Buying my favourite sadistic asshole a beautiful metal cored rainbow baseball bat for his birthday.
I may have done other stupid things since, but I am heavily reminded of it every time I sit down or shift my weight currently, so it's coming out on top. Or bottom, I suppose  |
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"Buying my favourite sadistic asshole a beautiful metal cored rainbow baseball bat for his birthday.
I may have done other stupid things since, but I am heavily reminded of it every time I sit down or shift my weight currently, so it's coming out on top. Or bottom, I suppose "
You secretly love it |
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"Buying my favourite sadistic asshole a beautiful metal cored rainbow baseball bat for his birthday.
I may have done other stupid things since, but I am heavily reminded of it every time I sit down or shift my weight currently, so it's coming out on top. Or bottom, I suppose
You secretly love it "
No secret about that.
Still fucking hurts though |
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"Buying my favourite sadistic asshole a beautiful metal cored rainbow baseball bat for his birthday.
I may have done other stupid things since, but I am heavily reminded of it every time I sit down or shift my weight currently, so it's coming out on top. Or bottom, I suppose
You secretly love it
No secret about that.
Still fucking hurts though "
And to think I got a toothbrush for my birthday  |
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By *929Man
over a year ago
bedlington |
I have a temporary tailgate I made from wood on my tipper while I source a new one it’s bolted on so whenever tip owt off have to take the two bolts out and lift off it was Saturday morning and had some soil and rubble to tip off so at the recycling place I undo the two bolts but forget completely to lift out the tailgate, go press the button to tip then go to refit the tailgate look all over for it baffled then see it poking out from under the heap I just tipped off ffs lucky it survived but had to dig it out |
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"You may be stupid but the mrs is an idiot she throws it against the wall, if it sticks it’s cooked.  .
The mr
Go burn your bloody tounge then and tell me which way works 
Mrs "
Now now children, they're both pretty stupid |
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