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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
Is bedbugs. Paris, which is the capital city of France, is facing a bedbug infestation in hotels, the tube, cinemas and just about everywhere. They used to say when America sneezes then everyone catches a cold. Mark Tom's words. Bedbugs are heading this way and we all know who to blame. What's going on here guys? It's all over the news |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The Americans sneezed and now France has bed bugs.
Why do Americans keep bedbugs up their noses ?
Because their pockets are full of donuts."
I thought that was just the police? |
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Bed bugs are the worst. We had this infestation in a flat I lived in India. I lost sleep, my entire day was screwed. I sat upright on the bed at midnight watching those evil fuckers crawling back to darkness and coming back to bite me once I turn off the light. It took three rounds of spraying pesticides and washing everything we owned, to eliminate them completely. |
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By *ocusMan
over a year ago
Cambridge |
"Is there the slightest chance that bedbugs were already in England? 
Well if they are not here now they will be..
The French need to sort this out .. "
A few years ago there was a marked increase of bedbugs in the US. This was traced back to US visitors returning from the UK. The bedbugs are already here. |
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"Is there the slightest chance that bedbugs were already in England?
Well if they are not here now they will be..
The French need to sort this out ..
A few years ago there was a marked increase of bedbugs in the US. This was traced back to US visitors returning from the UK. The bedbugs are already here. "
Yeah but they would have come from France in the first place, no doubt.
We all know what their border control is like  |
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"Is there the slightest chance that bedbugs were already in England? "
Yes. But they're proper Ingerlish bedbugs, what speak our language. We don't want bloody foreign bedbugs here, stealing our bedbugs jobs, claiming our bedbugs social money, impregnating our lady bedbugs, speaking their own bloody foreign bedbug language, setting up their own little bedbug ghettoes... |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
Don't tell Suella, she'll have to give another speech.
We shall defend our Island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beds, we shall fight on the landings, we shall fight in the folds of the streets, we shall fight in the pillows; we shall never surrender.
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By *iigguy13Man
over a year ago
Normandy, France |
It's more of a PR issue. It's not really much worse than it's always been, it's just that it's been the subject of internet hyperbole. London is probably worse. Most major cities with travellers from all over the world have the same issues. |
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
Reports that the French will be using sniffer dogs to locate these bugs on the French trains.
Tom is not against this but does not think it's very hygienic having sniffer dogs dribbling over his mattress in a French hotel. |
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
Reports that all French planes that have these insects on board will be grounded. These buggers are getting immune to the spray and pest control are having to make repeat visits to try and kill them. Some schools are closed and it's getting more serious now. Just a matter of time before London is hit hard. |
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