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The Action Star and Cake Matchmaking Thread
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Yes indeedy good folks; Tis I, Cupid here once again and my arrows of love (and lust!) are pointing directly at YOU.
You remember how I work right?
No? Ahh well, sod it: I use SCIENCE to match you all up and you then get subsequently naughty in the sack (or wherever else you so choose to perform thy carnal acts in fact) together 
What to do: Simply list your all time favourite action movie star here.
Next list your favourite type of cake.
Now sit back and gawk intently at everyone else’s answers.
Do you see an exact match to your responses? Great! Based upon the scientific laws of similar ideals and aspirations and er….stuff, you are destined to be great together so get it on pronto say I
Off you go now my fine peeps and may good fortune and subsequent, mighty fine sexual activity smile upon you  |
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"Bruce Willis, Keanu Reeves, Arnie.
Any lemon based cake or Coffee and Walnut  "
I think that’s a match with the lovely Fluffy Chicken 
See….my science is impeccable! Infallible even!
Science for the win! |
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"Bruce Willis, Keanu Reeves, Arnie.
Any lemon based cake or Coffee and Walnut
I think that’s a match with the lovely Fluffy Chicken
See….my science is impeccable! Infallible even!
Science for the win! "
You can't argue with science FC  |
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"Bruce Willis, Keanu Reeves, Arnie.
Any lemon based cake or Coffee and Walnut
I think that’s a match with the lovely Fluffy Chicken
See….my science is impeccable! Infallible even!
Science for the win!
You can't argue with science FC "
Actually, I think you’re presently also matching with the lovely Prey To The Fairies to
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"Bruce Willis, Keanu Reeves, Arnie.
Any lemon based cake or Coffee and Walnut
I think that’s a match with the lovely Fluffy Chicken
See….my science is impeccable! Infallible even!
Science for the win!
You can't argue with science FC "
Haha in  |
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"Bruce Willis, Keanu Reeves, Arnie.
Any lemon based cake or Coffee and Walnut
I think that’s a match with the lovely Fluffy Chicken
See….my science is impeccable! Infallible even!
Science for the win!
You can't argue with science FC
Actually, I think you’re presently also matching with the lovely Prey To The Fairies to
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Today's my lucky day!
Would be nice if I could get the hat trick with Crimson |
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"Bruce Willis, Keanu Reeves, Arnie.
Any lemon based cake or Coffee and Walnut
I think that’s a match with the lovely Fluffy Chicken
See….my science is impeccable! Infallible even!
Science for the win!
You can't argue with science FC
Actually, I think you’re presently also matching with the lovely Prey To The Fairies to
Today's my lucky day!
Would be nice if I could get the hat trick with Crimson "
 Oh yes! You’re indeed also matching with the lovely Crimson Rose! You’d better cancel all immediate appointments; you’re going to be very busy…  |
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"Jean Claude van Damme and lemon drizzle. Now to check for matches!
J
Poop. Shoulda gone Keanu or Bruce . JCvD has my favourite movies although Die Hard V Kickboxer is a tough shout.
J"
Blue Eyed Boy is going to need to employ a personal secretary to keep up with all the dates with you lovely ladies at this rate |
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"Jean Claude van Damme and lemon drizzle. Now to check for matches!
J
Sure you don’t have a thing for Keanu…? "
I love Keanu! Especially in Point Break. And John Wick. And Speed. And the Matrix. Yeah, I'm totally changing my mind
J |
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"Jean Claude van Damme and lemon drizzle. Now to check for matches!
J
Sure you don’t have a thing for Keanu…?
I love Keanu! Especially in Point Break. And John Wick. And Speed. And the Matrix. Yeah, I'm totally changing my mind
J"
I’ll be right over |
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By *orny-DJMan
over a year ago
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Don't have a favourite action movie star.
As for cake, that's a tough one, but I do love Lemon mereinge pie
Or Lemon cheesecake
Or lemon drizzle cake
Or salted caramel cheesecake.
Man, this is tough |
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"Jean Claude van Damme and lemon drizzle. Now to check for matches!
J
Sure you don’t have a thing for Keanu…?
I love Keanu! Especially in Point Break. And John Wick. And Speed. And the Matrix. Yeah, I'm totally changing my mind
J
I’ll be right over "
My arrows strike true once again!
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"No favourite action star and I don’t like cake.
Now, Cupid, do your best! (Or worst)
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 Ahhh a tough one
Hmmm….fear not! As Cupid, I have the magical ability to act by proxy; I shall therefore list my favourite action star and cake and if there be a match, I shall send them your way
Okie dokie: Stallone and Cheesecake |
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"Jason Statham
Coffee and Walnut Cake
We match on cake Littlebird, how about we compromise, Sylvester Stallone movie marathon and Coffee and walnut cake night?!? "
Perfect by me gorgeous
And I do love Stallone too as long as we can watch Rocky films |
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"No favourite action star and I don’t like cake.
Now, Cupid, do your best! (Or worst)
Ahhh a tough one
Hmmm….fear not! As Cupid, I have the magical ability to act by proxy; I shall therefore list my favourite action star and cake and if there be a match, I shall send them your way
Okie dokie: Stallone and Cheesecake "
That’s clever.
Now let’s see
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The Rock. Is he even an action movie star? I’m not sure
Chocolate fudge cake. "
Erm... no he isn't. That guy from the the Rocky films is though. What's his name? |
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"Jean Claude van Damme and lemon drizzle. Now to check for matches!
J
Poop. Shoulda gone Keanu or Bruce . JCvD has my favourite movies although Die Hard V Kickboxer is a tough shout.
J
Blue Eyed Boy is going to need to employ a personal secretary to keep up with all the dates with you lovely ladies at this rate "
I owe you 1 Sensual. Will definitely need a hand if you're willing to help |
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I mean, he's not really action but I do have a thing for Clint Eastwood
And salted caramel cake.
Which is strange because I really don't go for older men!
Danish x |
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"Jean Claude van Damme and lemon drizzle. Now to check for matches!
J
Poop. Shoulda gone Keanu or Bruce . JCvD has my favourite movies although Die Hard V Kickboxer is a tough shout.
J
Blue Eyed Boy is going to need to employ a personal secretary to keep up with all the dates with you lovely ladies at this rate
I owe you 1 Sensual. Will definitely need a hand if you're willing to help "
Cupid always delivers (with the help of science) |
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"Jason Statham
Coffee and Walnut Cake
We match on cake Littlebird, how about we compromise, Sylvester Stallone movie marathon and Coffee and walnut cake night?!?
Perfect by me gorgeous
And I do love Stallone too as long as we can watch Rocky films "
Little Bird.. please can I watch Rocky films with you?! Get up ya son of a bitch, cos Mickey loves ya!! |
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"Jason Statham
Coffee and Walnut Cake
We match on cake Littlebird, how about we compromise, Sylvester Stallone movie marathon and Coffee and walnut cake night?!?
Perfect by me gorgeous
And I do love Stallone too as long as we can watch Rocky films
Little Bird.. please can I watch Rocky films with you?! Get up ya son of a bitch, cos Mickey loves ya!! "
Of course you can darling any time.
As long as I can shout *Adrian* |
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"Jason Statham
Coffee and Walnut Cake
We match on cake Littlebird, how about we compromise, Sylvester Stallone movie marathon and Coffee and walnut cake night?!?
Perfect by me gorgeous
And I do love Stallone too as long as we can watch Rocky films
Little Bird.. please can I watch Rocky films with you?! Get up ya son of a bitch, cos Mickey loves ya!!
Of course you can darling any time.
As long as I can shout *Adrian* "
Yaasss Queen!! X |
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