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Ladies & Gentlemen, Guys & Ghouls, Spirits & Salacious Sirens…
Welcome to The Nocturnal at Misty Manor. My Manor House resplendent with gothic charm and housing various ghosts, ghouls and various beasties that go bump in the night. All are welcome here in my mildly perilous, safe space.
Tonight we will be serving crumpets. Hot buttered crumpets. With a variety of toppings… jams, honey, marmite, cheese…. For the more discerning we have pikelets on offer. Otherwise as ever I’m happy to be the Thinking (wo)man’s Crumpet.
I’ll be hostess with the mostess armed with a cheeky smile, offering kisses or spankings and dressed to impress in black lace & silk.
As always refreshments, hugs, squeezes & kisses are available on request.
Make yourselves comfortable, relax and tell me about your day.
Misty x |
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By *tacy.TWoman
over a year ago
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"Ladies & Gentlemen, Guys & Ghouls, Spirits & Salacious Sirens…
Welcome to The Nocturnal at Misty Manor. My Manor House resplendent with gothic charm and housing various ghosts, ghouls and various beasties that go bump in the night. All are welcome here in my mildly perilous, safe space.
Tonight we will be serving crumpets. Hot buttered crumpets. With a variety of toppings… jams, honey, marmite, cheese…. For the more discerning we have pikelets on offer. Otherwise as ever I’m happy to be the Thinking (wo)man’s Crumpet.
I’ll be hostess with the mostess armed with a cheeky smile, offering kisses or spankings and dressed to impress in black lace & silk.
As always refreshments, hugs, squeezes & kisses are available on request.
Make yourselves comfortable, relax and tell me about your day.
Misty x"
Hello my lovely!
I'll take crumpets with marmite and cheese plz!
I haven't really done much today tbh, what about you? Xx  |
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"Evening Misty! Evening visitors to the Manor.
I will take a toasted crumpet with butter please 
Jx"
Hang on nobody told me
I knew there might be crumpet here
But didn't know they like spreading with butter. |
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Hello my lovely!
I'll take crumpets with marmite and cheese plz!
I haven't really done much today tbh, what about you? Xx "
Good evening beautiful.
Oooh a full on choice there. Good girl.
I have been really busy. But that’s how I like it xx |
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"Evening Misty! Evening visitors to the Manor.
I will take a toasted crumpet with butter please
Jx
Evening J
I’ve thrown off the blanket & am ready to take on the world again"
I am so glad to hear that. I'm still under there but it's Friday tomorrow and it would take something spectacular for it to be as bad as today was! 
J |
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"Evening Misty! Evening visitors to the Manor.
I will take a toasted crumpet with butter please
Jx
Hang on nobody told me
I knew there might be crumpet here
But didn't know they like spreading with butter."
Oh ffs
Too many spreading jokes here 
What would you like on your crumpet |
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"Howdy y'all, another 90 degree,sunny day on the plains of Texas, need something to go with my guacamole "
Might I suggest a hot toasted crumpet to be the receptacle of your smooshed avocado goodness  |
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"Evening Misty! Evening visitors to the Manor.
I will take a toasted crumpet with butter please
Jx
Evening J
I’ve thrown off the blanket & am ready to take on the world again
I am so glad to hear that. I'm still under there but it's Friday tomorrow and it would take something spectacular for it to be as bad as today was!
J"
Well that was an effing Stooopid thing to say |
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"And the butter gently drips from the warmth of the crumpet 
Any tiffin for afters Misty ?xxxx  "
Oooh. Now there’s an idea.
I was going to offer raisin club biscuits for afters… but apparently they’re shit |
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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago
where the road goes on forever |
"Howdy y'all, another 90 degree,sunny day on the plains of Texas, need something to go with my guacamole
Might I suggest a hot toasted crumpet to be the receptacle of your smooshed avocado goodness "
since I've never had a crumpet, sure why not if you' ll show me how |
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By *tacy.TWoman
over a year ago
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Hello my lovely!
I'll take crumpets with marmite and cheese plz!
I haven't really done much today tbh, what about you? Xx
Good evening beautiful.
Oooh a full on choice there. Good girl.
I have been really busy. But that’s how I like it xx"
Oh it's gotta be with cheese n marmite lol
Well I hope your relaxing now xx |
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"Howdy y'all, another 90 degree,sunny day on the plains of Texas, need something to go with my guacamole
Might I suggest a hot toasted crumpet to be the receptacle of your smooshed avocado goodness since I've never had a crumpet, sure why not if you' ll show me how"
Oh a crumpet virgin. Allow me to gently break you in  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Crumpet evening at the Manor, who could ask for more.
Evening you noccers, evening Misty.
Every Misty evening is crumpet evening at Misty manor
Good evenings Es x"
Pikelets too, apparently they cook through better than crumpets I'm told. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wow are you an apparition? Stunning
Let us join you
Good evening and welcome. Make yourselves comfortable. If you need anything please let me know xx"
Ohhh I think we have made that clear already
So anything we can help you with? |
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"Evening Misty! Evening visitors to the Manor.
I will take a toasted crumpet with butter please
Jx
Evening J
I’ve thrown off the blanket & am ready to take on the world again
I am so glad to hear that. I'm still under there but it's Friday tomorrow and it would take something spectacular for it to be as bad as today was!
J
Well that was an effing Stooopid thing to say "
No, honestly. I mean, it would be easy for it to be worse in an heartbreaking way. But in terms of "I can't believe that shit actually happened" there is no way today can be topped and if it can then I need to know how!
J |
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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago
where the road goes on forever |
"Howdy y'all, another 90 degree,sunny day on the plains of Texas, need something to go with my guacamole
Might I suggest a hot toasted crumpet to be the receptacle of your smooshed avocado goodness since I've never had a crumpet, sure why not if you' ll show me how
Oh a crumpet virgin. Allow me to gently break you in "
that's a first for me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good evening Misty and all fellow Nocs xxxx
Evening oh Mac of the clan Flirty
Good evening cuddles to you Miss Misty Crumpet
Oh I do love cuddles "
And so do I xx especially after a day that has not gone well  |
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Hello my lovely!
I'll take crumpets with marmite and cheese plz!
I haven't really done much today tbh, what about you? Xx
Good evening beautiful.
Oooh a full on choice there. Good girl.
I have been really busy. But that’s how I like it xx
Oh it's gotta be with cheese n marmite lol
Well I hope your relaxing now xx"
Relaxing? Heck no. I’m dutifully looking after the every whim of my guests |
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"Crumpet evening at the Manor, who could ask for more.
Evening you noccers, evening Misty.
Every Misty evening is crumpet evening at Misty manor
Good evenings Es x
Pikelets too, apparently they cook through better than crumpets I'm told."
They really do… it’s a girth thing |
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"Wow are you an apparition? Stunning
Let us join you
Good evening and welcome. Make yourselves comfortable. If you need anything please let me know xx
Ohhh I think we have made that clear already
So anything we can help you with? "
As long as you are happy then so am I
I have my ghosts & ghouls on hand to help me if I need. My guests are here to enjoy x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Crumpet evening at the Manor, who could ask for more.
Evening you noccers, evening Misty.
Every Misty evening is crumpet evening at Misty manor
Good evenings Es x
Pikelets too, apparently they cook through better than crumpets I'm told.
They really do… it’s a girth thing "
Well...I...errr  |
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"Evening Misty! Evening visitors to the Manor.
I will take a toasted crumpet with butter please
Jx
Evening J
I’ve thrown off the blanket & am ready to take on the world again
I am so glad to hear that. I'm still under there but it's Friday tomorrow and it would take something spectacular for it to be as bad as today was!
J
Well that was an effing Stooopid thing to say
No, honestly. I mean, it would be easy for it to be worse in an heartbreaking way. But in terms of "I can't believe that shit actually happened" there is no way today can be topped and if it can then I need to know how!
J"
Is this a cant be fixed by Misty boobs problem  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So, refreshments, hugs, squeezes & kisses are available on request....
Can I request all of the above?
You most certainly can. I’m always here to oblige my guests xxx "
Awesome, so, I'd like a hot chocolate with cream and sprinkles.... my bum squeezed.... and a kiss on the cheek! X |
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"Howdy y'all, another 90 degree,sunny day on the plains of Texas, need something to go with my guacamole
Might I suggest a hot toasted crumpet to be the receptacle of your smooshed avocado goodness since I've never had a crumpet, sure why not if you' ll show me how
Oh a crumpet virgin. Allow me to gently break you in that's a first for me"
Luckily it’s not a first for me. Sit back, relax and enjoy the… baked goods |
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"Good evening Misty and all fellow Nocs xxxx
Evening oh Mac of the clan Flirty
Good evening cuddles to you Miss Misty Crumpet
Oh I do love cuddles
And so do I xx especially after a day that has not gone well "
Oh no. Do you need a hug? I have plenty to spare x |
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"Crumpet evening at the Manor, who could ask for more.
Evening you noccers, evening Misty.
Every Misty evening is crumpet evening at Misty manor
Good evenings Es x
Pikelets too, apparently they cook through better than crumpets I'm told.
They really do… it’s a girth thing
Well...I...errr "
Bloody hell. Lost for words?
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"So, refreshments, hugs, squeezes & kisses are available on request....
Can I request all of the above?
You most certainly can. I’m always here to oblige my guests xxx
Awesome, so, I'd like a hot chocolate with cream and sprinkles.... my bum squeezed.... and a kiss on the cheek! X"
Coming right up. Xxx
Chocolate sprinkles or those coloured things? |
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"Evening Misty. I'll take all the crumpet I can get please. I'll butter them up myself.
Bloody hell
Welcome back!!!! Crumpets firing in your direction. I’ll leave you with your butter x"
Thank you. I'll help you with yours too.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So, refreshments, hugs, squeezes & kisses are available on request....
Can I request all of the above?
You most certainly can. I’m always here to oblige my guests xxx
Awesome, so, I'd like a hot chocolate with cream and sprinkles.... my bum squeezed.... and a kiss on the cheek! X
Coming right up. Xxx
Chocolate sprinkles or those coloured things?"
Definitely the coloured sprinkles, I like a bit of variety |
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"Evening Misty. I'll take all the crumpet I can get please. I'll butter them up myself.
Bloody hell
Welcome back!!!! Crumpets firing in your direction. I’ll leave you with your butter x
Thank you. I'll help you with yours too. "
My crumpets are buttered thank you.
My parsnips are not though…. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Crumpet evening at the Manor, who could ask for more.
Evening you noccers, evening Misty.
Every Misty evening is crumpet evening at Misty manor
Good evenings Es x
Pikelets too, apparently they cook through better than crumpets I'm told.
They really do… it’s a girth thing
Well...I...errr
Bloody hell. Lost for words?
"
Some subjects are hard to get your lips around |
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"So, refreshments, hugs, squeezes & kisses are available on request....
Can I request all of the above?
You most certainly can. I’m always here to oblige my guests xxx
Awesome, so, I'd like a hot chocolate with cream and sprinkles.... my bum squeezed.... and a kiss on the cheek! X
Coming right up. Xxx
Chocolate sprinkles or those coloured things?
Definitely the coloured sprinkles, I like a bit of variety "
Gotta love a rainbow  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Evening Misty! Evening visitors to the Manor.
I will take a toasted crumpet with butter please
Jx
Evening J
I’ve thrown off the blanket & am ready to take on the world again
I am so glad to hear that. I'm still under there but it's Friday tomorrow and it would take something spectacular for it to be as bad as today was!
J
Well that was an effing Stooopid thing to say
No, honestly. I mean, it would be easy for it to be worse in an heartbreaking way. But in terms of "I can't believe that shit actually happened" there is no way today can be topped and if it can then I need to know how!
J"
Sending hugs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good evening Misty and all fellow Nocs xxxx
Evening oh Mac of the clan Flirty
Good evening cuddles to you Miss Misty Crumpet
Oh I do love cuddles
And so do I xx especially after a day that has not gone well
Oh no. Do you need a hug? I have plenty to spare x"
I do indeed Misty xxx and wait with anticipation |
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"Crumpet evening at the Manor, who could ask for more.
Evening you noccers, evening Misty.
Every Misty evening is crumpet evening at Misty manor
Good evenings Es x
Pikelets too, apparently they cook through better than crumpets I'm told.
They really do… it’s a girth thing
Well...I...errr
Bloody hell. Lost for words?
Some subjects are hard to get your lips around "
Really? Hmmmm?
I’ve never found that |
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"Good evening Misty and all fellow Nocs xxxx
Evening oh Mac of the clan Flirty
Good evening cuddles to you Miss Misty Crumpet
Oh I do love cuddles
And so do I xx especially after a day that has not gone well
Oh no. Do you need a hug? I have plenty to spare x
I do indeed Misty xxx and wait with anticipation "
C’mon over. Big hugs. and snuggles … |
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"Evening Misty! Evening visitors to the Manor.
I will take a toasted crumpet with butter please
Jx
Evening J
I’ve thrown off the blanket & am ready to take on the world again
I am so glad to hear that. I'm still under there but it's Friday tomorrow and it would take something spectacular for it to be as bad as today was!
J
Well that was an effing Stooopid thing to say
No, honestly. I mean, it would be easy for it to be worse in an heartbreaking way. But in terms of "I can't believe that shit actually happened" there is no way today can be topped and if it can then I need to know how!
J
Is this a cant be fixed by Misty boobs problem "
It's over now. So boobs would definitely help. But it was a hell of a ride and I'm still processing. 
J |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Crumpet evening at the Manor, who could ask for more.
Evening you noccers, evening Misty.
Every Misty evening is crumpet evening at Misty manor
Good evenings Es x
Pikelets too, apparently they cook through better than crumpets I'm told.
They really do… it’s a girth thing
Well...I...errr
Bloody hell. Lost for words?
Some subjects are hard to get your lips around
Really? Hmmmm?
I’ve never found that "
Do you give lessons |
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"Evening Misty! Evening visitors to the Manor.
I will take a toasted crumpet with butter please
Jx
Evening J
I’ve thrown off the blanket & am ready to take on the world again
I am so glad to hear that. I'm still under there but it's Friday tomorrow and it would take something spectacular for it to be as bad as today was!
J
Well that was an effing Stooopid thing to say
No, honestly. I mean, it would be easy for it to be worse in an heartbreaking way. But in terms of "I can't believe that shit actually happened" there is no way today can be topped and if it can then I need to know how!
J
Sending hugs "
Gratefully received  |
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"Evening Misty! Evening visitors to the Manor.
I will take a toasted crumpet with butter please
Jx
Evening J
I’ve thrown off the blanket & am ready to take on the world again
I am so glad to hear that. I'm still under there but it's Friday tomorrow and it would take something spectacular for it to be as bad as today was!
J
Well that was an effing Stooopid thing to say
No, honestly. I mean, it would be easy for it to be worse in an heartbreaking way. But in terms of "I can't believe that shit actually happened" there is no way today can be topped and if it can then I need to know how!
J
Is this a cant be fixed by Misty boobs problem
It's over now. So boobs would definitely help. But it was a hell of a ride and I'm still processing.
J"
Ride
Boobs
Process
That’s all I heard |
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"Crumpet evening at the Manor, who could ask for more.
Evening you noccers, evening Misty.
Every Misty evening is crumpet evening at Misty manor
Good evenings Es x
Pikelets too, apparently they cook through better than crumpets I'm told.
They really do… it’s a girth thing
Well...I...errr
Bloody hell. Lost for words?
Some subjects are hard to get your lips around
Really? Hmmmm?
I’ve never found that
Do you give lessons "
Guidelines, pointers & hands on experience…. |
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"Evening Misty. I'll take all the crumpet I can get please. I'll butter them up myself.
Bloody hell
Welcome back!!!! Crumpets firing in your direction. I’ll leave you with your butter x
Thank you. I'll help you with yours too.
My crumpets are buttered thank you.
My parsnips are not though…."
Nips it is then. |
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"Crumpet evening at the Manor, who could ask for more.
Evening you noccers, evening Misty.
Every Misty evening is crumpet evening at Misty manor
Good evenings Es x
Pikelets too, apparently they cook through better than crumpets I'm told.
They really do… it’s a girth thing
Well...I...errr
Bloody hell. Lost for words?
Some subjects are hard to get your lips around
Really? Hmmmm?
I’ve never found that
Do you give lessons
Guidelines, pointers & hands on experience…."
And a practical final I suppose |
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"Evening Misty. I'll take all the crumpet I can get please. I'll butter them up myself.
Bloody hell
Welcome back!!!! Crumpets firing in your direction. I’ll leave you with your butter x
Thank you. I'll help you with yours too.
My crumpets are buttered thank you.
My parsnips are not though….
Nips it is then. "
Always a popular choice |
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"Crumpet evening at the Manor, who could ask for more.
Evening you noccers, evening Misty.
Every Misty evening is crumpet evening at Misty manor
Good evenings Es x
Pikelets too, apparently they cook through better than crumpets I'm told.
They really do… it’s a girth thing
Well...I...errr
Bloody hell. Lost for words?
Some subjects are hard to get your lips around
Really? Hmmmm?
I’ve never found that
Do you give lessons
Guidelines, pointers & hands on experience….
And a practical final I suppose "
It’s like you read my mind |
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over a year ago
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"Can I have crumpets with butter and golden syrup please.
That’s a new one on me. I’ll see if I have any syrup..,,"
Oh, excellent. I've got some syrup, just had it on my ice cream. |
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"Crumpet evening at the Manor, who could ask for more.
Evening you noccers, evening Misty.
Every Misty evening is crumpet evening at Misty manor
Good evenings Es x
Pikelets too, apparently they cook through better than crumpets I'm told.
They really do… it’s a girth thing
Well...I...errr
Bloody hell. Lost for words?
Some subjects are hard to get your lips around
Really? Hmmmm?
I’ve never found that
Do you give lessons
Guidelines, pointers & hands on experience….
And a practical final I suppose
It’s like you read my mind"
I'd be permanently if I could read it. |
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"Can I have crumpets with butter and golden syrup please.
That’s a new one on me. I’ll see if I have any syrup..,,
Oh, excellent. I've got some syrup, just had it on my ice cream."
Erm… ice cream? On crumpet night? |
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"Crumpet evening at the Manor, who could ask for more.
Evening you noccers, evening Misty.
Every Misty evening is crumpet evening at Misty manor
Good evenings Es x
Pikelets too, apparently they cook through better than crumpets I'm told.
They really do… it’s a girth thing
Well...I...errr
Bloody hell. Lost for words?
Some subjects are hard to get your lips around
Really? Hmmmm?
I’ve never found that
Do you give lessons
Guidelines, pointers & hands on experience….
And a practical final I suppose
It’s like you read my mind
I'd be permanently if I could read it."
Yes quite probably. |
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over a year ago
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"Crumpet evening at the Manor, who could ask for more.
Evening you noccers, evening Misty.
Every Misty evening is crumpet evening at Misty manor
Good evenings Es x
Pikelets too, apparently they cook through better than crumpets I'm told.
They really do… it’s a girth thing
Well...I...errr
Bloody hell. Lost for words?
Some subjects are hard to get your lips around
Really? Hmmmm?
I’ve never found that
Do you give lessons
Guidelines, pointers & hands on experience….
And a practical final I suppose
It’s like you read my mind
I'd be permanently if I could read it.
Yes quite probably. "
Or I'd just expire, what a way to go though |
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"Can I have crumpets with butter and golden syrup please.
That’s a new one on me. I’ll see if I have any syrup..,,
Oh, excellent. I've got some syrup, just had it on my ice cream.
Erm… ice cream? On crumpet night?"
Didn't know it was crumpet night, so had ice cream.. space for a little one though. |
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"Crumpet evening at the Manor, who could ask for more.
Evening you noccers, evening Misty.
Every Misty evening is crumpet evening at Misty manor
Good evenings Es x
Pikelets too, apparently they cook through better than crumpets I'm told.
They really do… it’s a girth thing
Well...I...errr
Bloody hell. Lost for words?
Some subjects are hard to get your lips around
Really? Hmmmm?
I’ve never found that
Do you give lessons
Guidelines, pointers & hands on experience….
And a practical final I suppose
It’s like you read my mind
I'd be permanently if I could read it.
Yes quite probably.
Or I'd just expire, what a way to go though "
Did you know. If you die in the Manor you get to hang around here forever? |
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"Can I have crumpets with butter and golden syrup please.
That’s a new one on me. I’ll see if I have any syrup..,,
Oh, excellent. I've got some syrup, just had it on my ice cream.
Erm… ice cream? On crumpet night?
Didn't know it was crumpet night, so had ice cream.. space for a little one though."
and by coincidence- I am a little one…
Oh crumpet. Hold on… |
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"Crumpet evening at the Manor, who could ask for more.
Evening you noccers, evening Misty.
Every Misty evening is crumpet evening at Misty manor
Good evenings Es x
Pikelets too, apparently they cook through better than crumpets I'm told.
They really do… it’s a girth thing
Well...I...errr
Bloody hell. Lost for words?
Some subjects are hard to get your lips around
Really? Hmmmm?
I’ve never found that
Do you give lessons
Guidelines, pointers & hands on experience….
And a practical final I suppose
It’s like you read my mind
I'd be permanently if I could read it.
Yes quite probably.
Or I'd just expire, what a way to go though
Did you know. If you die in the Manor you get to hang around here forever?"
That's what am hoping, hence getting used to the cellar |
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"Crumpet evening at the Manor, who could ask for more.
Evening you noccers, evening Misty.
Every Misty evening is crumpet evening at Misty manor
Good evenings Es x
Pikelets too, apparently they cook through better than crumpets I'm told.
They really do… it’s a girth thing
Well...I...errr
Bloody hell. Lost for words?
Some subjects are hard to get your lips around
Really? Hmmmm?
I’ve never found that
Do you give lessons
Guidelines, pointers & hands on experience….
And a practical final I suppose
It’s like you read my mind
I'd be permanently if I could read it.
Yes quite probably.
Or I'd just expire, what a way to go though
Did you know. If you die in the Manor you get to hang around here forever?
That's what am hoping, hence getting used to the cellar "
But you get to hang around forever anyway xxx |
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"Can I have crumpets with butter and golden syrup please.
That’s a new one on me. I’ll see if I have any syrup..,,
Oh, excellent. I've got some syrup, just had it on my ice cream.
Erm… ice cream? On crumpet night?
Didn't know it was crumpet night, so had ice cream.. space for a little one though.
and by coincidence- I am a little one…
Oh crumpet. Hold on…"
Oh yes, just had to check, only 5ft, but perfectly formed.
Two crumpets please. |
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"Can I have crumpets with butter and golden syrup please.
That’s a new one on me. I’ll see if I have any syrup..,,
Oh, excellent. I've got some syrup, just had it on my ice cream.
Erm… ice cream? On crumpet night?
Didn't know it was crumpet night, so had ice cream.. space for a little one though.
and by coincidence- I am a little one…
Oh crumpet. Hold on…
Oh yes, just had to check, only 5ft, but perfectly formed.
Two crumpets please."
Coming up. With syrup…, |
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"Crumpet evening at the Manor, who could ask for more.
Evening you noccers, evening Misty.
Every Misty evening is crumpet evening at Misty manor
Good evenings Es x
Pikelets too, apparently they cook through better than crumpets I'm told.
They really do… it’s a girth thing
Well...I...errr
Bloody hell. Lost for words?
Some subjects are hard to get your lips around
Really? Hmmmm?
I’ve never found that
Do you give lessons
Guidelines, pointers & hands on experience….
And a practical final I suppose
It’s like you read my mind
I'd be permanently if I could read it.
Yes quite probably.
Or I'd just expire, what a way to go though
Did you know. If you die in the Manor you get to hang around here forever?"
I could cope with that. |
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"Can I have crumpets with butter and golden syrup please.
That’s a new one on me. I’ll see if I have any syrup..,,
Oh, excellent. I've got some syrup, just had it on my ice cream.
Erm… ice cream? On crumpet night?
Didn't know it was crumpet night, so had ice cream.. space for a little one though.
and by coincidence- I am a little one…
Oh crumpet. Hold on…
Oh yes, just had to check, only 5ft, but perfectly formed.
Two crumpets please.
Coming up. With syrup…, "
Marve-lee-ous.
Be sitting here quietly for the next few minutes watching the hunk that is Jason Stathom as Parker (not to forget the sexy J-Lo) |
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"Crumpet evening at the Manor, who could ask for more.
Evening you noccers, evening Misty.
Every Misty evening is crumpet evening at Misty manor
Good evenings Es x
Pikelets too, apparently they cook through better than crumpets I'm told.
They really do… it’s a girth thing
Well...I...errr
Bloody hell. Lost for words?
Some subjects are hard to get your lips around
Really? Hmmmm?
I’ve never found that
Do you give lessons
Guidelines, pointers & hands on experience….
And a practical final I suppose
It’s like you read my mind
I'd be permanently if I could read it.
Yes quite probably.
Or I'd just expire, what a way to go though
Did you know. If you die in the Manor you get to hang around here forever?
I could cope with that."
Let’s not make that our primary goal |
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"Can I have crumpets with butter and golden syrup please.
That’s a new one on me. I’ll see if I have any syrup..,,
Oh, excellent. I've got some syrup, just had it on my ice cream.
Erm… ice cream? On crumpet night?
Didn't know it was crumpet night, so had ice cream.. space for a little one though.
and by coincidence- I am a little one…
Oh crumpet. Hold on…
Oh yes, just had to check, only 5ft, but perfectly formed.
Two crumpets please.
Coming up. With syrup…,
Marve-lee-ous.
Be sitting here quietly for the next few minutes watching the hunk that is Jason Stathom as Parker (not to forget the sexy J-Lo)"
Statham is a terrible actor |
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"Evening Mrs M and all. Almost there.
Well actually yes I am
How did you know? Pmsl
You give off that kind of demeanour
I would love to argue :-
Alas my reputation precedes me"
As a hostess with the mostess |
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Be sitting here quietly for the next few minutes watching the hunk that is Jason Stathom as Parker (not to forget the sexy J-Lo)
Statham is a terrible actor "
All action, but fit, though J-Lo is more my type. |
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"Evening Mrs M and all. Almost there.
Well actually yes I am
How did you know? Pmsl
You give off that kind of demeanour
I would love to argue :-
Alas my reputation precedes me"
It’s not in any way a bad thing |
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Good evening darling
How do you like your crumpet?
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...wantonly bent over a leather Chesterfield armchair. That's how. "
I wish I'd gone for that option, didn't read the menu properly. |
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"Evening Mrs M and all. Almost there.
Well actually yes I am
How did you know? Pmsl
You give off that kind of demeanour
I would love to argue :-
Alas my reputation precedes me
It’s not in any way a bad thing "
Like anything else Misty. It’s neither good nor bad. It’s just a thing. |
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Be sitting here quietly for the next few minutes watching the hunk that is Jason Stathom as Parker (not to forget the sexy J-Lo)
Statham is a terrible actor
All action, but fit, though J-Lo is more my type."
J-Lo is fit. |
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"«« Gøød ëvëning Miss T Peaks »»
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Good evening darling
How do you like your crumpet?
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...wantonly bent over a leather Chesterfield armchair. That's how.
I wish I'd gone for that option, didn't read the menu properly."
Nero never goes by the menu…. |
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Good evening. Today I spent a long time in the bank with my Dad. I found the phone that had been "stølen" (see also: wallet contents). I also lost the will to live several times.
Yours,
Mrs I-quit KC |
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Be sitting here quietly for the next few minutes watching the hunk that is Jason Stathom as Parker (not to forget the sexy J-Lo)
Statham is a terrible actor
All action, but fit, though J-Lo is more my type.
J-Lo is fit. "
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"Good evening. Today I spent a long time in the bank with my Dad. I found the phone that had been "stølen" (see also: wallet contents). I also lost the will to live several times.
Yours,
Mrs I-quit KC "
Oh Mrs KC
I send you all the strength and love I the world.
And gin & chocolate x |
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"Good evening. Today I spent a long time in the bank with my Dad. I found the phone that had been "stølen" (see also: wallet contents). I also lost the will to live several times.
Yours,
Mrs I-quit KC
Oh Mrs KC
I send you all the strength and love I the world.
And gin & chocolate x"
Thanks. Do you happen to have a 24/7 nurse on hand too?! I'm putting that on my Christmas list! |
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"Good evening. Today I spent a long time in the bank with my Dad. I found the phone that had been "stølen" (see also: wallet contents). I also lost the will to live several times.
Yours,
Mrs I-quit KC
Oh Mrs KC
I send you all the strength and love I the world.
And gin & chocolate x
Thanks. Do you happen to have a 24/7 nurse on hand too?! I'm putting that on my Christmas list! "
I wish I did. . I’ll put in a word with Santa x |
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"Evening Madam Peaks, evening everyone, how we all doing?
Good evening Mr Jäger. All is well in The Manor.
Crumpet?
Ooo yes please, little butter and a little jam on it please, thank you. "
A “little”?!?! What is this little you speak of?
Xx |
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