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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Male, because ...
-In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
-They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.
-They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem.
-As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.
Female, because ...
-No one but the original creator understands their internal logic.
-The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
-Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
-As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
-The message, “Bad command or filename” , is about as informative as “If you don’t know why I’m mad at you, then I’m certainly not going to tell you.”
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