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over a year ago
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"Is there any youngish milfs on here up for some fun Mon-Fri between 10-2pm? I'm not too fussy but must be no older than 39ish?"
Best to stand at the local school yard shorter after the school run. All the horny, AND needing cock MILFs will smell you from miles away. They will be unable to resist you ans your very regimented availability. You’ll be spoilt for choice.   |
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"Is there any youngish milfs on here up for some fun Mon-Fri between 10-2pm? I'm not too fussy but must be no older than 39ish?
Best to stand at the local school yard shorter after the school run. All the horny, AND needing cock MILFs will smell you from miles away. They will be unable to resist you ans your very regimented availability. You’ll be spoilt for choice. "
This is a great shout |
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"Is there any youngish milfs on here up for some fun Mon-Fri between 10-2pm? I'm not too fussy but must be no older than 39ish?"
I was a MILF WAYYYYYYY early in life (apparently). So I've been around a bit #nearly38 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is there any youngish milfs on here up for some fun Mon-Fri between 10-2pm? I'm not too fussy but must be no older than 39ish?"
Damn it, out of your age range. Otherwise this MILF would have jumped at your generous opportunity  |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
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"Is there any youngish milfs on here up for some fun Mon-Fri between 10-2pm? I'm not too fussy but must be no older than 39ish?
Best to stand at the local school yard shorter after the school run. All the horny, AND needing cock MILFs will smell you from miles away. They will be unable to resist you ans your very regimented availability. You’ll be spoilt for choice. "
Look when I told you my strategy I really expected you to keep it between us |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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10-2 what shift that was back then during fab days of yesteryear.
Try the park too.. Your smile might indicate like fuck. MIlf..
I am not any of the above.. Young gifted and mature  |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Not too fussy and under 39?
I like a man who knows what he wants/doesn't give too much of a fuck beyond not middle aged.
Long way of typing 'has a pulse'. He's quite the charmer "
I think 40s something have a pulse. He just wants a fresher* woman.
*which is fair enough, we all have our own likes. |
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"Not too fussy and under 39?
I like a man who knows what he wants/doesn't give too much of a fuck beyond not middle aged.
Long way of typing 'has a pulse'. He's quite the charmer
I think 40s something have a pulse. He just wants a fresher* woman.
*which is fair enough, we all have our own likes."
Experience matters. Plus you can have a decent chat, and share the sanatogen afterwards |
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"Not too fussy and under 39?
I like a man who knows what he wants/doesn't give too much of a fuck beyond not middle aged.
Long way of typing 'has a pulse'. He's quite the charmer
I think 40s something have a pulse. He just wants a fresher* woman.
*which is fair enough, we all have our own likes."
But his age range states up to 55, just so he doesn't miss out on that desperate less fresh* pussy when he doesn't have to see the wrinkles in the harsh light of day.
Sorry OP. I'm in the age range and have a fairly milflike body, but I'm not a breeder and have no availability during the day  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not too fussy and under 39?
I like a man who knows what he wants/doesn't give too much of a fuck beyond not middle aged.
Long way of typing 'has a pulse'. He's quite the charmer
I think 40s something have a pulse. He just wants a fresher* woman.
*which is fair enough, we all have our own likes.
Experience matters. Plus you can have a decent chat, and share the sanatogen afterwards "
Miss that advert |
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"Not too fussy and under 39?
I like a man who knows what he wants/doesn't give too much of a fuck beyond not middle aged.
Long way of typing 'has a pulse'. He's quite the charmer
I think 40s something have a pulse. He just wants a fresher* woman.
*which is fair enough, we all have our own likes.
Experience matters. Plus you can have a decent chat, and share the sanatogen afterwards
Miss that advert "
Keep flexible. You never know when you'll have to do the hoovering |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Always too old 
Join the club do you want one of my Werther's Original?
Can I have one?
Course you can.
Thank you muchly fellow oldy"
Can't beat a gathering of GILFs   |
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"Always too old
Join the club do you want one of my Werther's Original?
Can I have one?
Course you can.
Thank you muchly fellow oldy
Can't beat a gathering of GILFs "
Orgy with muscle relaxation exercises afterwards |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Always too old
Join the club do you want one of my Werther's Original?
Can I have one?
Course you can.
Thank you muchly fellow oldy
Can't beat a gathering of GILFs
Orgy with muscle relaxation exercises afterwards "
You forgot the yoga warm up |
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"Always too old
Join the club do you want one of my Werther's Original?
Can I have one?
Course you can.
Thank you muchly fellow oldy
Can't beat a gathering of GILFs
Orgy with muscle relaxation exercises afterwards
You forgot the yoga warm up "
I was warming up with cocoa  |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Not too fussy and under 39?
I like a man who knows what he wants/doesn't give too much of a fuck beyond not middle aged.
Long way of typing 'has a pulse'. He's quite the charmer
I think 40s something have a pulse. He just wants a fresher* woman.
*which is fair enough, we all have our own likes.
But his age range states up to 55, just so he doesn't miss out on that desperate less fresh* pussy when he doesn't have to see the wrinkles in the harsh light of day.
Sorry OP. I'm in the age range and have a fairly milflike body, but I'm not a breeder and have no availability during the day "
Less fresh pussy is fine when you've got a hole to fill in your life. Or want one.
I don't know, I think it's good that a man is owning what he wants. You go find those young baby mommas OP, they exist. Not often on the forums but they're around. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Always too old
Join the club do you want one of my Werther's Original?
Can I have one?
Course you can.
Thank you muchly fellow oldy
Can't beat a gathering of GILFs
Orgy with muscle relaxation exercises afterwards
You forgot the yoga warm up
I was warming up with cocoa "
Rookie error, you don't want to put a hip out mid orgy you need to make sure you're limber before the activities begin  |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
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Well I am a mother. I am also under 39 but feel 90 - mentally and physically. I can 100% guarantee yo do not want to fuck though - especially between 10am-2pm. That's prime pre lunch hangry time or after lunch food baby time  |
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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
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"Always too old
Join the club do you want one of my Werther's Original?
Can I have one?
Course you can.
Thank you muchly fellow oldy
Can't beat a gathering of GILFs
Orgy with muscle relaxation exercises afterwards
You forgot the yoga warm up
I was warming up with cocoa
Rookie error, you don't want to put a hip out mid orgy you need to make sure you're limber before the activities begin "
Cocoa Ovaltine at my age! I'll have a look on YouTube for yoga on zimmer frames in a bit, sure I'll find something to help these old bones limber up! |
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"Well I am a mother. I am also under 39 but feel 90 - mentally and physically. I can 100% guarantee yo do not want to fuck though - especially between 10am-2pm. That's prime pre lunch hangry time or after lunch food baby time "
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"Always too old
Join the club do you want one of my Werther's Original?
Can I have one?
Course you can.
Thank you muchly fellow oldy
Can't beat a gathering of GILFs
Orgy with muscle relaxation exercises afterwards
You forgot the yoga warm up
I was warming up with cocoa
Rookie error, you don't want to put a hip out mid orgy you need to make sure you're limber before the activities begin "
Partner required for limbering up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Always too old
Join the club do you want one of my Werther's Original?
Can I have one?
Course you can.
Thank you muchly fellow oldy
Can't beat a gathering of GILFs
Orgy with muscle relaxation exercises afterwards
You forgot the yoga warm up
I was warming up with cocoa
Rookie error, you don't want to put a hip out mid orgy you need to make sure you're limber before the activities begin
Cocoa Ovaltine at my age! I'll have a look on YouTube for yoga on zimmer frames in a bit, sure I'll find something to help these old bones limber up!"
Yoga for oldies, it's my go to for pre wank warm up |
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"Wow,you lot sometimes.
Guessing this thread would be totally different if a woman posted the same thing looking for guy's?
But hey it's a guy so ok to rip the piss!!!"
 I'll take off my clown hat then |
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"Is there any youngish milfs on here up for some fun Mon-Fri between 10-2pm? I'm not too fussy but must be no older than 39ish?"
Aw that's me out at 49ish  and I'm available only weekdays from 14.03 to 9:57...and the moon has to be in it's waning phase |
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"Is there any youngish milfs on here up for some fun Mon-Fri between 10-2pm? I'm not too fussy but must be no older than 39ish?
Best to stand at the local school yard shorter after the school run. All the horny, AND needing cock MILFs will smell you from miles away. They will be unable to resist you ans your very regimented availability. You’ll be spoilt for choice. "
Yep, and he needs to wear Lynx Africa or the stuff from Aldi, milfs love that shit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im worried! What happens next year at 40 does someone come for our milf badges lol "
They come and take the milf badge and gives you a slightly less glamorous one called the gilf badge |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Thinking of adding "less fresh pussy" to my profile. I wimped out on "salad dodger".  "
Oh please please do. I'm going to add "fresh pussy" to mine in solidarity of helping men choose between the middle aged (39+) and younger. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is there any youngish milfs on here up for some fun Mon-Fri between 10-2pm? I'm not too fussy but must be no older than 39ish?
Best to stand at the local school yard shorter after the school run. All the horny, AND needing cock MILFs will smell you from miles away. They will be unable to resist you ans your very regimented availability. You’ll be spoilt for choice.
Yep, and he needs to wear Lynx Africa or the stuff from Aldi, milfs love that shit"
Talking about me? |
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"Is there any youngish milfs on here up for some fun Mon-Fri between 10-2pm? I'm not too fussy but must be no older than 39ish?
Best to stand at the local school yard shorter after the school run. All the horny, AND needing cock MILFs will smell you from miles away. They will be unable to resist you ans your very regimented availability. You’ll be spoilt for choice.
Yep, and he needs to wear Lynx Africa or the stuff from Aldi, milfs love that shit
Talking about me?"
I never talk about people at 17:42 on a Sunday, especially not when it's a full moon |
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"Wow,you lot sometimes.
Guessing this thread would be totally different if a woman posted the same thing looking for guy's?
But hey it's a guy so ok to rip the piss!!!"
I choose to believe this is a tongue in cheek post(OP not yourself)
K |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is there any youngish milfs on here up for some fun Mon-Fri between 10-2pm? I'm not too fussy but must be no older than 39ish?
Best to stand at the local school yard shorter after the school run. All the horny, AND needing cock MILFs will smell you from miles away. They will be unable to resist you ans your very regimented availability. You’ll be spoilt for choice.
Yep, and he needs to wear Lynx Africa or the stuff from Aldi, milfs love that shit
Talking about me?
I never talk about people at 17:42 on a Sunday, especially not when it's a full moon "
Fair enough lol this threads just gotten confusing haha |
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"Is there any youngish milfs on here up for some fun Mon-Fri between 10-2pm? I'm not too fussy but must be no older than 39ish?
Best to stand at the local school yard shorter after the school run. All the horny, AND needing cock MILFs will smell you from miles away. They will be unable to resist you ans your very regimented availability. You’ll be spoilt for choice.
Yep, and he needs to wear Lynx Africa or the stuff from Aldi, milfs love that shit
Talking about me?
I never talk about people at 17:42 on a Sunday, especially not when it's a full moon "
It is still Saturday
K |
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"Is there any youngish milfs on here up for some fun Mon-Fri between 10-2pm? I'm not too fussy but must be no older than 39ish?
Best to stand at the local school yard shorter after the school run. All the horny, AND needing cock MILFs will smell you from miles away. They will be unable to resist you ans your very regimented availability. You’ll be spoilt for choice.
Yep, and he needs to wear Lynx Africa or the stuff from Aldi, milfs love that shit
Talking about me?
I never talk about people at 17:42 on a Sunday, especially not when it's a full moon
It is still Saturday
K"
Ooh yeah! On a Saturday also during s full moon |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So anyway OP, your message has been up for 17 hours, any young MILFs contacted you yet to book a date for next week? "
right im grabbing the popcorn we still got another few hours of fun yet. Anyone else? |
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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
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"Wow,you lot sometimes.
Guessing this thread would be totally different if a woman posted the same thing looking for guy's?
But hey it's a guy so ok to rip the piss!!!
I choose to believe this is a tongue in cheek post(OP not yourself)
K"
Yeah I think it went up last night when the thread about the man meeting two horny single mums in the park went up! Could be wrong though! |
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"Wow,you lot sometimes.
Guessing this thread would be totally different if a woman posted the same thing looking for guy's?
But hey it's a guy so ok to rip the piss!!!
I choose to believe this is a tongue in cheek post(OP not yourself)
I did wonder where that went to.
Yeah I think it went up last night when the thread about the man meeting two horny single mums in the park went up! Could be wrong though! "
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"Wow,you lot sometimes.
Guessing this thread would be totally different if a woman posted the same thing looking for guy's?
But hey it's a guy so ok to rip the piss!!!
I choose to believe this is a tongue in cheek post(OP not yourself)
K
Yeah I think it went up last night when the thread about the man meeting two horny single mums in the park went up! Could be wrong though! "
After some consideration today, I'm willing to up the age a little as I've had no offers so far
*disclaimer* this was a tongue and cheek thread |
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