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"I've learnt that Cooler is feckin deluded " | |||
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"I've learnt that Cooler is feckin deluded " Hahahaha!! I've learned that jalapeño coldslaw from tesco is deeeee-lish!! X | |||
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"I've learnt that Cooler is feckin deluded " That just made me | |||
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"I've learnt that Cooler is feckin deluded " right on sister Don't get what you're driving at though x | |||
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"I've learned that cigarettes are so much more satisfying when the sun's out. - Amy. x" this is so true! Miss PP | |||
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"I've learnt that Cooler is feckin deluded Hahahaha!! I've learned that jalapeño coldslaw from tesco is deeeee-lish!! X" sounds lovely! Home made burgers with that! mmm | |||
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"That I don't except or acknowledge the word deluded even exists x" Ha!! Does that mean you ACCEPT its existence? | |||
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"Snap! on sofa island feeling grot " I feel your pain. And the crap on the box is doing my head in lol | |||
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"I have learnt today that Trolling has become ever so subtle on these forums lately.... " Was that you doing it then Jane ? Hey Hey ? | |||
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"I have learnt today that Trolling has become ever so subtle on these forums lately.... Was that you doing it then Jane ? Hey Hey ?" I liked you more when you were feeling ill..... | |||
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"Iv learned today that my faith in fab has been restored! " Awwww have you had sex today ? | |||
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"I have learnt today that Trolling has become ever so subtle on these forums lately.... Was that you doing it then Jane ? Hey Hey ? I liked you more when you were feeling ill..... " Ha! I'm off to do the dishes and then sleep some more. Getting Better Every Day just like Mamma Cass..... | |||
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"I have learnt today that Trolling has become ever so subtle on these forums lately.... Was that you doing it then Jane ? Hey Hey ? I liked you more when you were feeling ill..... Ha! I'm off to do the dishes and then sleep some more. Getting Better Every Day just like Mamma Cass....." Bloody sickness re-bounders....they come out of a bout of illness like a greyhound out of the traps....not that I'm referring to you as a dog Granny. Can't you recover in a more graceful way woman? | |||
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"Iv learned today that my faith in fab has been restored! Awwww have you had sex today ?" Nope. Spoke to a lovely single lady and we are going to meet up soon x | |||
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"Iv learned today that my faith in fab has been restored! Awwww have you had sex today ? Nope. Spoke to a lovely single lady and we are going to meet up soon x " gives fella a pat on the back.... | |||
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"I have learnt today that Trolling has become ever so subtle on these forums lately.... Was that you doing it then Jane ? Hey Hey ? I liked you more when you were feeling ill..... Ha! I'm off to do the dishes and then sleep some more. Getting Better Every Day just like Mamma Cass..... Bloody sickness re-bounders....they come out of a bout of illness like a greyhound out of the traps....not that I'm referring to you as a dog Granny. Can't you recover in a more graceful way woman? " Im trying ..... my daughter insulted me before for precisely the same reason. Cows Melt ..... | |||
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"Iv learned today that my faith in fab has been restored! Awwww have you had sex today ? Nope. Spoke to a lovely single lady and we are going to meet up soon x gives fella a pat on the back.... " haha your welcome sexy!! | |||
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"I have learnt that people take weight issues a little bit to personally x" shut it fatty | |||
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"I have learnt that people take weight issues a little bit to personally x shut it fatty " take no notice to granny, her old age makes her narky! | |||
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"I've learned that I'm by far the coolest person on fab x" LMAO! | |||
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"Iv learned today that my faith in fab has been restored! Awwww have you had sex today ? Nope. Spoke to a lovely single lady and we are going to meet up soon x gives fella a pat on the back.... haha your welcome sexy!! " How am i welcome??! | |||
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"Iv learned today that my faith in fab has been restored! Awwww have you had sex today ? Nope. Spoke to a lovely single lady and we are going to meet up soon x " So you managed to find one that isn't heightist?! | |||
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"Iv learned today that my faith in fab has been restored! Awwww have you had sex today ? Nope. Spoke to a lovely single lady and we are going to meet up soon x So you managed to find one that isn't heightist?! " yes...Snow White! | |||
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"Iv learned today that my faith in fab has been restored! Awwww have you had sex today ? Nope. Spoke to a lovely single lady and we are going to meet up soon x gives fella a pat on the back.... haha your welcome sexy!! How am i welcome??! " through the front door! | |||
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"Iv learned today that my faith in fab has been restored! Awwww have you had sex today ? Nope. Spoke to a lovely single lady and we are going to meet up soon x gives fella a pat on the back.... haha your welcome sexy!! How am i welcome??! through the front door! " oh that was smooth.... | |||
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"I've learned that cigarettes are so much more satisfying when the sun's out. - Amy. x this is so true! Miss PP" even better with a glass of wine and good company | |||
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"I've learned that I'm by far the coolest person on fab x" sorry u wrong there not the coolest maybe under a illustration there there are a few of us | |||
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"I have learnt that people take weight issues a little bit to personally x shut it fatty " How very dare you. I'm outraged. I'll be writing to my MP about this ( which brings me on to another thread about the swinging onsbudsman ) which happens to be me you'll be from my PA Miss Smokingrowler shortly lady x | |||
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"I have learnt that people take weight issues a little bit to personally x shut it fatty How very dare you. I'm outraged. I'll be writing to my MP about this ( which brings me on to another thread about the swinging onsbudsman ) which happens to be me you'll be from my PA Miss Smokingrowler shortly lady x" Your delusions get grander by the hour | |||
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"I have learnt that people take weight issues a little bit to personally x shut it fatty take no notice to granny, her old age makes her narky! " I'm not old. | |||
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"I have learnt that people take weight issues a little bit to personally x shut it fatty How very dare you. I'm outraged. I'll be writing to my MP about this ( which brings me on to another thread about the swinging onsbudsman ) which happens to be me you'll be from my PA Miss Smokingrowler shortly lady x Your delusions get grander by the hour " Still don't recognise that word. Demudion? Delishing? Delubed up? It's in no dictionary I've ever seen. You can expect a visit from my hate crime department head Miss Saggylips ok x | |||
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"I have learnt that people take weight issues a little bit to personally x shut it fatty How very dare you. I'm outraged. I'll be writing to my MP about this ( which brings me on to another thread about the swinging onsbudsman ) which happens to be me you'll be from my PA Miss Smokingrowler shortly lady x Your delusions get grander by the hour Still don't recognise that word. Demudion? Delishing? Delubed up? It's in no dictionary I've ever seen. You can expect a visit from my hate crime department head Miss Saggylips ok x " I'll feckin saggylips you the noo ya fud..... **cuffs Cooler to the radiator till he is nothing more than a puddle | |||
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"I have learnt that people take weight issues a little bit to personally x shut it fatty How very dare you. I'm outraged. I'll be writing to my MP about this ( which brings me on to another thread about the swinging onsbudsman ) which happens to be me you'll be from my PA Miss Smokingrowler shortly lady x Your delusions get grander by the hour Still don't recognise that word. Demudion? Delishing? Delubed up? It's in no dictionary I've ever seen. You can expect a visit from my hate crime department head Miss Saggylips ok x I'll feckin saggylips you the noo ya fud..... **cuffs Cooler to the radiator till he is nothing more than a puddle " Miss Saggylips works for me. I wasn't for one moment casting aspersions about the length or breadth of your lips I wouldn't dream of that. No radiator in the world was designed tough enough to keep me contained. Not even the ones made in Scotland from gudderrrrrssss x happy Monday everyone x | |||
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"I have learnt that a few people really seem to get off on arguing and provocation " no they dont!! | |||
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"I have learnt that a few people really seem to get off on arguing and provocation no they dont!! " Do so | |||
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"...dropping an iPad on your face is quiet painful and looks like it will result in a very fetching black eye :-/" Oh dear, have you tried applying an eye pad? | |||
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"I have learnt that a few people really seem to get off on arguing and provocation no they dont!! Do so" hahaha | |||
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"I have learnt that walking into the corner of my coffee table knee first bloody hurts and that skin tears and bleeds when forced onto corner of said coffee table at full force...Ouchy " | |||
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"I've learnt that Cooler is feckin deluded Hahahaha!! I've learned that jalapeño coldslaw from tesco is deeeee-lish!! X" you tried their horseradish sauce yet....???? | |||
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"I've learnt that a last min . com was very well worth it " I say ! A bum spot free meet as well | |||
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"I've learnt that a last min . com was very well worth it I say ! A bum spot free meet as well " a first for me yes | |||
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"well i learnt today that eating sugar puffs makes you pee taste of sugar puffs " be sure to bring that up at the breakfast table wont you! | |||
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"well i learnt today that eating sugar puffs makes you pee taste of sugar puffs be sure to bring that up at the breakfast table wont you! " will do see you in the morning | |||
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"Having a bobble in to tight all day gives you a huge headache" Isn't that called an Essex facelift? x | |||
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"Having a bobble in to tight all day gives you a huge headache Isn't that called an Essex facelift? x" Haha i like it | |||
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"Having a bobble in to tight all day gives you a huge headache Isn't that called an Essex facelift? x" looks great with the scouse brow | |||
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"Having a bobble in to tight all day gives you a huge headache Isn't that called an Essex facelift? x looks great with the scouse brow " Hahaha what the scouse brow? Sounds brilliant x | |||
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"Having a bobble in to tight all day gives you a huge headache Isn't that called an Essex facelift? x looks great with the scouse brow Hahaha what the scouse brow? Sounds brilliant x" google it, looks like two slugs sat above their eyes | |||
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"Having a bobble in to tight all day gives you a huge headache Isn't that called an Essex facelift? x looks great with the scouse brow Hahaha what the scouse brow? Sounds brilliant x google it, looks like two slugs sat above their eyes " Hahahaha my day is now complete thank you x | |||
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"well i learnt today that eating sugar puffs makes you pee taste of sugar puffs be sure to bring that up at the breakfast table wont you! will do see you in the morning " breakfast in bed? | |||
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"I have learned that I cannot sync my new iPhone on my old mac..... No music for this fabber..... Bit annoyed.... And breathe........" I've also learnt that I can't for the life of me work out why my phone and pad won't iCloud stuff over and it's doing my head | |||
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"I have learned that I cannot sync my new iPhone on my old mac..... No music for this fabber..... Bit annoyed.... And breathe........ I've also learnt that I can't for the life of me work out why my phone and pad won't iCloud stuff over and it's doing my head " Pathway.. Settings , I cloud, storage and back up, iCloud backup on.......backup now.....? | |||
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"well i learnt today that eating sugar puffs makes you pee taste of sugar puffs be sure to bring that up at the breakfast table wont you! will do see you in the morning breakfast in bed? " am i allowed to talk about sugar puff pee over the pillow? | |||
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"...dropping an iPad on your face is quiet painful and looks like it will result in a very fetching black eye :-/ Anyone else learnt anything today?" Well the best thing to do is take the battery out and leave it a week but can you get the battery out of an apbull ibone? | |||
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"I have learned that I cannot sync my new iPhone on my old mac..... No music for this fabber..... Bit annoyed.... And breathe........ I've also learnt that I can't for the life of me work out why my phone and pad won't iCloud stuff over and it's doing my head Pathway.. Settings , I cloud, storage and back up, iCloud backup on.......backup now.....?" Will give it a go thank you. | |||
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"I've learnt that Cooler is feckin deluded Hahahaha!! I've learned that jalapeño coldslaw from tesco is deeeee-lish!! X sounds lovely! Home made burgers with that! mmm " I had it on Sunday with pizza for a very late hungover breakfast! Yum! X | |||
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"...dropping an iPad on your face is quiet painful and looks like it will result in a very fetching black eye :-/ Anyone else learnt anything today?" Dont piss against the wind lol | |||
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"that when u have done what the overhead poster did it takes ages to get warm again I am sitting here shivering " Hot Bath Minxy...but don't burn yourself | |||
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"That there o is a back to the top button on the mobile site!!! " is there??? where??? | |||
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"That there o is a back to the top button on the mobile site!!! is there??? where???" Under post New message to thread. | |||
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"that when u have done what the overhead poster did it takes ages to get warm again I am sitting here shivering Hot Bath Minxy...but don't burn yourself " only just seen this lol | |||
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"that miss cheekychops is a lovely woman...regardless of her 'old womans voice!' " Lol thanks.... | |||
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"I learned to put the lights on before putting my shoes on and rushing off to work.... " Were you still wearing a giraffe when you left the house? | |||
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"I learned to put the lights on before putting my shoes on and rushing off to work.... " Hahaha a guy at work did this he came into work with one black shoe and ne brown shoe.. | |||
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"I learned to put the lights on before putting my shoes on and rushing off to work.... " were they on the wrong feet ??? (giggles) | |||
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"I learned to put the lights on before putting my shoes on and rushing off to work.... Were you still wearing a giraffe when you left the house?" Nope..... Left the giraffe at home.... Went to work with just the usual python.... | |||
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"I learned to put the lights on before putting my shoes on and rushing off to work.... Hahaha a guy at work did this he came into work with one black shoe and ne brown shoe.. " Both black shoes, slipons, but different styles. | |||
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"I learned to put the lights on before putting my shoes on and rushing off to work.... were they on the wrong feet ??? (giggles) " Oi.... Not my fault, I got two left feet.... | |||
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"I learned to put the lights on before putting my shoes on and rushing off to work.... Were you still wearing a giraffe when you left the house? Nope..... Left the giraffe at home.... Went to work with just the usual python...." You take a snake to work? Is that what you use to measure things for your plans? | |||
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"with a bit of encoursgement something bigger than a letterbox opening will go through " Does the encouragement require breaking or mangling in some way? | |||
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"I learned to put the lights on before putting my shoes on and rushing off to work.... Were you still wearing a giraffe when you left the house? Nope..... Left the giraffe at home.... Went to work with just the usual python.... You take a snake to work? Is that what you use to measure things for your plans?" A lot of women in the office have plans for my python.... I need him for the maths..... His half brother is an Adder.... | |||
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"I learned to put the lights on before putting my shoes on and rushing off to work.... were they on the wrong feet ??? (giggles) Oi.... Not my fault, I got two left feet.... " still giggling ?? I am !!!! | |||
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"I learned to put the lights on before putting my shoes on and rushing off to work.... Were you still wearing a giraffe when you left the house? Nope..... Left the giraffe at home.... Went to work with just the usual python.... You take a snake to work? Is that what you use to measure things for your plans? A lot of women in the office have plans for my python.... I need him for the maths..... His half brother is an Adder.... " Have you seen the Angry Birds joke on-line? Some of those angles need checking. | |||
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"I learned to put the lights on before putting my shoes on and rushing off to work.... Were you still wearing a giraffe when you left the house? Nope..... Left the giraffe at home.... Went to work with just the usual python.... You take a snake to work? Is that what you use to measure things for your plans? A lot of women in the office have plans for my python.... I need him for the maths..... His half brother is an Adder.... Have you seen the Angry Birds joke on-line? Some of those angles need checking." Will he use the python to check em do u think? | |||
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"I learned to put the lights on before putting my shoes on and rushing off to work.... Were you still wearing a giraffe when you left the house? Nope..... Left the giraffe at home.... Went to work with just the usual python.... You take a snake to work? Is that what you use to measure things for your plans? A lot of women in the office have plans for my python.... I need him for the maths..... His half brother is an Adder.... Have you seen the Angry Birds joke on-line? Some of those angles need checking. Will he use the python to check em do u think? " He may need the adder too. | |||
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"I learned to put the lights on before putting my shoes on and rushing off to work.... Were you still wearing a giraffe when you left the house? Nope..... Left the giraffe at home.... Went to work with just the usual python.... You take a snake to work? Is that what you use to measure things for your plans? A lot of women in the office have plans for my python.... I need him for the maths..... His half brother is an Adder.... Have you seen the Angry Birds joke on-line? Some of those angles need checking. Will he use the python to check em do u think? He may need the adder too." think he might be there with them out already | |||
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"I learned to put the lights on before putting my shoes on and rushing off to work.... Were you still wearing a giraffe when you left the house? Nope..... Left the giraffe at home.... Went to work with just the usual python.... You take a snake to work? Is that what you use to measure things for your plans? A lot of women in the office have plans for my python.... I need him for the maths..... His half brother is an Adder.... Have you seen the Angry Birds joke on-line? Some of those angles need checking. Will he use the python to check em do u think? He may need the adder too." I'll feed the birds to the python who can turn em into feather boas....;-) | |||
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"I have learnt it is not clever to leave your water downstairs when going to bed " Why...??? Are they broken ....???? | |||
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"I have learnt it is not clever to leave your water downstairs when going to bed " or leaving the downstairs light on and getting to the top of the stairs ...... get to bed u lol | |||
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"I have learnt it is not clever to leave your water downstairs when going to bed Why...??? Are they broken ....????" What is broken? my bottom nearly was! Legs no but shall venture alone in the dark and cold naked into the abyss for a drink sniff, sniff ....... | |||
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"I have learnt it is not clever to leave your water downstairs when going to bed or leaving the downstairs light on and getting to the top of the stairs ...... get to bed u lol " I am but can't sleep with Mr noisy next to me | |||
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"I've learnt that Cooler is feckin deluded " | |||
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"I have learnt it is not clever to leave your water downstairs when going to bed or leaving the downstairs light on and getting to the top of the stairs ...... get to bed u lol I am but can't sleep with Mr noisy next to me " wake him up .......... send him for the water and drop off whilst he is gone ...... sorted !!!! | |||
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"I have learnt it is not clever to leave your water downstairs when going to bed or leaving the downstairs light on and getting to the top of the stairs ...... get to bed u lol I am but can't sleep with Mr noisy next to me " Pinch his nose and slap his arse | |||
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"I have learnt it is not clever to leave your water downstairs when going to bed or leaving the downstairs light on and getting to the top of the stairs ...... get to bed u lol I am but can't sleep with Mr noisy next to me wake him up .......... send him for the water and drop off whilst he is gone ...... sorted !!!! " No way I would wake him! He is like one of those grab machine in an arcade tonight tsk! Good news is, he had water on his bedside cabinet, not anymore | |||
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"I have learnt it is not clever to leave your water downstairs when going to bed or leaving the downstairs light on and getting to the top of the stairs ...... get to bed u lol I am but can't sleep with Mr noisy next to me Pinch his nose and slap his arse " What if he's really tall - how do you do both at the same time? | |||
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"I have learnt it is not clever to leave your water downstairs when going to bed or leaving the downstairs light on and getting to the top of the stairs ...... get to bed u lol I am but can't sleep with Mr noisy next to me Pinch his nose and slap his arse " I daren't lol He is grabber man and before I had even got into bed ripped my vest top pulling me | |||
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"I have learnt it is not clever to leave your water downstairs when going to bed or leaving the downstairs light on and getting to the top of the stairs ...... get to bed u lol I am but can't sleep with Mr noisy next to me wake him up .......... send him for the water and drop off whilst he is gone ...... sorted !!!! No way I would wake him! He is like one of those grab machine in an arcade tonight tsk! Good news is, he had water on his bedside cabinet, not anymore " good resourceful thinking | |||
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"I've learnt that Julie's M is a grabber man." Lol yes he is very talented even when asleep! | |||
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"I have learnt it is not clever to leave your water downstairs when going to bed or leaving the downstairs light on and getting to the top of the stairs ...... get to bed u lol I am but can't sleep with Mr noisy next to me wake him up .......... send him for the water and drop off whilst he is gone ...... sorted !!!! No way I would wake him! He is like one of those grab machine in an arcade tonight tsk! Good news is, he had water on his bedside cabinet, not anymore good resourceful thinking " Hindsight says not as it is G & T | |||
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"I've learnt that Julie's M is a grabber man." Oh so have I !! | |||
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"I have learnt it is not clever to leave your water downstairs when going to bed or leaving the downstairs light on and getting to the top of the stairs ...... get to bed u lol I am but can't sleep with Mr noisy next to me wake him up .......... send him for the water and drop off whilst he is gone ...... sorted !!!! No way I would wake him! He is like one of those grab machine in an arcade tonight tsk! Good news is, he had water on his bedside cabinet, not anymore good resourceful thinking Hindsight says not as it is G & T " plan A again then | |||
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"I have learnt it is not clever to leave your water downstairs when going to bed or leaving the downstairs light on and getting to the top of the stairs ...... get to bed u lol I am but can't sleep with Mr noisy next to me wake him up .......... send him for the water and drop off whilst he is gone ...... sorted !!!! No way I would wake him! He is like one of those grab machine in an arcade tonight tsk! Good news is, he had water on his bedside cabinet, not anymore good resourceful thinking Hindsight says not as it is G & T plan A again then " Going to have to live with the fish taste in my mourn as moving seems to much hard work! | |||
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"I have learnt it is not clever to leave your water downstairs when going to bed or leaving the downstairs light on and getting to the top of the stairs ...... get to bed u lol I am but can't sleep with Mr noisy next to me wake him up .......... send him for the water and drop off whilst he is gone ...... sorted !!!! No way I would wake him! He is like one of those grab machine in an arcade tonight tsk! Good news is, he had water on his bedside cabinet, not anymore good resourceful thinking Hindsight says not as it is G & T plan A again then Going to have to live with the fish taste in my mourn as moving seems to much hard work! " Awwwww u need someone to bring you a glass of water | |||
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"I have learnt it is not clever to leave your water downstairs when going to bed Why...??? Are they broken ....???? What is broken? my bottom nearly was! Legs no but shall venture alone in the dark and cold naked into the abyss for a drink sniff, sniff ......." Having woken up with my phone on the floor by the bed.... I have learned not to post when I'm nearly asleep.... Totally missread your post as "waters down the stairs...." Doh!!! Zzzzzzzz | |||
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"with a bit of encoursgement something bigger than a letterbox opening will go through Does the encouragement require breaking or mangling in some way?" no just lubricating | |||
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"Sometimes i would be best not to share things that pop into my head. " But that's what we love about you! And the cracking rack... | |||
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"That there is no such thing as Extra Virgin Olive Oil. Or rather, there is but it's a 'marketing ploy' " So what is the difference between the various olive oils....? | |||
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