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forgive me for I have sinned

By *sm OP Couple over a year ago

Liskeard

ok fess up what was you sin today...

I am not talking about the sexual kind of sin,. I mean like miss cheeky, dumping a packet of choccy buttons in the bin ,

confess your sins and hope that a fellow fourmuite will absolute you off your sin.

mine ... I have eaten 3 slices of pecan tart with squrty cream.. and for tea I had a bowl of mash and cheese....

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By *phroditeWoman over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Would you like me to call upon the forum vicar?;-)

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Would you like me to call upon the forum vicar?;-)"

oooooooooooo who is he?

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By *phroditeWoman over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Would you like me to call upon the forum vicar?;-)

oooooooooooo who is he?

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Are you saying you do not know?????

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Would you like me to call upon the forum vicar?;-)

oooooooooooo who is he?

Are you saying you do not know?????"

I am a newbie .......... nope don't know lol

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By *sm OP Couple over a year ago

Liskeard

"Would you like me to call upon the forum vicar?;-)"

does he do home visits?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i have washed and polished bike,but not ridden it

that is a mortal sin to bikers on a sunny sunday

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By *phroditeWoman over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Would you like me to call upon the forum vicar?;-)

oooooooooooo who is he?

Are you saying you do not know?????

I am a newbie .......... nope don't know lol

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He has taken many confessions, both on here and off site. He has been known to give divine unction ...

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By *leasureDomeMan over a year ago

all over the place

God bless you all my brethren ,, for i am the forum vicar and we have confessional ever 3rd Sunday.

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By *phroditeWoman over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Would you like me to call upon the forum vicar?;-)

does he do home visits?

"
Yes, he has been known to address the most severe cases in person. You know the sort of case where a simply absolution wont do?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Half a vienetta, the other half before midnight

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My sin is.... stinky feet!

I showered today but then wore (all day) the stinkiest slippers ever! I've just put the slippers in the washer gonna go wash me tootsies now or the smell will seriously effect my enjoyment of 'Being Human' .... that's as in the TV show not the condition

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"God bless you all my brethren ,, for i am the forum vicar and we have confessional ever 3rd Sunday. "

quick palm slap to forehead lol - oh ooooooooooooops I am in trouble then lol

Evenin' Vic lol

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I had chocolate biscuits today.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Iv'e not got dressed today

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have been the worst ........ honestly !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Forgive me forum for I have sinned..a piece of my grandson's birthday cake, and a piece of fresh cream swiss roll and a piece of lemon tart. If you want me to come to a confessional you will have to roll me there !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i have washed and polished bike,but not ridden it

that is a mortal sin to bikers on a sunny sunday

Indeed it is Sir...twice around the rosary beads and 6 hail marys for you my lad! Now drop your trousers and head into the vestry, the bishop wants a word!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Iv'e not got dressed today

me neither

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"My sin is.... stinky feet!

They might have some rotting corpses so you can think of it as smell-o-vision. Quick, it's about to start.

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By *reelove1969Couple over a year ago

bristol

"My sin is.... stinky feet!

a girl after my own heart .. im guilty as sin of that !!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Maryland cookies a whole packet to myself oooppppsss I have sinned

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"God bless you all my brethren ,, for i am the forum vicar and we have confessional ever 3rd Sunday. "

What if we have an emergency and need to confess on another day?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Iv'e not got dressed today

me either

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By *leasureDomeMan over a year ago

all over the place

Hmmmm the parish has gone to the dogs obviously since my last visit ,i think you all need to visit me in my private vestry for some penance ......!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

better get buckets of holy water at the ready, theres more to come me thinks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"God bless you all my brethren ,, for i am the forum vicar and we have confessional ever 3rd Sunday.

What if we have an emergency and need to confess on another day?"

can we ask for a private viewing??

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By *sm OP Couple over a year ago

Liskeard

"Maryland cookies a whole packet to myself oooppppsss I have sinned

PLEASSSE tell me you dunked them in your cuppa.... ?

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By *leasureDomeMan over a year ago

all over the place

"God bless you all my brethren ,, for i am the forum vicar and we have confessional ever 3rd Sunday.

What if we have an emergency and need to confess on another day?"

YOU need a full time bishop to get you out of trouble never mind a vicar .!!

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By *leasureDomeMan over a year ago

all over the place

"God bless you all my brethren ,, for i am the forum vicar and we have confessional ever 3rd Sunday.

What if we have an emergency and need to confess on another day?

can we ask for a private viewing??

Oh there's is always room for you in the confessional !!

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"God bless you all my brethren ,, for i am the forum vicar and we have confessional ever 3rd Sunday.

What if we have an emergency and need to confess on another day?

YOU need a full time bishop to get you out of trouble never mind a vicar .!!"

My local bishop is rather tasty. Perhaps I should seek an audience.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"God bless you all my brethren ,, for i am the forum vicar and we have confessional ever 3rd Sunday.

What if we have an emergency and need to confess on another day?

can we ask for a private viewing??

Oh there's is always room for you in the confessional !! "

ooooooooooo answer your mail!!!!!!

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By *leasureDomeMan over a year ago

all over the place

"God bless you all my brethren ,, for i am the forum vicar and we have confessional ever 3rd Sunday.

What if we have an emergency and need to confess on another day?

YOU need a full time bishop to get you out of trouble never mind a vicar .!!

My local bishop is rather tasty. Perhaps I should seek an audience."

It ll be off to the nunnery for you if you do !!

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By *emon tart Double creamCouple over a year ago

Leeds

"Forgive me forum for I have sinned..a piece of my grandson's birthday cake, and a piece of fresh cream swiss roll and a piece of lemon tart. If you want me to come to a confessional you will have to roll me there !

You had some of me and I didn't even know...

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"God bless you all my brethren ,, for i am the forum vicar and we have confessional ever 3rd Sunday.

What if we have an emergency and need to confess on another day?

YOU need a full time bishop to get you out of trouble never mind a vicar .!!

My local bishop is rather tasty. Perhaps I should seek an audience.

It ll be off to the nunnery for you if you do !!

I'm still considering that option.

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By *leasureDomeMan over a year ago

all over the place

"God bless you all my brethren ,, for i am the forum vicar and we have confessional ever 3rd Sunday.

What if we have an emergency and need to confess on another day?

YOU need a full time bishop to get you out of trouble never mind a vicar .!!

My local bishop is rather tasty. Perhaps I should seek an audience.

It ll be off to the nunnery for you if you do !!

I'm still considering that option."

All those bare walls would appeal to you I am sure ....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You had some of me and I didn't even know...

And very delicious you were too

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By *phroditeWoman over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

OMG that should teach me calling the vicar...

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By *leasureDomeMan over a year ago

all over the place

"OMG that should teach me calling the vicar...

You have woken up the pious one, i am off to find my collar and my hat now for the exorcist look....

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"OMG that should teach me calling the vicar...

You have woken up the pious one, i am off to find my collar and my hat now for the exorcist look....

Can you save the exorcism until after Being Human?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

oooh my head spinning!!!!

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By *phroditeWoman over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"OMG that should teach me calling the vicar...

You have woken up the pious one, i am off to find my collar and my hat now for the exorcist look....

Pious! Pious???? Did you mean "perilous" by any chance?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"better get buckets of holy water at the ready, theres more to come me thinks

and if you add some foot wash to that I'll be there in a jiffy

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"better get buckets of holy water at the ready, theres more to come me thinks

and if you add some foot wash to that I'll be there in a jiffy

Haven't you washed them yet?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"better get buckets of holy water at the ready, theres more to come me thinks

and if you add some foot wash to that I'll be there in a jiffy

Haven't you washed them yet?"
aaaw you cant say that bout her smelly feet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"better get buckets of holy water at the ready, theres more to come me thinks

and if you add some foot wash to that I'll be there in a jiffy

Haven't you washed them yet?"

Yes, but not with Holy water

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By *phroditeWoman over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"better get buckets of holy water at the ready, theres more to come me thinks

and if you add some foot wash to that I'll be there in a jiffy

Haven't you washed them yet?

Yes, but not with Holy water

"
Are you waiting for the divine unction, too?;-)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"better get buckets of holy water at the ready, theres more to come me thinks

and if you add some foot wash to that I'll be there in a jiffy

Haven't you washed them yet?

Yes, but not with Holy water

Are you waiting for the divine unction, too?;-)"

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By *li87Man over a year ago

Preston

I slept on a stretcher for 2 hours and told my boss I was cleaning the ambulance. Forgive me for I have sinned.

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

I have been a good girl today... Actually, I was feckin brilliant

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By *radleyandRavenCouple over a year ago

Herts

Oh God... Pizza, Onion rings, Cheesy garlic bread, Chocolate, Popcorn, Pretzels, Bacon & fried egg bagels with cheese, Crisps, Steak, Potato wedges, Ben & Jerry's and a shit load of whisky...

It's been a naughty weekend.

- VincentandAmy. x

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I stared menacingly at a pigeon

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