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By *nitter OP Woman over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

**giggles**

Just kidding I like to drop the F bomb from time to time.

I'm hanging on to this weekend like it's a white knuckle ride.

Come on in and pull up a seat, come on even you lurkers come say hi.

Bubbly and beer in the fridge, I've hidden the good wine.

What did you bring?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I have milk and cookies?

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By *929Man over a year ago

newcastle

A litre bottle of Russian standard

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By *ealMissShadyWoman over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

I got half a pack of hobnobs, a half chewed toffee and a bag of Frazzles

I'm on the council pop tonight

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By *nitter OP Woman over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Can I have milk and cookies? "

Okay I have

Almond Milk ...

Cow's Milk. ...

Oat Milk. ...

Hemp Milk. ...

Kefir. ...

Rice Milk. ...

Soy Milk. ...

And Coconut Milk.

I have

Chocolate ...

Snickerdoodle. ...

Sugar Cookies. ...

Peanut Butter Cookies. ...

White Chocolate

Macadamia Nut Cookies. ...

Oatmeal Raisin Cookies. ...

Gingerbread Cookies. ...

Black & White Cookies.

what tickles your fancy

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By *nitter OP Woman over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"A litre bottle of Russian standard "

**pulls out shot glasses**

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I have milk and cookies?

Okay I have

Almond Milk ...

Cow's Milk. ...

Oat Milk. ...

Hemp Milk. ...

Kefir. ...

Rice Milk. ...

Soy Milk. ...

And Coconut Milk.

I have

Chocolate ...

Snickerdoodle. ...

Sugar Cookies. ...

Peanut Butter Cookies. ...

White Chocolate

Macadamia Nut Cookies. ...

Oatmeal Raisin Cookies. ...

Gingerbread Cookies. ...

Black & White Cookies.

what tickles your fancy"

Cow's milk.. Chocolate cookies

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By *nitter OP Woman over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"I got half a pack of hobnobs, a half chewed toffee and a bag of Frazzles

I'm on the council pop tonight

May I have a Frazzle please?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Charm, wit and cheese..

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By *ealMissShadyWoman over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

"I got half a pack of hobnobs, a half chewed toffee and a bag of Frazzles

I'm on the council pop tonight

May I have a Frazzle please?"

Of course you can! have the bag! It's a bit sticky mind

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By *nitter OP Woman over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Can I have milk and cookies?

Okay I have

Almond Milk ...

Cow's Milk. ...

Oat Milk. ...

Hemp Milk. ...

Kefir. ...

Rice Milk. ...

Soy Milk. ...

And Coconut Milk.

I have

Chocolate ...

Snickerdoodle. ...

Sugar Cookies. ...

Peanut Butter Cookies. ...

White Chocolate

Macadamia Nut Cookies. ...

Oatmeal Raisin Cookies. ...

Gingerbread Cookies. ...

Black & White Cookies.

what tickles your fancy

Cow's milk.. Chocolate cookies

**hands over treats and pops onto Wonkos lap**

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I bring doughnuts? Your choice, but can make recommendations

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By *rimson_RoseWoman over a year ago

Tamworth

Drumstick squashiest.

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By *edeWoman over a year ago

the abyss

I brought G&T and a bag of malteasers

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By *rimson_RoseWoman over a year ago

Tamworth

"Drumstick squashiest. "

Squashies. Stupid phone.

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By *nitter OP Woman over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Charm, wit and cheese.."

Welcome friends

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I have milk and cookies?

Okay I have

Almond Milk ...

Cow's Milk. ...

Oat Milk. ...

Hemp Milk. ...

Kefir. ...

Rice Milk. ...

Soy Milk. ...

And Coconut Milk.

I have

Chocolate ...

Snickerdoodle. ...

Sugar Cookies. ...

Peanut Butter Cookies. ...

White Chocolate

Macadamia Nut Cookies. ...

Oatmeal Raisin Cookies. ...

Gingerbread Cookies. ...

Black & White Cookies.

what tickles your fancy

Cow's milk.. Chocolate cookies

**hands over treats and pops onto Wonkos lap**"

I'm a simple man with simple tastes

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By *nitter OP Woman over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"I got half a pack of hobnobs, a half chewed toffee and a bag of Frazzles

I'm on the council pop tonight

May I have a Frazzle please?

Of course you can! have the bag! It's a bit sticky mind "

Whyyyÿÿy?

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By *tanley FunseekerMan over a year ago

stanley

Fish photos ice cream and my charm lol

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By *nitter OP Woman over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Can I bring doughnuts? Your choice, but can make recommendations

Pop them on the table. What's your tipple?

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By *ealMissShadyWoman over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

"I got half a pack of hobnobs, a half chewed toffee and a bag of Frazzles

I'm on the council pop tonight

May I have a Frazzle please?

Of course you can! have the bag! It's a bit sticky mind

Whyyyÿÿy?"

I'm not quite sure

*wipes bag* it's OK now

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By *nitter OP Woman over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Drumstick squashiest. "

you

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By *nitter OP Woman over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"I brought G&T and a bag of malteasers

You are in beautiful

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I bring doughnuts? Your choice, but can make recommendations

Pop them on the table. What's your tipple?"

A hot chocolate would grand

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By *nitter OP Woman over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Drumstick squashiest.

Squashies. Stupid phone. "

Got it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I drop bombs sometimes. Mr finds it disgusting, especially if I've eaten eggs.

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By *nitter OP Woman over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Can I have milk and cookies?

Okay I have

Almond Milk ...

Cow's Milk. ...

Oat Milk. ...

Hemp Milk. ...

Kefir. ...

Rice Milk. ...

Soy Milk. ...

And Coconut Milk.

I have

Chocolate ...

Snickerdoodle. ...

Sugar Cookies. ...

Peanut Butter Cookies. ...

White Chocolate

Macadamia Nut Cookies. ...

Oatmeal Raisin Cookies. ...

Gingerbread Cookies. ...

Black & White Cookies.

what tickles your fancy

Cow's milk.. Chocolate cookies

**hands over treats and pops onto Wonkos lap**

I'm a simple man with simple tastes "

**wiggles to get comfy**

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By *aucasian GhandiMan over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

I'm bringing a Ouiji board, and a 2.5 bottles of Sambuca, let's get fuxked n harass thr spirits

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By *nitter OP Woman over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Fish photos ice cream and my charm lol"

Photos of fish are now

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By *nitter OP Woman over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"I got half a pack of hobnobs, a half chewed toffee and a bag of Frazzles

I'm on the council pop tonight

May I have a Frazzle please?

Of course you can! have the bag! It's a bit sticky mind

Whyyyÿÿy?

I'm not quite sure

*wipes bag* it's OK now "

**smiles pilotly** Thanks

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By *ookie46Woman over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

I’m bringing a chicken madras and garlic Naan

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By *nitter OP Woman over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Can I bring doughnuts? Your choice, but can make recommendations

Pop them on the table. What's your tipple?

A hot chocolate would grand

How do you like it?

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By *orysam16Man over a year ago

Bicester

I can bring a karaoke machine and twister

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *nitter OP Woman over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"I drop bombs sometimes. Mr finds it disgusting, especially if I've eaten eggs.

Oh ermm ohhhhh okay

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I have milk and cookies?

Okay I have

Almond Milk ...

Cow's Milk. ...

Oat Milk. ...

Hemp Milk. ...

Kefir. ...

Rice Milk. ...

Soy Milk. ...

And Coconut Milk.

I have

Chocolate ...

Snickerdoodle. ...

Sugar Cookies. ...

Peanut Butter Cookies. ...

White Chocolate

Macadamia Nut Cookies. ...

Oatmeal Raisin Cookies. ...

Gingerbread Cookies. ...

Black & White Cookies.

what tickles your fancy

Cow's milk.. Chocolate cookies

**hands over treats and pops onto Wonkos lap**

I'm a simple man with simple tastes

**wiggles to get comfy**"

Sit still your making me spill my milk

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By *nitter OP Woman over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"I'm bringing a Ouiji board, and a 2.5 bottles of Sambuca, let's get fuxked n harass thr spirits "

Loving the sambuca let's leave the spirits be

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I brought chardonnay. I’m sorry, but it’s still wine.

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By *nitter OP Woman over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"I’m bringing a chicken madras and garlic Naan "

Yummy I'm actually sooper hungry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I drop bombs sometimes. Mr finds it disgusting, especially if I've eaten eggs.

Oh ermm ohhhhh okay"

Ooooh, those aren't the ones you're meaning?

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By *nitter OP Woman over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"I can bring a karaoke machine and twister

It's a party

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By *nitter OP Woman over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Can I have milk and cookies?

Okay I have

Almond Milk ...

Cow's Milk. ...

Oat Milk. ...

Hemp Milk. ...

Kefir. ...

Rice Milk. ...

Soy Milk. ...

And Coconut Milk.

I have

Chocolate ...

Snickerdoodle. ...

Sugar Cookies. ...

Peanut Butter Cookies. ...

White Chocolate

Macadamia Nut Cookies. ...

Oatmeal Raisin Cookies. ...

Gingerbread Cookies. ...

Black & White Cookies.

what tickles your fancy

Cow's milk.. Chocolate cookies

**hands over treats and pops onto Wonkos lap**

I'm a simple man with simple tastes

**wiggles to get comfy**

Sit still your making me spill my milk"

Something is poking me

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By *ooBulMan over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

How about some Miso & a veg stock? Oh, and a spring onion...

Lets get creative!

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman over a year ago

Essex

I’ve got sarcasm, a fluffy blanket & nicotine replacement lozenges.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I bring doughnuts? Your choice, but can make recommendations

Pop them on the table. What's your tipple?

A hot chocolate would grand

How do you like it?"

Thick, with mini marshmallows and whipped cream on top. Sorry to be a diva

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By *nitter OP Woman over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Can I have milk and cookies?

Okay I have

Almond Milk ...

Cow's Milk. ...

Oat Milk. ...

Hemp Milk. ...

Kefir. ...

Rice Milk. ...

Soy Milk. ...

And Coconut Milk.

I have

Chocolate ...

Snickerdoodle. ...

Sugar Cookies. ...

Peanut Butter Cookies. ...

White Chocolate

Macadamia Nut Cookies. ...

Oatmeal Raisin Cookies. ...

Gingerbread Cookies. ...

Black & White Cookies.

what tickles your fancy

Cow's milk.. Chocolate cookies

**hands over treats and pops onto Wonkos lap**

I'm a simple man with simple tastes

**wiggles to get comfy**

Sit still your making me spill my milk"
stop prodding me

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By *nitter OP Woman over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"I brought chardonnay. I’m sorry, but it’s still wine."

Pop it I'm the fridge and pucker up

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By *nitter OP Woman over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"I drop bombs sometimes. Mr finds it disgusting, especially if I've eaten eggs.

Oh ermm ohhhhh okay

Ooooh, those aren't the ones you're meaning?

You're pretty

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A half eaten bounty and a cold.

Sorry in advance

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By *nitter OP Woman over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"How about some Miso & a veg stock? Oh, and a spring onion...

Lets get creative!

miso it's the breakfast of champions

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By *nitter OP Woman over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"I’ve got sarcasm, a fluffy blanket & nicotine replacement lozenges.

You're in

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By *nitter OP Woman over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Can I bring doughnuts? Your choice, but can make recommendations

Pop them on the table. What's your tipple?

A hot chocolate would grand

How do you like it?

Thick, with mini marshmallows and whipped cream on top. Sorry to be a diva

**licks lips**

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By *nitter OP Woman over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"A half eaten bounty and a cold.

Sorry in advance

It's all good I'm going to huggle you in the corner

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By *iss LovelyWoman over a year ago

Here and There

I’m frantically cooking up all the stuff that I should have cooked this weekend, before it goes off.

So I can bring a lasagne, some chicken breasts, twice cooked chips, Mac and cheese balls and half a loaf of cheese bread if anyone fancies it

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By *nitter OP Woman over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"I’m frantically cooking up all the stuff that I should have cooked this weekend, before it goes off.

So I can bring a lasagne, some chicken breasts, twice cooked chips, Mac and cheese balls and half a loaf of cheese bread if anyone fancies it "

Oh my goodness that's a lot but pop it on the table and come have a tipple,?

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Covent Garden

»» twirls in.

«« twirls out.

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

I brought some oats for the horses.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple over a year ago

Leeds

Excuse me

What did my horse do ?

Is it because he’s very tall ?

The mr

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By *nliveneTV/TS over a year ago

Selby

Just the ride i need

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Coffee would do.

give me a good cappuccino and I’ll happily f..off.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll be the DJ & I'll bring Pringles & Fruit Pastilles & Maybe some Smirnoff with a selection of Fruit Juices....;-)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll be the DJ & I'll bring Pringles & Fruit Pastilles & Maybe some Smirnoff with a selection of Fruit Juices....;-)"

At this hour if the day?? Please tell me you play things I would hear on Smooth Fm??

*other softer stations are available.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll be the DJ & I'll bring Pringles & Fruit Pastilles & Maybe some Smirnoff with a selection of Fruit Juices....;-)

At this hour if the day?? Please tell me you play things I would hear on Smooth Fm??

*other softer stations are available. "

It will be mainly dance/trance, indie & electronics sets....but also requests

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By *nitter OP Woman over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

**yawns, stretches and tries a little twirl, realises she fell asleep on the sofa again**

Good morning lovely peeps. Thanks for keeping this shindig rolling.

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Fook is such an adorable way of saying fuck.

It's really early. The moon was still shining in the garden less than a hour ago. I'm going to bring espressos. Much needed. Double espressos. I almost typed it in a wanky way but double espressos.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"I'll be the DJ & I'll bring Pringles & Fruit Pastilles & Maybe some Smirnoff with a selection of Fruit Juices....;-)

At this hour if the day?? Please tell me you play things I would hear on Smooth Fm??

*other softer stations are available.

It will be mainly dance/trance, indie & electronics sets....but also requests

Bounce and hard house please, the faster, harder the dirter the better

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By *nitter OP Woman over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Fook is such an adorable way of saying fuck.

It's really early. The moon was still shining in the garden less than a hour ago. I'm going to bring espressos. Much needed. Double espressos. I almost typed it in a wanky way but double espressos."

Just what this party needs

The F bomb is fun

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By *nitter OP Woman over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"I'll be the DJ & I'll bring Pringles & Fruit Pastilles & Maybe some Smirnoff with a selection of Fruit Juices....;-)

At this hour if the day?? Please tell me you play things I would hear on Smooth Fm??

*other softer stations are available.

It will be mainly dance/trance, indie & electronics sets....but also requests

Bounce and hard house please, the faster, harder the dirter the better "

**pops in ear plugs** don't piss the neighbours off

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