I’ve tried. It’s not that comfortable though trying to hold your pelvis out the water for that long because water does a better job at drying my vagina than some of my messages

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"All the time. All the fucking time. Can't have a bath without one.

Just rubbing it clean.

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By *orny-DJMan over a year ago

Leigh-on-Sea

I'd be lying if I said I hadn't

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Seems like there’s some fabbers that aren’t turned on enough in the water. And some men that are too turned on in the water

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Yes. Often

We should get in together, we'd fit quite nicely! "

We would gorgeous. Loads of room

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Seems like there’s some fabbers that aren’t turned on enough in the water. And some men that are too turned on in the water "

Just men turned on then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yes. Often

We should get in together, we'd fit quite nicely!

We would gorgeous. Loads of room

Room for me LittleBird. If not you can always sit on me?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Seems like there’s some fabbers that aren’t turned on enough in the water. And some men that are too turned on in the water "

Meh, I'll wank anywhere.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Seems like there’s some fabbers that aren’t turned on enough in the water. And some men that are too turned on in the water

Just men turned on then?

Women can’t get turned on in water? It dries them out! Duh?

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Seems like there’s some fabbers that aren’t turned on enough in the water. And some men that are too turned on in the water

Just men turned on then?

Women can’t get turned on in water? It dries them out! Duh?"

#notallwomen

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Seems like there’s some fabbers that aren’t turned on enough in the water. And some men that are too turned on in the water

Just men turned on then?

Women can’t get turned on in water? It dries them out! Duh?

#notallwomen

Ok. New goal unlocked. Bath sex.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We actually had a shag in the bath during the last heatwave. Half filled with cold water and a cold shower running at the same time.

Sounds awful now

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple over a year ago

Lincoln

No. I imagine it seems like a good idea until you're finished

LvM

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"No. I imagine it seems like a good idea until you're finished

LvM"

Whenever I’ve had post nut clarity I’ve always thought, ah you’re being hard on yourself on reflection. But when I’ve had a wank and the post but ‘you’re disgusting’ clarity kicks in it’s 1000% right

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bath for relaxing with a glass of wine, shower for wanking with a butt plug in my ass lol !

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By *edbath 5Man over a year ago

london

Never liked a bath wank really

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't use too much bubble bath, get carried away with a rapid five knuckle shuffle and you may disappear forever in a foamy cloud.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A friend of mine said "he had a wa*k under the sheet"

"So what." I replied "we all do that!"

"Really?" He said "did your hairdresser notice as well?!".

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

What does it mean if it doesn't float?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What does it mean if it doesn't float?"
it means you’re pregnant usually. Why?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A friend of mine said "he had a wa*k under the sheet"

"So what." I replied "we all do that!"

"Really?" He said "did your hairdresser notice as well?!".

LOOOOOOOOL GOD

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What does it mean if it doesn't float?"

Too much lead in your pencil.

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By *apnDomMan over a year ago

London | Belfast

"What does it mean if it doesn't float?"

Then they're not really semen

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What does it mean if it doesn't float?

Then they're not really semen"

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By *2000ManMan over a year ago

Worthing

Yes until B & Q security were called.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

nice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No way… the proteins go all wierd in the hot water haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

nice

Use the Reply +quote OP so we know who you're replying too

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

"What does it mean if it doesn't float? it means you’re pregnant usually. Why?"

Men get pregnant?

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

"No way… the proteins go all wierd in the hot water haha"

Like when you poach eggs in vinegar water?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What does it mean if it doesn't float? it means you’re pregnant usually. Why?

Men get pregnant?

Oh my God. What were you doing in biology?

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By *ertslady1984Woman over a year ago

Herts

Yes many times.

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