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over a year ago
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Ok boys and girls and all those in-between. It's time again for your favourite Agony Aunt, so anything you need help with ask away and I shall give you my advice. |
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"Auntie Wendy. Is it wrong to fancy a family member? As I have just suddenly meet an auntie for the first time and my god she's Wendy. "
Fancing is OK you can't help thst, but just don't try and act on it that's just wrong.
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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over a year ago
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"Auntie Wendy, I know you’ll be a help with this dilemma.
I’ve just made some delicious plum liqueur but I fancy a cocktail before my dinner, not a shot. What can I make with plum liqueur?"
Go to my bartender . Com
It was my goto when I worked in bars. Its git great recipes for everything.
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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"I've always had auntie fantasies...am I a pervert or am I just a healthy virile man ...and is it insect or only if blood related ? "
Being virile has nothing to do with fantasies.
Only if blood related it's in cest. Still frowned along of its through marriage too.
We all have are kinks and fetishes as the say different strokes for different folks.
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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"Dear auntie Wendi
Why are so many people against having a tv in their bedroom?  "
Because it's such a distraction silly.
If you're talking about the electrical equipment, people find they're less productive with one.
You're in your comfort zone it's easy to los a day lying there watching it. You stay up later as you're already in your bed watching it.
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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"Aunt Wendi. I’m golfing tomorrow, forecast is 16 degrees, will I be ok in shorts?"
Wear trousers to be on the safe side, you can't rely on the weather here.
Sixteen degrees isn't overly warm, golf courses are open so could be windy.
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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"Auntie Wendi if someone says they love me and I don't love them back yet I gave them so much of me am I the arsehole?"
No, you go at your pace. Love comes naturally it should never be rushed or forced.
Just enjoy what you have at the moment.
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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"Good evening Auntie Wendi,
I need a new jacket for autumn. Thinking neutral, but what would you recommend?"
Brown is a good autumn colour and it's quite a neutral colour.
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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"Good evening Auntie Wendi,
I need a new jacket for autumn. Thinking neutral, but what would you recommend?
Brown is a good autumn colour and it's quite a neutral colour.
Love Auntie Wendi x "
Was thinking green, but Auntie knows best. Thank you x |
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"Good evening Auntie Wendi,
I need a new jacket for autumn. Thinking neutral, but what would you recommend?
Brown is a good autumn colour and it's quite a neutral colour.
Love Auntie Wendi x
Was thinking green, but Auntie knows best. Thank you x"
Green works too, you'll now which one you want when you put them on.
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Hi Auntie Wendi
What's it all about?
You'd need to elaborate a bit more.
Love Auntie Wendi x
You know, life, the universe, everything? "
Life. You're born then you die. Make the most of the inbetween and enjoy it.
The universe is an amazing thing, watch some documentaries on it, it's quite fascinating if that's your thing.
Everything.
That's a bottle of gin conversation a seat and put everything to rights.
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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"Auntie Wendi if someone says they love me and I don't love them back yet I gave them so much of me am I the arsehole?
No, you go at your pace. Love comes naturally it should never be rushed or forced.
Just enjoy what you have at the moment.
Love Auntie Wendi x "
Aunty Wendi,
If after a year of no contact, I still have feelings for my ex fiancé, although the prenup was insane (give her 250k if we divorce, have no access to any kids and she gets the house) I still have feelings gor her, should I break no contact? |
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"Is it ok to hit somebody with your flip flop Say for instance if they have annoyed you greatly?
For reference like in the film (Arthur?), where Johnny Gielgud (the Butler),slaps Dudley Moore's character (Arthur), but with a glove saying: " YOU LIT-TTTLL SHIT!!!"
So, to re cap should I hit with the flip flop or turn the other cheek & which one 1st & walk away?    "
If it's for spanking and consensual yes.
If it's someone annoying you. I'm afraid you have to walk away.
No.matter how hard it is and some people deserve a punch in the face.
No glove, no flip flop just a proper smack but unfortunately violence is never the answer.
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Auntie Wendi if someone says they love me and I don't love them back yet I gave them so much of me am I the arsehole?
No, you go at your pace. Love comes naturally it should never be rushed or forced.
Just enjoy what you have at the moment.
Love Auntie Wendi x
Aunty Wendi,
If after a year of no contact, I still have feelings for my ex fiancé, although the prenup was insane (give her 250k if we divorce, have no access to any kids and she gets the house) I still have feelings gor her, should I break no contact?"
She's an ex for a reason.
Yes them terms are all in her gain you sound like you've had a lucky escape.
You'll find someone else who'll appreciate you for what your worth and bring to the relationship.
Never go back, always keep going forward to better things.
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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"Will a certain forumite ever stop teasing me? "
Wonko we love to tease, just be direct grab the bull by the horns and tell them how you fell or would like to happen.
What's the worst they so say no.
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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