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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago
Covent Garden |
Wømën, Nøn-Binariës and Whateveriës...
I am missing a column in my spreadsheet which classifies the type of person you are. It is too arduous for me to message each and every one of you, therefore can you please kindly select one from the list below and I shall update my records accordingly. (There is a purpose for this endeavour...bear with me)
• Chic
• Brazen
• Girl Next Door
• Plain 'Jane'
• Nymphomaniac
• Classy
• Reserved |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Reserved. Definitely reserved.
F
Where's the "sexy, sarcastic pain in the ass" option?  
LvM"
You loved being pegged so stop with the pain in the ass jokes!
F |
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"Reserved. Definitely reserved.
F
Where's the "sexy, sarcastic pain in the ass" option?
LvM
You loved being pegged so stop with the pain in the ass jokes!
F"
I never said it was bad pain  Bit rude you didn't give me a reacharound though...
LvM |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm the girl next door but make sure you note I have a hairy asshole that I only shave for special occasions such as afternoon tea in a sophisticated and classy establishment like Pontins in Southport. |
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"Wømën, Nøn-Binariës and Whateveriës...
I am missing a column in my spreadsheet which classifies the type of person you are. It is too arduous for me to message each and every one of you, therefore can you please kindly select one from the list below and I shall update my records accordingly. (There is a purpose for this endeavour...bear with me)
• Chic
• Brazen
• Girl Next Door
• Plain 'Jane'
• Nymphomaniac
• Classy
• Reserved"
Send me the formula to crack them please Nero |
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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago
Covent Garden |
"Trying for classy but probably hitting Plain 'Jane' on a good day."
"Will we get to know the nefarious reason for this at some point?"
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You're classy.
My reasons are always nefarious. My paramours can confirm. |
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"I'm assuming that we are going to get a male version of this?
Mind you it's going to be a short list with just one box to tick.
Horny "
FC has obliged.
I’ll go with reserved. Might protect me from the lazy. |
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I'd say that I'm basically just a simple chic, brazen, girl next door type, a plain jane who is a classy nymphomaniac with some reservations.
[Please queue here to make reservations with the classy nymphomaniac...]
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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago
Covent Garden |
"I'd say that I'm basically just a simple chic, brazen, girl next door type, a plain jane who is a classy nymphomaniac with some reservations.
[Please queue here to make reservations with the classy nymphomaniac...]"
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 I think this requires a separate tab on my spreadsheet. |
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"I'm the girl next door but make sure you note I have a hairy asshole that I only shave for special occasions such as afternoon tea in a sophisticated and classy establishment like Pontins in Southport. "
Pontins in Southport |
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"Wømën, Nøn-Binariës and Whateveriës...
I am missing a column in my spreadsheet which classifies the type of person you are. It is too arduous for me to message each and every one of you, therefore can you please kindly select one from the list below and I shall update my records accordingly. (There is a purpose for this endeavour...bear with me)
• Chic
• Brazen
• Girl Next Door
• Plain 'Jane'
• Nymphomaniac
• Classy
• Reserved"
Plain Jane |
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"Narcissistic bitch
Gaslighter
Arrogant Zero empathy cow. 
u ok hun?
I love ladies but on occasions one comes accross some shockers.
Seems a bit out of keeping with the spirit of this thread, eh?"
Takes all sorts. I was not aware it was nice attributes only.  |
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"Classy/brazen hybrid
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No no. We only get one box to be put in. Pick your box and be on your way now.
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Thank you, JåmiePånts. You are, and always have been, the thinking person's crumpet."
I'll go for the next box along and be the thinking person's strumpet, Neró.
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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago
Covent Garden |
"Classy/brazen hybrid
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No no. We only get one box to be put in. Pick your box and be on your way now.
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Thank you, JåmiePånts. You are, and always have been, the thinking person's crumpet.
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I'll go for the next box along and be the thinking person's strumpet, Neró.
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"Plane Jane, girl next door? (What actually is the girl next door type because I live next door to my neighbour soo) and I would say private/reserved. "
I had water fights with our boy next door, so maybe annoying? |
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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago
the land of tall tales and yarn |
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I can only manage so many columns in my sheet!
There's always room for one more
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There should be one for twirling. You're quite adept at that! "
**jumps up and down excitedly** Yes please |
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