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Thing's they can only get away with in Films
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Spare car key always behind sun visor.
Hero survives massive car crash and the car flip's and rolls down hill or gets smashed into,hero gets out and walk's away with a limp.
Baddies car crashes into a streetlight or something and instantly explodes killing everyone inside.
They always live in amazing houses or apartments and never have parking issues.
Never seem to need a poo unless it's to get eaten,killed or have comedic diarrhoea. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Running in slow motion when there's a crazed killer after you. Also being as loud as possible and leaving every door open so they know where you are at all times. |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
South Wales |
They re act the Karma Sutra in sex scenes. And i’m yet to see a sex scene that is just doggy style.
Sex scenes always start off romantically. Where’s the woman cooking beans on toast where the fella comes up behind for a boob gripe/motorboat sesh? But of doggy style by the sink before putting the toast on for the tea. |
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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago
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"If they go to a DIY store they know instantly where the items they need are. They’re not aimlessly wandering, looking up trying to read the aisle details."
Or couple go shopping and don't lose one another and spend ten minutes trying to find one another or have to ring and ask where they are in the shop. |
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Also, the bad guy with a gun moving close to the good guy, giving him a chance to disarm the bad guy. The advantage of having a gun is the ability to attack from distance. Why the hell would you go near your target where the target can reach you and disarm you? |
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Horror films - After a spite of deaths, someone going into the dark to see where that noise is coming from. Those characters deserve to die IMO. If something like that happens, I will run away from that place and stop only after I land in some other country. |
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Telephone conversations where the person the camera is on doesn't give the other person time to speak, and then they hang up without knowing if the other person has finished speaking, and yet they always have all the ingo they need at the end of the call. |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
South Wales |
If a flight is cancelled they always have the means to buy another ticket without silently calculating if their credit card has enough balance left on it.
No awkward “sorry your card has been refused” moments.
Now unless it was under £50 if I had to buy another plane ticket I’d be weeping! |
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"If a flight is cancelled they always have the means to buy another ticket without silently calculating if their credit card has enough balance left on it.
No awkward “sorry your card has been refused” moments.
Now unless it was under £50 if I had to buy another plane ticket I’d be weeping!"
You can share my bed, if you're stuck  |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
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"If a flight is cancelled they always have the means to buy another ticket without silently calculating if their credit card has enough balance left on it.
No awkward “sorry your card has been refused” moments.
Now unless it was under £50 if I had to buy another plane ticket I’d be weeping!
You can share my bed, if you're stuck "
You’re all heart you!  |
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"If a flight is cancelled they always have the means to buy another ticket without silently calculating if their credit card has enough balance left on it.
No awkward “sorry your card has been refused” moments.
Now unless it was under £50 if I had to buy another plane ticket I’d be weeping!
You can share my bed, if you're stuck "
I’ve heard she snores |
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"Making a 9 course breakfast and the kid randomly grabbing a small piece of toast taking a bite and leaving the rest."
This as they're always late for class? Also when carrying home shopping there's always a French baggette sticking out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When being chased they seem to forget as humans they can change direction and not have to run in a straight line … or they aren’t in fact a vehicle and don’t need to run on the road especially whist being chased off a car  |
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"They always go straight to sleep after sex, do they not need to pee?! "
Never see them waddling, red faces and sweaty to the toilet with a blokes underwear shoved between their legs like the rest of us goblins who get utis if we don’t |
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"They always go straight to sleep after sex, do they not need to pee?! "
Or how they wake up late and realise they're late for work and get dressed and go straight out the door. The dutty bastards |
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"They always go straight to sleep after sex, do they not need to pee?!
Never see them waddling, red faces and sweaty to the toilet with a blokes underwear shoved between their legs like the rest of us goblins who get utis if we don’t "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"They always go straight to sleep after sex, do they not need to pee?!
Or how they wake up late and realise they're late for work and get dressed and go straight out the door. The dutty bastards"
Not even a quick brush of the teeth, disgusting! |
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