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Fabs most eligible… well are you?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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What make you enticingly eligible?
In the style of a reality show, please list 3 things that would have anyone reading your profile (or this post) want to message you that first message and make them make that move on you.
It’s an opportunity to get yourself front and centre without them having to search for you.
SHOUT at them here instead.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m smart and funny.
I’m very giving.
I will become fixated and bug you, and read far too much into everything you say, and also when you don’t reply to messages immediately
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By *unchalMan
over a year ago
Dartford |
"What make you enticingly eligible?
In the style of a reality show, please list 3 things that would have anyone reading your profile (or this post) want to message you that first message and make them make that move on you.
It’s an opportunity to get yourself front and centre without them having to search for you.
SHOUT at them here instead. "
Funny
Clever
Enthusiastic
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By *unchalMan
over a year ago
Dartford |
"List three things?
Three holes.
Done!
Mrs TMN x
Just 3? ……, I’ve Tongued someone’s ear ….
Narrator - I can’t back you on this one woody!
*shrugs. "
You've gone too far now. Ears are just weird. |
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"I’m not sure if I’m eligible… more unintelligible.
But I have Bert and Ernie and definitely put out on a first date… for the right playmate  "
Is that... a code for your tits? Because that's hilarious  |
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"I’m not sure if I’m eligible… more unintelligible.
But I have Bert and Ernie and definitely put out on a first date… for the right playmate
Is that... a code for your tits? Because that's hilarious "
Have you not seen the Bert and Ernie pic? Because almost all of fab have seen them  |
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By *unchalMan
over a year ago
Dartford |
"I’m smart and funny.
I’m very giving.
I will become fixated and bug you, and read far too much into everything you say, and also when you don’t reply to messages immediately
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I have still never forgiven myself for what I did to my first love. 18 and a little bit d*unk. A bit quiet. She asked me several times if there was anything wrong. There wasn't. Eventually, she asked me if I wanted to break up. It was a dare, so I said yes! We then spent the next couple of years flirting around each other. I still think about her and have Googled her too. She was one of the ones! |
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"I’m not sure if I’m eligible… more unintelligible.
But I have Bert and Ernie and definitely put out on a first date… for the right playmate
Is that... a code for your tits? Because that's hilarious
Have you not seen the Bert and Ernie pic? Because almost all of fab have seen them "
No, I don't think I have. Well, it depends on if the metaphor I'm thinking of is correct! |
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I dunno about me but here's some for the Mrs..
1. She's got an ass that don't quit
2. She's filthy, doesn't matter if it's kink play or vanilla, she loves sex and wants to explore people fantasies and desires.
3. She's an avid cock worshipper and loves to edge men until they experience a full body shaking orgasm
Bonus point, she's a serious squirter and if pushed hard enough, that becomes gushing rather than squirting... I don't know how it's possible to lose so much body fluid and not shrink into a prune.
Mine... probably these
1. I facilitate having an insatiable wife
2. I can actually hold a conversation and don't send dick pics unless asked
3. I'm funny if Dad jokes and crap dancing is your thing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I meet the lowest threshold for being a decent human being
No. Bollocks. You're in the upper echelons of being a decent human.  Bar the hatred of PSL."
Hatred is a bit strong, more like disappointment... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm alive
I'm on here
I meet the lowest threshold for being a decent human being
You are definitely a decent human being darling. I’m totally sure of that "
Well it definitely takes one to know one |
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By *quidgeyWoman
over a year ago
Cambridge |
"What make you enticingly eligible?
In the style of a reality show, please list 3 things that would have anyone reading your profile (or this post) want to message you that first message and make them make that move on you.
It’s an opportunity to get yourself front and centre without them having to search for you.
SHOUT at them here instead. "
I’m kind.
I’m generous.
I’m a goddess!!  |
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By *unchalMan
over a year ago
Dartford |
"My (dad) jokes are on point
I bake. And not the 420 kinda way.
I've lucked out on genetics even tho my old man hasn't. (Our milkman tho is an Adonis)
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Damn. I have enough physical evidence to support her husband's claims of paternity. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What make you enticingly eligible?
In the style of a reality show, please list 3 things that would have anyone reading your profile (or this post) want to message you that first message and make them make that move on you.
It’s an opportunity to get yourself front and centre without them having to search for you.
SHOUT at them here instead. "
Not in this competition or any. Folks accept me for who I am.
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Tall, fit, muscular physique and I’m told I’m handsome (survey by specsavers)
Big strong hands bunch of Fyffes Bananas. Fun, open minded and naughty.
Meaty manhood (used as rugby prop lol). Girthy balls that love to clatter n splatter.
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