UCC 1-103 1-308 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED WITHOUT PREJUDICE : FabSwingers is a public traded entity ..

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

.. apparently, Fabsters.

So what legal disclaimer are YOU putting in BIG BLOCK CAPITALS at the bottom of your profile?

You know, something you *think* holds some sort of legal credence but actually isn’t worth the paper it’s written on (if you were to print it out first, obvs ..

)

It’s just a bit of fun, so serious or more lighthearted suggestions welcome!

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By *ools and the brainCouple over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Once in the public domain no disclaimer in the world will help.

Unless we electronically sign before reading to acknowledge it.

I LIKE BOOBIES

Well why not

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By *yselfAndHerCouple over a year ago

Coventry

No disclaimer holds up once you put your photos in the public domain.

We have to smile at all the sheep who put it up just because others do.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's there already

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By *illan-KillashMan over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

".. apparently, Fabsters.

So what legal disclaimer are YOU putting in BIG BLOCK CAPITALS at the bottom of your profile?

You know, something you *think* holds some sort of legal credence but actually isn’t worth the paper it’s written on (if you were to print it out first, obvs ..

)

It’s just a bit of fun, so serious or more lighthearted suggestions welcome!

I think that level of stupidity/naivety is a good filter, along with the Facebook one I've seen on profiles a few times.

What level of dim do you need to have, to mention a Facebook warning on a Fabswingers profile? Notwithstanding the Facebook warning on Facebook is bollocks.....

But back to topic....

IF YOU HAVE TITS AND YOUVE LOOKED AT MY PROFILE, UNDER ARTICLE 6278/9 OF THE FAIR TRADES ACT YOU ARE LEGALLY BOUND TO HAVE THE SEX WITH ME. YOU HAVE 24 HOURS TO COMPLY.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple over a year ago

Lincoln

IN ACCORDANCE WITH ARTICLE 69 OF THE TREATY OF VERSAILLES, SUB-SECTION 360(NO SCOPE); BY VIEWING THIS PROFILE, YOU AGREE THAT YOU ARE TO ENGAGE IN ACTIVITIES TO SEXUALLY GRATIFY THE OWNER, OR OWNERS, IF THEY SO WISH. FAILURE TO ADHERE WILL RESULT IN 1. A BONK, AND 2. BEING REMANDED IN HORNY JAIL FOR A PERIOD OF TIME TO BE DETERMINED. ALSO, WE'LL TELL ALL OF YOUR FACEBOOK FRIENDS THAT YOU'RE AN ABSOLUTE SEXUAL DEVIANT.

LvM

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By *ucka39Man over a year ago

Newcastle

ALL RIGHTS RESERVED WITHOUT PREJUDICE that you shall commence by replying each message that you received and arrange a meeting without hesitations the contract expires once you've engaged in filthy sex

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By *ucka39Man over a year ago

Newcastle

"ALL RIGHTS RESERVED WITHOUT PREJUDICE that you shall commence by replying each message that you received and arrange a meeting without hesitations the contract expires once you've engaged in filthy sex

Ps your requirements are to bring a friend

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By *aucasian GhandiMan over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Only disclaimer to go on mine, DONT BE A CUNT

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Only disclaimer to go on mine, DONT BE A CUNT "

Is it ok to have one tho

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By *aucasian GhandiMan over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Only disclaimer to go on mine, DONT BE A CUNT

Is it ok to have one tho

Ooh yeah having one is all good......

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By *ealitybitesMan over a year ago

Belfast

Disclaimer:I cannot be responsible for my actions if approached by anyone speaking in upper case.

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Covent Garden

"Disclaimer:I cannot be responsible for my actions if approached by anyone speaking in upper case."

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Or upper class?

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By *ik MMan over a year ago

Lancashire

This is all from the one profile! Apparently they don’t want their time wasting…

Message - By posting this profile I do not waive my rights to privacy under article 8.1 & 8.2 of the European Convention on Human Rights. No permission is granted or implied to any person, persons or entity(including Sydney University), to use, copy, reproduce or refer to any part of this Profile, for any use whatsoever both now or in the future. Use of any material will constitute privacy and IP infringement, and will be met with invoice and/or legal action.

To whom it may concern, You are hereby notified that you are strictly prohibited from disclosing, copying, distributing, disseminating, or taking any other action against me with regard to this profile and the contents herein, including, but not limited to my photos, and/or the comments made about my photos or any other "picture" art posted on my profile. The foregoing prohibitions also apply to your employee, agent, student or any personnel under your direction or control. The contents of this profile are private and legally privileged and confidential information, and the violation of my personal privacy is punishable by law. UCC 1-103 1-308 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED WITHOUT Message - By posting this profile I do not waive my rights to privacy under article 8.1 & 8.2 of the European Convention on Human Rights. No permission is granted or implied to any person, persons or entity(including Sydney University), to use, copy, reproduce or refer to any part of this Profile, for any use whatsoever both now or in the future. Use of any material will constitute privacy and IP infringement, and will be met with invoice and/or legal action.

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By *ealitybitesMan over a year ago

Belfast

"Disclaimer:I cannot be responsible for my actions if approached by anyone speaking in upper case.

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Or upper class?

Or up their ass

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By *odgerMooreMan over a year ago

Carlisle

I signed mine with a riddle

My First is in Effervescent

The rest is in uckoff

Riddle me this!!!

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Covent Garden

"Disclaimer:I cannot be responsible for my actions if approached by anyone speaking in upper case.

•

Or upper class?

Or up their ass

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By *ersiantugMan over a year ago

Cardiff

No disclaimer holds up once you put your photos in the public domain.

We have to smile at all the sheep who put it up just because others do.

Public Domain very-specifically means an *absence* of rights (for whatever reason), it doesn't just mean 'in public'!!

To quote Wikipedia (I may as well since it deals with the legality of PD every day and a lot of it's endless fundraising goes towards legal matters and Wikimedia's staff!)....

*"The public domain (PD) consists of all the creative work to which no exclusive intellectual property rights apply."*

Wikipedia then goes on to mention time, as copyright law is often subject to it, and location, as different laws apply in different countries.

When you upload an image to Wikimedia, you actually sign away your rights to it, and you tick some 'honesty boxes' too! That's how they show it's 100% PD - they don't just accept any image because it's digital and therefore somehow 'publicly owned'!

Ownership can be awkward sometimes for sure, but it's 100% *wrong* to say that your rights suddenly aren't there when something digital is in public!

I worked in graphic design for years and I think it's extremely rude when I see people called 'sheep' regarding this (only on Fab of course). Of course people are going to protect their images on here! I Wonder, are some people actually daft enough to eschew fabbers when they see these on their profiles?

And (unless anything huge has suddenly changed!) Fab is *not* publicly traded!

Nor is it Facebook etc.

If you want to laugh at something, laugh at that guys - not at people stating their images are indeed their own, ie not owned by the Fabswingers people in particular (legal Terms can indeed change) or indeed owned by anyone else, other than to view on the app or the website.

(The fact that some companies can float shares btw means absolutely nothing as companies can change hands anyway.)

Public Domain is partly all about stating what is what. No one can just assume PD, but it's always better to state ownership if something is important to you. Look at the small-print at the bottom of private webpages (where those websites sill exist) and you will see that the internet is full of such statements. Sadly, much of the web is owned by a number of giant companies now - and we need to be aware of their Terms, but when something remains ours (ie we haven't given it away) we can always affirm that ourselves if we wish.

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS over a year ago

chichester

"THIS WOMAN COMES PACKING A FULL SIZED LADY PENIS - ENJOY YOIUR RESEARCH DATA FROM MY PICS YOU SYDNEY UNIVERSITY COCK FAGS "

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By *odgers and PartingCouple over a year ago

edinburgh

“Following your exhaustive data quantitative and qualitative analysis if you find out that Fab is missing a “Tired / Pooped” category in addition to its current ones please note

A) I called it first and want any associated royalties and or consultancy fee.

B) Add us to it once you recommend it’s set up.”

Mrs x

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By *ersiantugMan over a year ago

Cardiff

Giving that a number of university schools are likely to be reading this forum from time to time (how could they resist it?), I think it's probably not a bad idea to drop them a note lol.

In general I find that a lot of profiles themselves are effectively Terms of Agreement, many even laid out in CAPITALS!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

MY PENIS IS SOLEY FOR THE HANDLING TEASING AND ORAL STIMULATION OF THE PERSON UNFORTUNATE ENOUGH TO HAVE MET ME.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""THIS WOMAN COMES PACKING A FULL SIZED LADY PENIS - ENJOY YOIUR RESEARCH DATA FROM MY PICS YOU SYDNEY UNIVERSITY COCK FAGS "

Good Evening I'm a Don from Sydney University and (strictly for research purposes) would like to kindly request some more photographs (including the classic sky remote pose) of your Lady Penis.

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