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Gents, for one night only let’s all lower our standards..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

.. and give some of the ladies on here a chance to have sex with us

Fellas, say you’re in if you’re prepared to lower the bar for a bit and satiate the womenfolk of the forums.

Ladies, say you’re in if you want to play and hopefully hook a date with one of us ‘normally out of your league’ men.

This is a limited time offer only : tonight only (or the first 25 women that want me, whichever comes first)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Finally

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Finally"

Welcome back

Send nudes

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By *imply DeeWoman over a year ago

Wherever

Please.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Finally

Welcome back

Send nudes

Boy is that a statement you're gonna regret.

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By *unchalMan over a year ago

Dartford

".. and give some of the ladies on here a chance to have sex with us

Fellas, say you’re in if you’re prepared to lower the bar for a bit and satiate the womenfolk of the forums.

Ladies, say you’re in if you want to play and hopefully hook a date with one of us ‘normally out of your league’ men.

This is a limited time offer only : tonight only (or the first 25 women that want me, whichever comes first)

Surely, this is directed at the four or five women on Fab. I'm a man. I have no standards (apart from be clean, although, I have made exceptions, damn, what is wrong with me?!)

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By *ovetolick78Man over a year ago

The Shire

Well so far I don't have to lower them

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Finally

Welcome back

Send nudes

Boy is that a statement you're gonna regret. "

* of you ..

(Too little, too late?!

)

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By *nliveneTV/TS over a year ago

Selby

Guys you are going to regret that and now there's no way back, i'm in

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

Slipped standards Sunday should be a weekly thing. In

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman over a year ago

Essex

Oh yes please. I’m really struggling

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Absolutely in for this…

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Ladies so far … meh

But what the hell, you can ALL fuck me.

DM for appointments

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ah. Go on then.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can't. My standards are all that are keeping me safe on here.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A post that I can join in with haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This is genius, can’t believe I finally have a chance

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Ladies so far … meh

But what the hell, you can ALL fuck me.

DM for appointments

Did you just “meh” all the ladies in here? After we volunteered?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Slipped standards Sunday should be a weekly thing. In

Slipped Standards Sunday is an amazing name. I’d be in just for that. Bravo.

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By *ixed MisterMan over a year ago

London

Not sure my bar goes that low......

*reaches for tin hat*

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By *ucka39Man over a year ago

Newcastle

In by a hair 24 minutes

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By *am101aMan over a year ago

swad

Sounds interesting and fun?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This will be fun, I'm in

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By *olden PoleMan over a year ago

Kent

Come on then you mere mortal women. I’m in and ready to take on each and every one of ya

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ladies so far … meh

But what the hell, you can ALL fuck me.

DM for appointments

Did you just “meh” all the ladies in here? After we volunteered?

Hey, I’m doing my bit for charity here! Can you do next Wednesday, around 6pm?

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Travelling

Nope!

They had their chance and they missed out

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Your standards cannot possibly be low enough for me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was not sure that the men of Fab had standards. I will have to take the moral high ground, as I am rather tied up watching the rugby and do not feel I could fit in a quickie even in the five minutes at half time.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Your standards cannot possibly be low enough for me

"
try me

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Your standards cannot possibly be low enough for me

Lower than a rattlesnake’s belly, I’m telling you.

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By *oo..Woman over a year ago

Boo's World

Finally.... I may be able to get one of the ever so popular ones

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Your standards cannot possibly be low enough for me

Lower than a rattlesnake’s belly, I’m telling you."
hahaha ya yep. There is no bar to climb over for me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Any Brighton girls struggling

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Can you go a little lower...

And even lower...

Yes, just there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not sure if anyone will lower their standards for me, but it will be fun reading all the other comments

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By *ake_or_deathMan over a year ago

Manchester

That would involve digging a hole and I don't have the energy.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple over a year ago

Lincoln

They don't deserve this

I'll wank one of the lads off though

LvM

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Covent Garden

In days of chivalry and knightly deeds a Standard was a ceremonial flag or a pennant.

I shall lower mine in deference. †

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"They don't deserve this

I'll wank one of the lads off though

LvM"

Let the hunger games begin xD

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Can you go a little lower...

And even lower...

Yes, just there

In.

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By *ife NinjaMan over a year ago

Dunfermline

I'm hiring my standards. I'm not letting any old woman play with my nipples

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman over a year ago

Essex

My inbox remains as blue as my heart…

Clearly there’s lowering standards & just plain having none …. Maybe next Sunday for Misty

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My inbox remains as blue as my heart…

Clearly there’s lowering standards & just plain having none …. Maybe next Sunday for Misty

Too young for your dear profile otherwise I'd have said hello :3

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My inbox remains as blue as my heart…

Clearly there’s lowering standards & just plain having none …. Maybe next Sunday for Misty

Lower them a bit further... I might be be just below the line!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If anybody would like to lower their standards up my vagina that would be great, only bareback though, I'm too ugly to deserve a condom.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My inbox remains as blue as my heart…

Clearly there’s lowering standards & just plain having none …. Maybe next Sunday for Misty

I thought that the women were meant to be filling Dan's (and the other men who were in and had lowered their standards) in boxes.

I think you should leave Nero alone, since even now he maintains the aloof mask of chivalry.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My inbox remains as blue as my heart…

Clearly there’s lowering standards & just plain having none …. Maybe next Sunday for Misty

I’ve got a space available Friday week, 2.30pm to 4.30pm.. can I slip it in, sorry, I mean can I fit you in?

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Travelling

"My inbox remains as blue as my heart…

Clearly there’s lowering standards & just plain having none …. Maybe next Sunday for Misty

I thought that the women were meant to be filling Dan's (and the other men who were in and had lowered their standards) in boxes.

I think you should leave Nero alone, since even now he maintains the aloof mask of chivalry.

See. Even when the gates are open and so many men lowered their standards they still refuse to put effort in and send messages.

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By *oo..Woman over a year ago

Boo's World

"In days of chivalry and knightly deeds a Standard was a ceremonial flag or a pennant.

I shall lower mine in deference. †"

Nero, the original Gentleman of Mayfair.

Fab has eyes you know and it has noted down that today Sunday 1st October was the day you demoted yourself from Mayfair and now can be found loitering around Clapham.

Gentleman standards are no more...

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By *ovetolick78Man over a year ago

The Shire

At this rate I might have to lower them a bit more to get some attention.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If anybody would like to lower their standards up my vagina that would be great, only bareback though, I'm too ugly to deserve a condom."
I would if it wasn't hidden

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman over a year ago

Essex

"My inbox remains as blue as my heart…

Clearly there’s lowering standards & just plain having none …. Maybe next Sunday for Misty

I thought that the women were meant to be filling Dan's (and the other men who were in and had lowered their standards) in boxes.

I think you should leave Nero alone, since even now he maintains the aloof mask of chivalry.

Dammit. I’m ugly *and* stupid

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In days of chivalry and knightly deeds a Standard was a ceremonial flag or a pennant.

I shall lower mine in deference. †

Nero, the original Gentleman of Mayfair.

Fab has eyes you know and it has noted down that today Sunday 1st October was the day you demoted yourself from Mayfair and now can be found loitering around Clapham.

Gentleman standards are no more...

Watch out or he will come through on his stallion, with his lance projecting in front and his standards flying in the breeze.

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By *ealMissShadyWoman over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

If anyone wants a sub standard five finger knuckle shuffle in consolation I shall be happy to oblige

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My inbox remains as blue as my heart…

Clearly there’s lowering standards & just plain having none …. Maybe next Sunday for Misty

I thought that the women were meant to be filling Dan's (and the other men who were in and had lowered their standards) in boxes.

I think you should leave Nero alone, since even now he maintains the aloof mask of chivalry.

Dammit. I’m ugly *and* stupid

If you’re easy too, then you sound like my kinda gal

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By *ig_eric_tionMan over a year ago

IPSWICH

I'm willing to if it helps others.

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Covent Garden

"In days of chivalry and knightly deeds a Standard was a ceremonial flag or a pennant.

I shall lower mine in deference. †

Nero, the original Gentleman of Mayfair.

Fab has eyes you know and it has noted down that today Sunday 1st October was the day you demoted yourself from Mayfair and now can be found loitering around Clapham.

Gentleman standards are no more...

•

There. I've changed it for you, Bøø.

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By *tanley FunseekerMan over a year ago

stanley

Ok, but just because it’s a worthy cause. Form an orderly queue please ladies lol

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By *ovetolick78Man over a year ago

The Shire

"If anybody would like to lower their standards up my vagina that would be great, only bareback though, I'm too ugly to deserve a condom."

I lower them then but I bring a glove.

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By *oo..Woman over a year ago

Boo's World

"In days of chivalry and knightly deeds a Standard was a ceremonial flag or a pennant.

I shall lower mine in deference. †

Nero, the original Gentleman of Mayfair.

Fab has eyes you know and it has noted down that today Sunday 1st October was the day you demoted yourself from Mayfair and now can be found loitering around Clapham.

Gentleman standards are no more...

Watch out or he will come through on his stallion, with his lance projecting in front and his standards flying in the breeze."

Miniature Shetland Pony will suffice, he'd never get his leg up and over a Stallion.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A chat that I need, let’s blow the cobwebs away lol

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple over a year ago

Lincoln

"They don't deserve this

I'll wank one of the lads off though

LvM

Let the hunger games begin xD"

May the odds be ever in your favour...

LvM

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By *oo..Woman over a year ago

Boo's World

"In days of chivalry and knightly deeds a Standard was a ceremonial flag or a pennant.

I shall lower mine in deference. †

Nero, the original Gentleman of Mayfair.

Fab has eyes you know and it has noted down that today Sunday 1st October was the day you demoted yourself from Mayfair and now can be found loitering around Clapham.

Gentleman standards are no more...

•

There. I've changed it for you, Bøø.

Be true to yourself Nero

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By *tanley FunseekerMan over a year ago

stanley

"My inbox remains as blue as my heart…

Clearly there’s lowering standards & just plain having none …. Maybe next Sunday for Misty

Misty I’d ravish you in an instant, just wave your knickers in my direction as a sign

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"They don't deserve this

I'll wank one of the lads off though

LvM

Let the hunger games begin xD

May the odds be ever in your favour...

LvM"

Dw il win xD

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Ladies so far … meh

But what the hell, you can ALL fuck me.

DM for appointments

Did you just “meh” all the ladies in here? After we volunteered?

Hey, I’m doing my bit for charity here! Can you do next Wednesday, around 6pm?

Yeah sure. According to Rex I’ll give a handjob for a Big Mac

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By *ovetolick78Man over a year ago

The Shire

"A chat that I need, let’s blow the cobwebs away lol "

I can't see any cobwebs.... And trust me I've looked.

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By *acDreamyMan over a year ago

Wirral

Reluctantly I agree. It will be tricky not to just ignore all the messages or give snotty replies about not reading my profile even if they clearly have.

I will give it a go but just tonight!

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By *oo..Woman over a year ago

Boo's World

"Ladies so far … meh

But what the hell, you can ALL fuck me.

DM for appointments

Did you just “meh” all the ladies in here? After we volunteered?

Hey, I’m doing my bit for charity here! Can you do next Wednesday, around 6pm?

Yeah sure. According to Rex I’ll give a handjob for a Big Mac

I heard for a quarter pounder with cheese ....

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By *c4funMan over a year ago

nottingham

Been waiting for this I’m in

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By *tanley FunseekerMan over a year ago

stanley

"If anyone wants a sub standard five finger knuckle shuffle in consolation I shall be happy to oblige

Throw this in a quick lick of ya vajayjay and it’s a deal?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Reluctantly I agree. It will be tricky not to just ignore all the messages or give snotty replies about not reading my profile even if they clearly have.

I will give it a go but just tonight!

It’s good to help the needy. Thanks for joining the cause my friend!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ladies so far … meh

But what the hell, you can ALL fuck me.

DM for appointments

Did you just “meh” all the ladies in here? After we volunteered?

Hey, I’m doing my bit for charity here! Can you do next Wednesday, around 6pm?

Yeah sure. According to Rex I’ll give a handjob for a Big Mac

Raise your standards LB, go for a whopper

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By *ixed MisterMan over a year ago

London

"If anyone wants a sub standard five finger knuckle shuffle in consolation I shall be happy to oblige

Do you knuckles go white with how hard your gripping, I might just fall for that one.

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Ladies so far … meh

But what the hell, you can ALL fuck me.

DM for appointments

Did you just “meh” all the ladies in here? After we volunteered?

Hey, I’m doing my bit for charity here! Can you do next Wednesday, around 6pm?

Yeah sure. According to Rex I’ll give a handjob for a Big Mac

I heard for a quarter pounder with cheese ...."

Or just an apple pie tbh… I’m easy

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Ladies so far … meh

But what the hell, you can ALL fuck me.

DM for appointments

Did you just “meh” all the ladies in here? After we volunteered?

Hey, I’m doing my bit for charity here! Can you do next Wednesday, around 6pm?

Yeah sure. According to Rex I’ll give a handjob for a Big Mac

Raise your standards LB, go for a whopper

Even I draw the line at Burger King

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ladies so far … meh

But what the hell, you can ALL fuck me.

DM for appointments

Did you just “meh” all the ladies in here? After we volunteered?

Hey, I’m doing my bit for charity here! Can you do next Wednesday, around 6pm?

Yeah sure. According to Rex I’ll give a handjob for a Big Mac

Raise your standards LB, go for a whopper

Even I draw the line at Burger King

Out. Now.

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By *tanley FunseekerMan over a year ago

stanley

"Ladies so far … meh

But what the hell, you can ALL fuck me.

DM for appointments

Did you just “meh” all the ladies in here? After we volunteered?

Hey, I’m doing my bit for charity here! Can you do next Wednesday, around 6pm?

Yeah sure. According to Rex I’ll give a handjob for a Big Mac

I heard for a quarter pounder with cheese ....

Or just an apple pie tbh… I’m easy

If you got pie I got cream

( sorry couldn’t resist x)

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By *lutandhubbyCouple over a year ago

west midlands

I suppose we could lower our standards for just one night, after all it is getting close to Christmas.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ladies so far … meh

But what the hell, you can ALL fuck me.

DM for appointments

Did you just “meh” all the ladies in here? After we volunteered?

Hey, I’m doing my bit for charity here! Can you do next Wednesday, around 6pm?

Yeah sure. According to Rex I’ll give a handjob for a Big Mac

Raise your standards LB, go for a whopper

Even I draw the line at Burger King

Damn, when I were a youf I much preferred two 99p BK burgers to anything from MacDonalds.

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By *oo..Woman over a year ago

Boo's World

"Not sure my bar goes that low......

*reaches for tin hat*"

Lower your standards for one night and you'll loose more than your words next time.....

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Ladies so far … meh

But what the hell, you can ALL fuck me.

DM for appointments

Did you just “meh” all the ladies in here? After we volunteered?

Hey, I’m doing my bit for charity here! Can you do next Wednesday, around 6pm?

Yeah sure. According to Rex I’ll give a handjob for a Big Mac

I heard for a quarter pounder with cheese ....

Or just an apple pie tbh… I’m easy

If you got pie I got cream

( sorry couldn’t resist x)"

There was this one time at band camp…

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thank god. I’ve been waiting for this!

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Ladies so far … meh

But what the hell, you can ALL fuck me.

DM for appointments

Did you just “meh” all the ladies in here? After we volunteered?

Hey, I’m doing my bit for charity here! Can you do next Wednesday, around 6pm?

Yeah sure. According to Rex I’ll give a handjob for a Big Mac

Raise your standards LB, go for a whopper

Even I draw the line at Burger King

Damn, when I were a youf I much preferred two 99p BK burgers to anything from MacDonalds."

Burnt burgers…. They’re a definite hard no for me

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By *oo..Woman over a year ago

Boo's World

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By *oo..Woman over a year ago

Boo's World

"Ladies so far … meh

But what the hell, you can ALL fuck me.

DM for appointments

Did you just “meh” all the ladies in here? After we volunteered?

Hey, I’m doing my bit for charity here! Can you do next Wednesday, around 6pm?

Yeah sure. According to Rex I’ll give a handjob for a Big Mac

I heard for a quarter pounder with cheese ....

Or just an apple pie tbh… I’m easy

If you got pie I got cream

( sorry couldn’t resist x)

There was this one time at band camp…

Watched that film yesterday

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By *ixed MisterMan over a year ago

London

"Not sure my bar goes that low......

*reaches for tin hat*

Lower your standards for one night and you'll loose more than your words next time.....

Not sure if that's a threat or a promise

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ll sleep With anyone tonight

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So when do I lower my standards? Because all these women are hot. …

…

You’re welcome.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im in

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By *cnugatugMan over a year ago

Chatham

I lost my bar a year ago hahahaha

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

"I’ll sleep With anyone tonight "

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By *edeWoman over a year ago

the abyss

Finally! Thought I was going to have to make an effort

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not adverse to sympathy shag Sunday

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By *JB1954Man over a year ago

Reading

Well nothing better to do tonight . I am in. See if my inbox does work

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Please."

Ah go on than.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thank god!! I've been waiting for the day. It's a miracle.

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By *ea wangMan over a year ago

scunthorpe

In the words of Adam ant" don't lower yourself forgetting all your standards"and I stand by that lol

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By *electableicecreamMan over a year ago

The West

Standards are for men with taste.

If anyone needs a mercy fuck I'll be limbo'ing under this low bar over here.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Come and get me woman

It’s your last chance

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Could do with a helping hand or two

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By *rimson_RoseWoman over a year ago

Tamworth

Feel like this could work in my favour.

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By *edeWoman over a year ago

the abyss

"Standards are for men with taste.

If anyone needs a mercy fuck I'll be limbo'ing under this low bar over here.

Sodding Irish Sea in the way

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By *ansoffateMan over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Is that like when you order an Old fashioned.

They say we only have Jack Daniels.

You reply: whack and Amaretto in instead and make it dirty?

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By *.T.Man over a year ago

Glasgow

I refuse to lower my standards under any circumstances.

However I also refuse to specify how good at limbo you would need to be to creep under that particular bar.

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By *imply DeeWoman over a year ago

Wherever

Still no offers.

I’m devastated.

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By *heelerMan over a year ago

Northants

I'll try it this time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Still no offers.

I’m devastated.

Ah g’wan then Dee. You’ve pulled.

Here’s 10p, go call your mum, tell her you won’t be home tonight*

Inbox open to arrange an appointment.

(*kids, this is how we did it before the days of t’internet and swiping right, well apart from the inbox is open bit)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I refuse to lower mine

I want the perfect woman with the perfect personality, and I don’t want to reciprocate any of that in return, and they have to message me first and impress me right off the bat

And if they don’t, it’s women’s fault, not mine

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By *electableicecreamMan over a year ago

The West

"Standards are for men with taste.

If anyone needs a mercy fuck I'll be limbo'ing under this low bar over here.

Sodding Irish Sea in the way

Book me a flight and I'll throw in some morning sex

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By *tanley FunseekerMan over a year ago

stanley

"Still no offers.

I’m devastated.

You up for mutually improving North South relations?

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By *obra 327Man over a year ago

Bromley

I’ll go with what ever goes

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Standards are for men with taste.

If anyone needs a mercy fuck I'll be limbo'ing under this low bar over here.

Sodding Irish Sea in the way

Book me a flight and I'll throw in some morning sex

Pah. Make her swim.

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By *nitterWoman over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

**twirls in** What's this all about then?

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By *tanley FunseekerMan over a year ago

stanley

"**twirls in** What's this all about then?"

No small talk get naked and bend over

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in of any ladys would.like to contact me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Am I in anyone's league now? Am I worthy of a shag?

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By *ig_eric_tionMan over a year ago

IPSWICH

"Am I in anyone's league now? Am I worthy of a shag?

Damn it. I've just lowered my standards. Now I've got to raise them again..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Am I in anyone's league now? Am I worthy of a shag?

Well I’d have to lower my standards, but since that’s what the thread is all about, you’re in luck

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By *tanley FunseekerMan over a year ago

stanley

"Am I in anyone's league now? Am I worthy of a shag?

If you say please and thank you yeah

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By *mber81Woman over a year ago

Lives in Preston, Eng

Anyone willing to let thier standards drop so low that they will get on thier knees in front of me as I lay back on the bed? I have a face mask on (it is one of those sheet masks so I must stay laying down so it doesn't fall off), am wearing my Xmas fluffy socks and I have no snacks in so your standards must be very very low.

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By *imply DeeWoman over a year ago

Wherever

"Still no offers.

I’m devastated.

Ah g’wan then Dee. You’ve pulled.

Here’s 10p, go call your mum, tell her you won’t be home tonight*

Inbox open to arrange an appointment.

(*kids, this is how we did it before the days of t’internet and swiping right, well apart from the inbox is open bit) "

Finally, a pity fuck! And there’s another one in my inbox, must be my lucky day.

Ladies, don’t give up!

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By *ea wangMan over a year ago

scunthorpe

"Still no offers.

I’m devastated.

"
id offer but they m too old

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By *tanley FunseekerMan over a year ago

stanley

I’m sure you have something I can eat

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By *nitterWoman over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"**twirls in** What's this all about then?

No small talk get naked and bend over

This isn't just because you feel sorry for me is it?

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By *ea wangMan over a year ago

scunthorpe

"Am I in anyone's league now? Am I worthy of a shag?

F"
your first division

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Never, gotta make them work for it a little at least

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman over a year ago

Essex

"Is that like when you order an Old fashioned.

They say we only have Jack Daniels.

You reply: whack and Amaretto in instead and make it dirty?"

That’s the sexiest thing I’ve heard yet

(What is *wrong* with me tonight)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've had an offer. I don't know if I should be pleased or insulted

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By *tanley FunseekerMan over a year ago

stanley

"**twirls in** What's this all about then?

No small talk get naked and bend over

This isn't just because you feel sorry for me is it?"

My lawyer advised me not to answer this question until after you’re covered in my cum

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple over a year ago

Southampton

Damn think I'm too late lol

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By *imply DeeWoman over a year ago

Wherever

"Still no offers.

I’m devastated.

id offer but they m too old"

Sorry. I’m old too that’s why at least one of us needs to be fit.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"You reply: whack and Amaretto in instead and make it dirty?

That’s the sexiest thing I’ve heard yet

(What is *wrong* with me tonight)"

To be fair that gave me a little flutter too. Ooft.

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

You mean I have a chance of getting penis finally? Thank fuck, I've been out here in the trenches and now my dreams are finally coming true. Thank you Dan, you really are a Nice Guy.

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By *electableicecreamMan over a year ago

The West

"I've had an offer. I don't know if I should be pleased or insulted

Whatever he's offering you I'm willing to go lower.

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By *tanley FunseekerMan over a year ago

stanley

"Damn think I'm too late lol "

Nah come in get naked , find somewhere comfy to sit

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By *edeWoman over a year ago

the abyss

I noticed you didn't stipulate man.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Am I in anyone's league now? Am I worthy of a shag?

Damn it. I've just lowered my standards. Now I've got to raise them again..

Oh fuck sake, we just clearly aren't meant to be.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Am I in anyone's league now? Am I worthy of a shag?

Well I’d have to lower my standards, but since that’s what the thread is all about, you’re in luck

I can't wait to fuck you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Am I in anyone's league now? Am I worthy of a shag?

If you say please and thank you yeah

I don't have manners.

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By *edeWoman over a year ago

the abyss

"Standards are for men with taste.

If anyone needs a mercy fuck I'll be limbo'ing under this low bar over here.

Sodding Irish Sea in the way

Book me a flight and I'll throw in some morning sex

Pah. Make her swim.

I'm actually a very strong swimmer! But I also own a doxy

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By *tanley FunseekerMan over a year ago

stanley

"Am I in anyone's league now? Am I worthy of a shag?

If you say please and thank you yeah

I don't have manners.

But you do have a v sexy body, how soon can you get here?

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By *.T.Man over a year ago

Glasgow

can we have a month where the ladies lower their standards?

I can only rely on my charm so many times to snare a meet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Am I in anyone's league now? Am I worthy of a shag?

If you say please and thank you yeah

I don't have manners.

But you do have a v sexy body, how soon can you get here?"

It will take me about 20 minutes to get the horse groomed and saddled up, then another 5 hours hacking, and then I'll need to do some stretching because my groin will be completely numb.

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By *tanley FunseekerMan over a year ago

stanley

"Am I in anyone's league now? Am I worthy of a shag?

If you say please and thank you yeah

I don't have manners.

But you do have a v sexy body, how soon can you get here?

It will take me about 20 minutes to get the horse groomed and saddled up, then another 5 hours hacking, and then I'll need to do some stretching because my groin will be completely numb.

Lol

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By *electableicecreamMan over a year ago

The West

"Standards are for men with taste.

If anyone needs a mercy fuck I'll be limbo'ing under this low bar over here.

Sodding Irish Sea in the way

Book me a flight and I'll throw in some morning sex

Pah. Make her swim.

I'm actually a very strong swimmer! But I also own a doxy

Extra points if you'll get in the sea with me after November

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By *ovetolick78Man over a year ago

The Shire

At this rate I'm going to offer glitter and cake to get any interest.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"At this rate I'm going to offer glitter and cake to get any interest.

I heard cake. I'm in.

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By *electableicecreamMan over a year ago

The West

"Am I in anyone's league now? Am I worthy of a shag?

Not just worthy. Lucky

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By *rimson_RoseWoman over a year ago

Tamworth

"At this rate I'm going to offer glitter and cake to get any interest.

I heard cake. I'm in.

Find out what kind before you commit. Safety first.

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By *ovetolick78Man over a year ago

The Shire

"At this rate I'm going to offer glitter and cake to get any interest.

I heard cake. I'm in.

Boom!!!!! I knew cake would work.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"At this rate I'm going to offer glitter and cake to get any interest.

I heard cake. I'm in.

Find out what kind before you commit. Safety first. "

If it's shit cake I'll demand a new cake be made or bought. I don't give a damn if it's past shop closing time on a Sunday.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Am I in anyone's league now? Am I worthy of a shag?

Not just worthy. Lucky

Lucky? Me?

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By *rimson_RoseWoman over a year ago

Tamworth

"At this rate I'm going to offer glitter and cake to get any interest.

I heard cake. I'm in.

Find out what kind before you commit. Safety first.

If it's shit cake I'll demand a new cake be made or bought. I don't give a damn if it's past shop closing time on a Sunday.

That’s self esteem. Right there.

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By *ester.jamesMan over a year ago

birmingham

Lmao this thread has made my night.

And I see nothing but stunners and troublemakers in here so that’s a bonus

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By *ovetolick78Man over a year ago

The Shire

"At this rate I'm going to offer glitter and cake to get any interest.

I heard cake. I'm in.

Find out what kind before you commit. Safety first. "

I come armed with Victoria sponge with fresh cream and real strawberry and a double chocolate fudge cake this extra chocolate sauce.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Me! Me! And if you need penis then I volunteer my husband. He married me so already has exceedingly low standards.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You mean I have a chance of getting penis finally? Thank fuck, I've been out here in the trenches and now my dreams are finally coming true. Thank you Dan, you really are a Nice Guy.

I know. Not like one of those bad ones that ruin it on here for all of us good ones

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By *orny-DJMan over a year ago

Leigh-on-Sea

"Oh yes please. I’m really struggling "

You are so not

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Am I in anyone's league now? Am I worthy of a shag?

Well I’d have to lower my standards, but since that’s what the thread is all about, you’re in luck

I can't wait to fuck you.

Understandable. You’re only flesh and blood after all

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By *ig_eric_tionMan over a year ago

IPSWICH

"Am I in anyone's league now? Am I worthy of a shag?

Damn it. I've just lowered my standards. Now I've got to raise them again..

Oh fuck sake, we just clearly aren't meant to be.

When I get em up I'll let you know.

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By *electableicecreamMan over a year ago

The West

Me! Me! And if you need penis then I volunteer my husband. He married me so already has exceedingly low standards.

This is my favourite reply so far.

Get your coat

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By *tanley FunseekerMan over a year ago

stanley

I’ve abandoned all standards and morals and still no takers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Slipped standards Sunday should be a weekly thing. In

Genius.

So how would this work. Would the meet have to happen on same day or once agreed on Sunday can happen anytime?

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By *mber81Woman over a year ago

Lives in Preston, Eng

"At this rate I'm going to offer glitter and cake to get any interest.

I heard cake. I'm in.

Find out what kind before you commit. Safety first.

I come armed with Victoria sponge with fresh cream and real strawberry and a double chocolate fudge cake this extra chocolate sauce.

Wait what!? Victoria sponge? Am I too late?

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By *rMonkeyMan over a year ago

Somewhere

Not sure I'm out of anyones league but I'll give it a go.

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By *mber81Woman over a year ago

Lives in Preston, Eng

Me! Me! And if you need penis then I volunteer my husband. He married me so already has exceedingly low standards.

well if both your standards are so low that I can keep my socks on it is a goer. Perhaps you could sit on my face while he attends to my pounding needs. The facemask is moisturising so I think it would serve as both lube and be lovely and moisturising on your cunt...

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By *edeWoman over a year ago

the abyss

"Standards are for men with taste.

If anyone needs a mercy fuck I'll be limbo'ing under this low bar over here.

Sodding Irish Sea in the way

Book me a flight and I'll throw in some morning sex

Pah. Make her swim.

I'm actually a very strong swimmer! But I also own a doxy

Extra points if you'll get in the sea with me after November "

I'm a wildling from north of the wall - the sea in November is my natural habitat

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By *mber81Woman over a year ago

Lives in Preston, Eng

I noticed you didn't stipulate man.....

I did not stipulate men... But to be fair it is supposed to be the men lowering thier standards. If the ladies would like to lower thiers too then I am available...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Still no offers surely someone can lower there standards for me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Might as well join

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By *edeWoman over a year ago

the abyss

I noticed you didn't stipulate man.....

I did not stipulate men... But to be fair it is supposed to be the men lowering thier standards. If the ladies would like to lower thiers too then I am available...

I'll bring the snacks

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By *mber81Woman over a year ago

Lives in Preston, Eng

I’m sure you have something I can eat"

I do have some left over pizza in the fridge. I could eat that. Not sure what you would eat though.

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By *tanley FunseekerMan over a year ago

stanley

I’m sure you have something I can eat

I do have some left over pizza in the fridge. I could eat that. Not sure what you would eat though. "

I guess I’ll have to improvise, I’m up for the challenge lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m in let’s

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Me! Me! And if you need penis then I volunteer my husband. He married me so already has exceedingly low standards.

In. We'll bring the snacks.

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