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Just for shits and giggles what status' and bio b you never see.
"Sorry ladies I've got so many messages to get through I will reply soon" - men status
"Keep sending the dick pics so I make a collage wallpaper for my laptop desktop screen" woman bio blurb
What more can you think of?
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"Men do actually write statuses like that... I laugh cos I know it's not true  "
I suppose because I don't see men statuses only local area online never seen one. Lol
How every i do see alot of ladies say "sorry I've not replyed my mail box is flooded I will get back to you".
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over a year ago
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Hey guys I'm a young slim single woman and I'm really on the look out for guys who can go above and beyond in terms of being a creepy weirdo.
Love someone who not only sends me 5 unopened messages on day 1 but then consistently sends me 2 more a day with really drab and mind numbingly painful chat like Hi baby and how's you today 
I love low quality pics of flaccid penises standing over a dirty sink or unflushed toilet with a back shot of jogging bottoms round the ankles and a white burger belly to make the penis look even smaller.
If that sounds like you, drop me a line   |
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"Hey guys I'm a young slim single woman and I'm really on the look out for guys who can go above and beyond in terms of being a creepy weirdo.
Love someone who not only sends me 5 unopened messages on day 1 but then consistently sends me 2 more a day with really drab and mind numbingly painful chat like Hi baby and how's you today
I love low quality pics of flaccid penises standing over a dirty sink or unflushed toilet with a back shot of jogging bottoms round the ankles and a white burger belly to make the penis look even smaller.
If that sounds like you, drop me a line "
He sounds like you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hey guys I'm a young slim single woman and I'm really on the look out for guys who can go above and beyond in terms of being a creepy weirdo.
Love someone who not only sends me 5 unopened messages on day 1 but then consistently sends me 2 more a day with really drab and mind numbingly painful chat like Hi baby and how's you today
I love low quality pics of flaccid penises standing over a dirty sink or unflushed toilet with a back shot of jogging bottoms round the ankles and a white burger belly to make the penis look even smaller.
If that sounds like you, drop me a line
He sounds like you "
Stop it you, making me blush fs  |
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"Hey guys I'm a young slim single woman and I'm really on the look out for guys who can go above and beyond in terms of being a creepy weirdo.
Love someone who not only sends me 5 unopened messages on day 1 but then consistently sends me 2 more a day with really drab and mind numbingly painful chat like Hi baby and how's you today
I love low quality pics of flaccid penises standing over a dirty sink or unflushed toilet with a back shot of jogging bottoms round the ankles and a white burger belly to make the penis look even smaller.
If that sounds like you, drop me a line
He sounds like you
Stop it you, making me blush fs "
I'm joking ladies, he's a real catch.....if you're into that sorta thing  |
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