Oh so have I !!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have learnt it is not clever to leave your water downstairs when going to bed

or leaving the downstairs light on and getting to the top of the stairs ...... get to bed u lol

I am but can't sleep with Mr noisy next to me

wake him up .......... send him for the water and drop off whilst he is gone ...... sorted !!!!

No way I would wake him!

He is like one of those grab machine in an arcade tonight tsk!

Good news is, he had water on his bedside cabinet, not anymore

good resourceful thinking

Hindsight says not as it is G & T

plan A again then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have learnt it is not clever to leave your water downstairs when going to bed

or leaving the downstairs light on and getting to the top of the stairs ...... get to bed u lol

I am but can't sleep with Mr noisy next to me

wake him up .......... send him for the water and drop off whilst he is gone ...... sorted !!!!

No way I would wake him!

He is like one of those grab machine in an arcade tonight tsk!

Good news is, he had water on his bedside cabinet, not anymore

good resourceful thinking

Hindsight says not as it is G & T

plan A again then

Going to have to live with the fish taste in my mourn as moving seems to much hard work!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have learnt it is not clever to leave your water downstairs when going to bed

or leaving the downstairs light on and getting to the top of the stairs ...... get to bed u lol

I am but can't sleep with Mr noisy next to me

wake him up .......... send him for the water and drop off whilst he is gone ...... sorted !!!!

No way I would wake him!

He is like one of those grab machine in an arcade tonight tsk!

Good news is, he had water on his bedside cabinet, not anymore

good resourceful thinking

Hindsight says not as it is G & T

plan A again then

Going to have to live with the fish taste in my mourn as moving seems to much hard work!

Awwwww u need someone to bring you a glass of water

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have learnt it is not clever to leave your water downstairs when going to bed

Why...??? Are they broken ....????

What is broken? my bottom nearly was! Legs no but shall venture alone in the dark and cold naked into the abyss for a drink sniff, sniff ......."

Having woken up with my phone on the floor by the bed.... I have learned not to post when I'm nearly asleep....

Totally missread your post as "waters down the stairs...." Doh!!! Zzzzzzzz

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

"with a bit of encoursgement something bigger than a letterbox opening will go through

Does the encouragement require breaking or mangling in some way?"

no just lubricating

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

don't throw the washing over the bannister and try and walk past it on the stairs ................ it will become a slide and make u headbutt the wall in front of you ........ ouch !!

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I have learnt that my woofer doesnt like me shouting at the television....

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Don't put your head over a steaming bowl of vicks....It nearly kills you

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Sometimes i would be best not to share things that pop into my head.

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By *empting Devil.Woman over a year ago

Sheffield

"Sometimes i would be best not to share things that pop into my head.

But that's what we love about you!

And the cracking rack...

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

King's Crustacean

That there is no such thing as Extra Virgin Olive Oil. Or rather, there is but it's a 'marketing ploy'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That there is no such thing as Extra Virgin Olive Oil. Or rather, there is but it's a 'marketing ploy' "

So what is the difference between the various olive oils....?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Freshness, squeezings and containers.

First squeeze is virgin.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Too many differences according to the t.v bloke....

Flavours, regions, etc etc etc.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That Sunday is a day of rest

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

King's Crustacean

oooooo according to net info Extra Virgin has to have no additives yada yada .... and have a very low acidity.

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