Sticky Crumpet

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

One of my crumpets just got stuck in the toaster.

What was the last thing you got stuck and where?

By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

I thought we were going to have to call the fire brigade to get Granny out.

Love and prayers for your crumpet, OP

By *offiaCoolWoman over a year ago

Kidsgrove

The square ones are better for some reason.

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Love and prayers for your crumpet, OP

It didn't survive unfortunately but I did give it a good send off.

By *ealMissShadyWoman over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

I'd be gutted, I love crumpets

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The square ones are better for some reason."

They exist? I'll have to look into that.

By *offiaCoolWoman over a year ago

Kidsgrove

I have bought them from Iceland and Aldi, but I think I have seen them randomly in other places. They are wayyyy bigger too

By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

I have a penny that's been stuck between my flooring and a skirting board for at least 6 years.

I'll have to chisel it out.

By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

"The square ones are better for some reason."

They will be bringing out the Christmas tree ones soon.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I had a penis stuck in me once. I’m hoping to repeat it again. Soon.