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What’s Your Favourite Cheesy Pick-Up Line?
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By *r Sprout OP Man
over a year ago
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Cheesy lines are often overrated to the point that no one wants to use them anymore. However, they're well-used for a reason, and that's because they can work.
So let’s hear the ones that have worked for you ,or have worked on you  |
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Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?? Utterly cheese lol... funniest line I ever got sent " I want you to paint me green and spank me like I'm a disobedient avocado " .... that made me howl with laughter |
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over a year ago
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"Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?? Utterly cheese lol... funniest line I ever got sent " I want you to paint me green and spank me like I'm a disobedient avocado " .... that made me howl with laughter "
Interesting one lol |
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"Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?? Utterly cheese lol... funniest line I ever got sent " I want you to paint me green and spank me like I'm a disobedient avocado " .... that made me howl with laughter "
I hope this at least got a reply lol, I love the ingenuity! |
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"If I told you mine I'd not be able to use it again.....
The one with the Mars bars? It didn’t work on me
You still gave me 4 though.....
Just don’t say what I gave you 4 of  "
I'll have 4 fingers please.......
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Of a kit kat   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There's the is there 20 letters in the alphabet? Oh wait I forgot U R A Q T. Oh and you will get the d later.
I actually like this one. Yes I’m stealing it "
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"Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?? Utterly cheese lol... funniest line I ever got sent " I want you to paint me green and spank me like I'm a disobedient avocado " .... that made me howl with laughter
I hope this at least got a reply lol, I love the ingenuity!"
He did, we met had a very quick bit of fun then like a magician he vanished into thin air |
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"Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?? Utterly cheese lol... funniest line I ever got sent " I want you to paint me green and spank me like I'm a disobedient avocado " .... that made me howl with laughter
I hope this at least got a reply lol, I love the ingenuity!
He did, we met had a very quick bit of fun then like a magician he vanished into thin air "
That's great except the vanishing part. The best magicians are those who don't use smoke and mirrors and see the wonder on your face! |
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"Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?? Utterly cheese lol... funniest line I ever got sent " I want you to paint me green and spank me like I'm a disobedient avocado " .... that made me howl with laughter
I hope this at least got a reply lol, I love the ingenuity!
He did, we met had a very quick bit of fun then like a magician he vanished into thin air
That's great except the vanishing part. The best magicians are those who don't use smoke and mirrors and see the wonder on your face!"
That was the most annoying part! Skeddadled say had got his flat mates house keys and had to go drop them off but he'd be back.... like hell did he come back lol I was left quite frustrated lol |
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"Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?? Utterly cheese lol... funniest line I ever got sent " I want you to paint me green and spank me like I'm a disobedient avocado " .... that made me howl with laughter
I hope this at least got a reply lol, I love the ingenuity!
He did, we met had a very quick bit of fun then like a magician he vanished into thin air
That's great except the vanishing part. The best magicians are those who don't use smoke and mirrors and see the wonder on your face!
That was the most annoying part! Skeddadled say had got his flat mates house keys and had to go drop them off but he'd be back.... like hell did he come back lol I was left quite frustrated lol"
Wtf, that's unacceptable behaviour! Why didn't his flat mate have their own keys? I liked the opener but not this ending. |
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"Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?? Utterly cheese lol... funniest line I ever got sent " I want you to paint me green and spank me like I'm a disobedient avocado " .... that made me howl with laughter
I hope this at least got a reply lol, I love the ingenuity!
He did, we met had a very quick bit of fun then like a magician he vanished into thin air
That's great except the vanishing part. The best magicians are those who don't use smoke and mirrors and see the wonder on your face!
That was the most annoying part! Skeddadled say had got his flat mates house keys and had to go drop them off but he'd be back.... like hell did he come back lol I was left quite frustrated lol
Wtf, that's unacceptable behaviour! Why didn't his flat mate have their own keys? I liked the opener but not this ending."
Yup , that was an interesting weekend to say the least ... |
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By *r Sprout OP Man
over a year ago
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"If I told you mine I'd not be able to use it again.....
The one with the Mars bars? It didn’t work on me
You still gave me 4 though.....
Just don’t say what I gave you 4 of
I'll have 4 fingers please.......
........
.......
........
Of a kit kat "
It’s a good job you added the Kit Kat bit I’ll have one ready for if we ever meet  |
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"If I told you mine I'd not be able to use it again.....
The one with the Mars bars? It didn’t work on me
You still gave me 4 though.....
Just don’t say what I gave you 4 of
I'll have 4 fingers please.......
........
.......
........
Of a kit kat
It’s a good job you added the Kit Kat bit I’ll have one ready for if we ever meet "
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"If I told you mine I'd not be able to use it again.....
The one with the Mars bars? It didn’t work on me
You still gave me 4 though.....
Just don’t say what I gave you 4 of
I'll have 4 fingers please.......
........
.......
........
Of a kit kat
It’s a good job you added the Kit Kat bit I’ll have one ready for if we ever meet
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I can manage a Twix  |
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"If I told you mine I'd not be able to use it again.....
The one with the Mars bars? It didn’t work on me
You still gave me 4 though.....
Just don’t say what I gave you 4 of
I'll have 4 fingers please.......
........
.......
........
Of a kit kat
It’s a good job you added the Kit Kat bit I’ll have one ready for if we ever meet
I can manage a Twix "
Extra?? |
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"Cheesy lines are often overrated to the point that no one wants to use them anymore. However, they're well-used for a reason, and that's because they can work.
So let’s hear the ones that have worked for you ,or have worked on you "
is that a ladder in your tights..... The stairway to heaven |
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"If I told you mine I'd not be able to use it again.....
The one with the Mars bars? It didn’t work on me
You still gave me 4 though.....
Just don’t say what I gave you 4 of
I'll have 4 fingers please.......
........
.......
........
Of a kit kat
It’s a good job you added the Kit Kat bit I’ll have one ready for if we ever meet
I can manage a Twix
Extra?? "
Anything extra is in person |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fancy a tv in your bedroom?
Depends on the size.
About ten inches on a good day
When can I expect delivery.... Or is it collection only?? "
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"If I told you mine I'd not be able to use it again.....
The one with the Mars bars? It didn’t work on me
You still gave me 4 though.....
Just don’t say what I gave you 4 of
I'll have 4 fingers please.......
........
.......
........
Of a kit kat
It’s a good job you added the Kit Kat bit I’ll have one ready for if we ever meet
I can manage a Twix
Extra??
Anything extra is in person "
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"If I told you mine I'd not be able to use it again.....
The one with the Mars bars? It didn’t work on me
You still gave me 4 though.....
Just don’t say what I gave you 4 of
I'll have 4 fingers please.......
........
.......
........
Of a kit kat
It’s a good job you added the Kit Kat bit I’ll have one ready for if we ever meet
I can manage a Twix
Extra??
Anything extra is in person
"
You know it  |
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"If I told you mine I'd not be able to use it again.....
The one with the Mars bars? It didn’t work on me
You still gave me 4 though.....
Just don’t say what I gave you 4 of
I'll have 4 fingers please.......
........
.......
........
Of a kit kat
It’s a good job you added the Kit Kat bit I’ll have one ready for if we ever meet
I can manage a Twix
Extra??
Anything extra is in person
You know it "
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"Is that a mirror in your pocket? I can see myself in your knickers".
Dips finger in drink, rubs finger on her sleeve.."would you like some help to get you out of that wet clothing?"
"Lovely dress, would look better crumpled up next to my bed"
Proper cheese |
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By *iz78Woman
over a year ago
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"Here's 10p. Give your mum a ring and tell her you'll be late home (yes, I'm old )
I was going to say that one haha
It's a classic "
Or the old can I have your number because I've forgotten mine |
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