Who in their right mind would want to steel my car. I hope that the fucking idiot that took it. Don't bring it back as the insurance payout is worth more than the car.

You took her. you keep her.

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By *aydumfriesMan over a year ago

heathhall

"7 years old

Yeah you win!!

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By *romleyM41Man over a year ago

orpington / surrounding

Got loads of junk in the trunk

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By *ig_eric_tionMan over a year ago

IPSWICH

Takes a ton in the buck and pulls like a train.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

Battered old nail, fully run into the ground but still going

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By *abulousAvaWoman over a year ago

Dainty Town

Suspect body work issues, but goes well all the same.

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By *iiimanMan over a year ago

london

Oh again?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It’s a vehicle

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By *axo25Man over a year ago

lightwater

The gear box is knackered….

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By *reya73Woman over a year ago

Whitley Bay

One previous lady owner, used as a nice little runaround

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By *reya73Woman over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Plenty room in the back for extra passengers

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By *cotty_01ukMan over a year ago

birmingham

It's a banger but goes forver

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Been around the block a few times so is a little slack and unresponsive.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

… the outside white

The inside brown like Michael Jack

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By *cotty_01ukMan over a year ago

birmingham

"… the outside white

The inside brown like Michael Jack"

All about the MIST

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

She needs a good wash; her exhaust pipe is filthy!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"… the outside white

The inside brown like Michael Jack

All about the MIST"

I fw mist too. He’s cold

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By *oungAtHeartCurvyCoupleCouple over a year ago

Glasgow

Can get an upgrade on new car every three years but doesn't work that way with your other half lol

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan over a year ago

Willenhall

A good runner.

(That's why I'm single)...

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By *ez669Man over a year ago

East Kilbride

This old things seen more seaman then the Bermuda Triangle

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By *omesticated_VixenWoman over a year ago

sw London

It’s big and black, takes me places other can’t, and can take a big load in the rear

(Range Rover)

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By *penbicoupleCouple over a year ago

Northampton

I share this beauty with my brother.

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By *arakiss12TV/TS over a year ago

Bedford

Goes like the clappers.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Been banged a few times in the carpark but she still feels nice and tight.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple over a year ago

Leeds

She comes with a spare tyre.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I accidentally rear ended your sister..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd prefer an esc0rt.

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By *udy3Man over a year ago

Corby

So you’ve only picked up 4 minors today

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By *herry delightWoman over a year ago

Ilfracombe

Sure you can borrow her, just make sure you fill her up before you bring her back.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shes a bit of an old banger but she still has some life in her yet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*takes a shot and shrugs* they’re both amazing

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By *TG3Man over a year ago

Dorchester

Cmon ffs start

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By *apnDomMan over a year ago

London | Belfast

Swallows by the gallon

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By *untimeswithme69Man over a year ago

London

Out of warranty

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By *ilingual76Man over a year ago

Salisbury

'over heated' when got stuck in the mud

Watch out when laying under her...few lil leaks

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By *pitfiremk10Man over a year ago

Gloucester

Totally reliable

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It’s Summer, let’s take the top down

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan over a year ago

Glasgow / London

“Hmmm. Which one shall I use today?”

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Turn him on and hope for the best.

Oh wait...

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Turn him on and hope for the best.

Oh wait...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m only using this one until I can find something better.

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By *fdcs69Man over a year ago

She leaves a big wet patch on the drive sometimes

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By *iaisonseekerMan over a year ago

Liverpool

Needs regular servicing.

Oh, wait...

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By *he Silver FuxMan over a year ago

Uttoxeter

I let the neighbours son use her, took a dirty load in the back and the cheeky twat bought her back in a right filthy mess. Filled her up though so I got to thank him for that I guess. I’ll take her to those Polish guys on the corner who won’t mind getting in her with their extra big hoses.

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