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By *sm OP Couple
over a year ago
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ok fess up what was you sin today...
I am not talking about the sexual kind of sin,. I mean like miss cheeky, dumping a packet of choccy buttons in the bin ,
confess your sins and hope that a fellow fourmuite will absolute you off your sin. 
mine ... I have eaten 3 slices of pecan tart with squrty cream.. and for tea I had a bowl of mash and cheese....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Would you like me to call upon the forum vicar?;-)
oooooooooooo who is he?  Are you saying you do not know?????"
I am a newbie .......... nope don't know lol  |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
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"Would you like me to call upon the forum vicar?;-)
oooooooooooo who is he? Are you saying you do not know?????
I am a newbie .......... nope don't know lol "
He has taken many confessions, both on here and off site. He has been known to give divine unction ...  |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
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"Would you like me to call upon the forum vicar?;-)
does he do home visits?  "
Yes, he has been known to address the most severe cases in person. You know the sort of case where a simply absolution wont do? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My sin is.... stinky feet!
I showered today but then wore (all day) the stinkiest slippers ever! I've just put the slippers in the washer gonna go wash me tootsies now or the smell will seriously effect my enjoyment of 'Being Human' .... that's as in the TV show not the condition |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"God bless you all my brethren ,, for i am the forum vicar and we have confessional ever 3rd Sunday. "
quick palm slap to forehead lol - oh ooooooooooooops I am in trouble then lol 
Evenin' Vic lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Forgive me forum for I have sinned..a piece of my grandson's birthday cake, and a piece of fresh cream swiss roll and a piece of lemon tart. If you want me to come to a confessional you will have to roll me there !  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"My sin is.... stinky feet!
I showered today but then wore (all day) the stinkiest slippers ever! I've just put the slippers in the washer gonna go wash me tootsies now or the smell will seriously effect my enjoyment of 'Being Human' .... that's as in the TV show not the condition "
They might have some rotting corpses so you can think of it as smell-o-vision. Quick, it's about to start. |
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"My sin is.... stinky feet!
I showered today but then wore (all day) the stinkiest slippers ever! I've just put the slippers in the washer gonna go wash me tootsies now or the smell will seriously effect my enjoyment of 'Being Human' .... that's as in the TV show not the condition "
a girl after my own heart .. im guilty as sin of that !!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"God bless you all my brethren ,, for i am the forum vicar and we have confessional ever 3rd Sunday.
What if we have an emergency and need to confess on another day?"
can we ask for a private viewing?? |
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"God bless you all my brethren ,, for i am the forum vicar and we have confessional ever 3rd Sunday.
What if we have an emergency and need to confess on another day?"
YOU need a full time bishop to get you out of trouble never mind a vicar .!! |
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"God bless you all my brethren ,, for i am the forum vicar and we have confessional ever 3rd Sunday.
What if we have an emergency and need to confess on another day?
can we ask for a private viewing?? "
Oh there's is always room for you in the confessional !! |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"God bless you all my brethren ,, for i am the forum vicar and we have confessional ever 3rd Sunday.
What if we have an emergency and need to confess on another day?
YOU need a full time bishop to get you out of trouble never mind a vicar .!!"
My local bishop is rather tasty. Perhaps I should seek an audience. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"God bless you all my brethren ,, for i am the forum vicar and we have confessional ever 3rd Sunday.
What if we have an emergency and need to confess on another day?
can we ask for a private viewing??
Oh there's is always room for you in the confessional !! "
ooooooooooo answer your mail!!!!!! |
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"God bless you all my brethren ,, for i am the forum vicar and we have confessional ever 3rd Sunday.
What if we have an emergency and need to confess on another day?
YOU need a full time bishop to get you out of trouble never mind a vicar .!!
My local bishop is rather tasty. Perhaps I should seek an audience."
It ll be off to the nunnery for you if you do !! |
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"Forgive me forum for I have sinned..a piece of my grandson's birthday cake, and a piece of fresh cream swiss roll and a piece of lemon tart. If you want me to come to a confessional you will have to roll me there ! "
You had some of me and I didn't even know... |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"God bless you all my brethren ,, for i am the forum vicar and we have confessional ever 3rd Sunday.
What if we have an emergency and need to confess on another day?
YOU need a full time bishop to get you out of trouble never mind a vicar .!!
My local bishop is rather tasty. Perhaps I should seek an audience.
It ll be off to the nunnery for you if you do !!"
I'm still considering that option. |
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"God bless you all my brethren ,, for i am the forum vicar and we have confessional ever 3rd Sunday.
What if we have an emergency and need to confess on another day?
YOU need a full time bishop to get you out of trouble never mind a vicar .!!
My local bishop is rather tasty. Perhaps I should seek an audience.
It ll be off to the nunnery for you if you do !!
I'm still considering that option."
All those bare walls would appeal to you I am sure .... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Forgive me forum for I have sinned..a piece of my grandson's birthday cake, and a piece of fresh cream swiss roll and a piece of lemon tart. If you want me to come to a confessional you will have to roll me there !
You had some of me and I didn't even know... "
And very delicious you were too |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"OMG that should teach me calling the vicar...
You have woken up the pious one, i am off to find my collar and my hat now for the exorcist look....
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Can you save the exorcism until after Being Human? |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
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"OMG that should teach me calling the vicar...
You have woken up the pious one, i am off to find my collar and my hat now for the exorcist look....
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Pious! Pious???? Did you mean "perilous" by any chance? |
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Oh God... Pizza, Onion rings, Cheesy garlic bread, Chocolate, Popcorn, Pretzels, Bacon & fried egg bagels with cheese, Crisps, Steak, Potato wedges, Ben & Jerry's and a shit load of whisky...
It's been a naughty weekend. 
- VincentandAmy. x |
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