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Going to do some classy pictures
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over a year ago
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"you forgot the toilet roll 1 
and the Lynx can...
Do they do a travel size one ?"
you can get the one squirt 1, now they would make it look massive and you need all the help you can get |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"you forgot the toilet roll 1
and the Lynx can...
Do they do a travel size one ?
you can get the one squirt 1, now they would make it look massive and you need all the help you can get "
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"Which shall I do ?
The remote control and willy
Tape measure and willy
Willy in a Glass
Willy over the bog
Decisions decisions "
none of the above nowt wrong with the ones you have  |
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"Don't forget to leave the room a mess with washing and ironing all over and a sink full of dirty pots ,dodgy carpet and curtains.... "
and the Cat in the background ? |
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"Don't forget to leave the room a mess with washing and ironing all over and a sink full of dirty pots ,dodgy carpet and curtains....
and the Cat in the background ?"
ive got a few pussies you can borrow.... |
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"Don't forget to leave the room a mess with washing and ironing all over and a sink full of dirty pots ,dodgy carpet and curtains....
and the Cat in the background ?
ive got a few pussies you can borrow.... "
As long as the dog hasn't mauled them |
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"Don't forget to leave the room a mess with washing and ironing all over and a sink full of dirty pots ,dodgy carpet and curtains....
and the Cat in the background ?
ive got a few pussies you can borrow....
As long as the dog hasn't mauled them "
No dogs allowed |
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A few tips for you Kev....
1. Do just 8 pics of your cock. Some of them the exact same but upload it as you have taken it.
2. Squeeze the life out of your cock at least once so that we know you are able to dribble cum down it.
3. Post at least 4 pics of your cock having disappeared into some unknown woman's face, arse or vag. We women love looking at other womens arse holes, vag's and hamster cheeks.
4. Take the cock ones in the bathroom , over the toilet so that we get to the the inner crotch of your undies.
5. Take the 'women' ones in the living room and manage to get cider bottles beer cans and Countdown in the shots.
6. For best results when trying to arouse female interest I think pink bedrooms and kids toys go a long way ... don't miss those out. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A few tips for you Kev....
1. Do just 8 pics of your cock. Some of them the exact same but upload it as you have taken it.
2. Squeeze the life out of your cock at least once so that we know you are able to dribble cum down it.
3. Post at least 4 pics of your cock having disappeared into some unknown woman's face, arse or vag. We women love looking at other womens arse holes, vag's and hamster cheeks.
4. Take the cock ones in the bathroom , over the toilet so that we get to the the inner crotch of your undies.
5. Take the 'women' ones in the living room and manage to get cider bottles beer cans and Countdown in the shots.
6. For best results when trying to arouse female interest I think pink bedrooms and kids toys go a long way ... don't miss those out."
I don't even think View could better such classy tasteful settings Granny.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A few tips for you Kev....
1. Do just 8 pics of your cock. Some of them the exact same but upload it as you have taken it.
2. Squeeze the life out of your cock at least once so that we know you are able to dribble cum down it.
3. Post at least 4 pics of your cock having disappeared into some unknown woman's face, arse or vag. We women love looking at other womens arse holes, vag's and hamster cheeks.
4. Take the cock ones in the bathroom , over the toilet so that we get to the the inner crotch of your undies.
5. Take the 'women' ones in the living room and manage to get cider bottles beer cans and Countdown in the shots.
6. For best results when trying to arouse female interest I think pink bedrooms and kids toys go a long way ... don't miss those out.
I don't even think View could better such classy tasteful settings Granny. "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A few tips for you Kev....
1. Do just 8 pics of your cock. Some of them the exact same but upload it as you have taken it.
2. Squeeze the life out of your cock at least once so that we know you are able to dribble cum down it.
3. Post at least 4 pics of your cock having disappeared into some unknown woman's face, arse or vag. We women love looking at other womens arse holes, vag's and hamster cheeks.
4. Take the cock ones in the bathroom , over the toilet so that we get to the the inner crotch of your undies.
5. Take the 'women' ones in the living room and manage to get cider bottles beer cans and Countdown in the shots.
6. For best results when trying to arouse female interest I think pink bedrooms and kids toys go a long way ... don't miss those out."
Nearly spat my Coffee out reading this |
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By (user no longer on site)
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& don't forget to leave the toilet seat up... Better still not flushing the loo when you take your pic over it.
Stark white tiles are such a sexy background ... In a clinical way |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I know Laine.. He'll be furious at my artistry. Expect a few pic changes from ole View.... the plagiarist."
Yep, can see him now trying to better the poses in fetching grey y-fronts on a pure acrylic bathroom rug. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can you recreated the one with dogs smoking and playing pool please and send me a copy as I lost nine in the last move. It actually gets no classier than that. Fact  |
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