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Post a unique movie quote

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Post a movie quote but not the typical ones like "I'll be back" (Arnold), but a movie quote that stood out to you personally for some reason or other.

Clint Eastwood (Pale Rider).

"If there was more love in the world... ...Probably be a lot less dying".

I like it because it's... So basic! Lol! Well yeah of course Eastwood lol!

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By *cotty_01ukMan over a year ago

birmingham

You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

One day son all this will be yours..... what the curtains?

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By *enSiskoMan over a year ago

Cestus 3

"I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that"

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By *enSiskoMan over a year ago

Cestus 3

With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censored, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably.

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By *onmar02Couple (MM) over a year ago

Bargoed

"Ooppps, is when you douche with draino"

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By *eartsmanMan over a year ago

southeast , midlands, southern France

I made him an offer he couldn't refuse

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By *eartsmanMan over a year ago

southeast , midlands, southern France

Best ond for me by far is.

"Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain’t all sunshine and rainbows. It is a very mean and nasty place and it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain’t how hard you hit; it’s about how hard you can get hit, and keep moving forward. How much you can take, and keep moving forward. That’s how winning is done. Now, if you know what you’re worth, then go out and get what you’re worth. But you gotta be willing to take the hit, and not pointing fingers saying you ain’t where you are because of him, or her, or anybody. Cowards do that and that ain’t you. You’re better than that"

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By *hatBeardedChapMan over a year ago

Birmingham

Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

A pretty solid quote if you ask me

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By *uke_silverMan over a year ago

London

John Goodman as Frank in The Gambler:

"I guarantee he did it from a position of fuck you. A wise man's life is based around fuck you. The United States of America is based on fuck you. You're a king? You have an army? Greatest navy in the history of the world? Fuck you! Blow me. We'll fuck it up ourselves."

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By *heLongTongueMan over a year ago

boston

Going to rage against the machine and add two…

Bit deep for a Monday morning mind so take a deep breath before you go in…….

“Sixsmith. I climb the steps of the Scott Monument every morning and all becomes clear. Wish I could make you see this brightness. Don't worry, all is well. All is so perfectly, damnably well. I understand now that boundaries between noise and sound are conventions. All boundaries are conventions, waiting to be transcended. One may transcend any convention if only one can first conceive of doing so. Moments like this, I can feel your heart beating as clearly as I feel my own, and I know that separation is an illusion. My life extends far beyond the limitations of me.”

“Belief, like fear or love, is a force to be understood as we understand the Theory of Relativity and Principles of Uncertainty: phenomenon that determine the course of our lives. Yesterday, my life was headed in one direction. Today, it is headed in another. Yesterday I believed that I would never have done what I did today. These forces that often remake time and space, that can shape and alter who we imagine ourselves to be, begin long before we are born and continue after we perish. Our lives and our choices, like quantum trajectories, are understood moment to moment. At each point of intersection, each encounter suggests a new potential direction.”

Prizes for anyone who knows the film without googling as it’s not well known….

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By *ts the taking part thatMan over a year ago

southampton

"Attack is not always the best form of Defence".

Arnie in Twins.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If he dies, he dies"

What film is this from?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Best ond for me by far is.

Fantastic scene from a really good movie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Life is ladders Tommy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Here hare, hare here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A few from Sam Elliot in road house

That gal's got entirely too many brains to have an ass like that.

You wanna fight, dickless?

Wade Garrett: Well, I sure ain't gonna show you my dick.

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By *opinovMan over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

".. we'll install a fucking duke box in here and liven all you stiffs up a bit"

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By *antam AvershiresMan over a year ago

Falme

EVERYONE!

Delivered in a truly unique manner and energy that IMHO has yet to be matched again.

Oink - SpiderPig

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By *enSiskoMan over a year ago

Cestus 3

""If he dies, he dies"

What film is this from?"

Rocky 3

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By *enSiskoMan over a year ago

Cestus 3

""If he dies, he dies"

What film is this from?

Rocky 3"

sorry rocky 4

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By *enSiskoMan over a year ago

Cestus 3

I don't have to tell you things are bad,.

Everybody knows things are bad.

Its a depression, everybody is out of work, or scared of losing their job.

The dollar buys a nickles worth, banks are going bust, shopkeepers keep a gun under the counter.

Punks are running wild in the streets, and nobody anywhere knows what to do, and there's no end to it

We know the air is unfit to breath and our food is unfit to eat.

We sit watching our TV's while some local newscaster tells us that today we had 15 murders and 63 violent crimes as though this is how things are meant to be.

We know things are bad, worst than bad, there crazy.

Its like everything everywhere is going crazy, so we don't go out anymore.

We sit in the house and slowly the world is getting smaller, and all we say is please at least leave me alone in my living room, let me have my TV, my toaster, my steel belted radials, and I won't say anything, just leave me alone.

Well I won't leave you alone, I want you to get mad, I don't want you to protest, write to your congressman, I couldn't tell you what to write.

I don't know what to do about the depression or the Russians or the crime in the street.

All I know is first you got to go mad, you've got to say im a human being goddammit, my life has value....

So I want you to get up now, I want all of you to get up out of your chairs, goto the window, open it, stick your head out and yell.

I'M AS MAD AS HELL AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My father once told me an honest man has nothing to fear, so I’m trying my best not to be afraid

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By *tumpy226Couple over a year ago

ramsgate

I see three of him out there

Hit the one in the middle

That’s right, hit the one in the middle !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get busy living or get busy dying!

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By *ndtheswingersMan over a year ago

colchester

Yes its true, this man has no dick - Bill Murray ghostbusters

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mediocre

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Now, I can’t do it for you. I’m too old. I look around. I see these young faces, and I think -- I mean -- I made every wrong choice a middle-aged man can make. I, uh, I pissed away all my money, believe it or not. I chased off anyone who’s ever loved me. And lately, I can’t even stand the face I see in the mirror.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS over a year ago

Bristol

Give up, just quit... Because in this life, you can't win.

Yeah, you can try, but in the end you're just gonna lose, big time, because the world is run by the Man.

The Man, oh, you don't know the Man. He's everywhere. In the White House... down the hall... Ms. Mullins, she's the Man. And the Man ruined the ozone, he's burning down the Amazon, and he kidn*pped Shamu and put her in a chlorine tank!

And there used to be a way to stick it to the Man. It was called rock 'n roll, but guess what, oh no, the Man ruined that, too, with a little thing called MTV! So don't waste your time trying to make anything cool or pure or awesome 'cause the Man is just gonna call you a fat washed up loser and crush your soul.

So do yourselves a favour and just GIVE UP!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" Daniel San wax on, wax off "

Mr Mayagi - Karate Kid...

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By *oyeurmaxMan over a year ago

Plymouth

"I once knew a girl named Pandora; I never got to see her box"

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By *ex LutherMan over a year ago

Closer than you think

“Listen, you smell something?”

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By *ools and the brainCouple over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

ATOMICS!

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By *irexMan over a year ago

Hertford

This is car... What number are we?

- 55.

- Car 55. We're in a truck.

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By *hef HMan over a year ago

Birmingham

You See In This World There's Two Kinds Of People, My Friend Those With Loaded Guns And Those Who Dig You Dig.

Is a better Clint Eastwood quote

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" That ain't knife, that's a tooth

Pick. This is a knife. "

Crocodile Dundee - when he was about to get mugged.

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By *aizyWoman over a year ago

west midlands

Hey, careful man, there's a beverage here!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Who? Who?....what are you a fucking owl?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The Rock

Stanley Goodspeed : I'll do my best.

John Mason : Your "best"! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.

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By *layisbetterwithLaughterMan over a year ago

Stourbridge

Ida: Are you alone?

Jake: Aren't we all...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's not a man purse. It's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one. The Hangover!!

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By *ervent_fervourMan over a year ago

Halifax

I'm a trained actor reduced to the state of a bum. My toe is flapping out the end of my shoe and all I've eaten for three days is a raw potato.

May have paraphrased slightly.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Define irony: Bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash.

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Define irony: Bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash.

In my top 5 favourite all time movies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" Er Indoors "

Minder.l

Arthur Daley when referring to his wife constantly. But she never actually appeared in any episodes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[last lines] The Girl: It's not that I have something to hide. I have nothing I want you to see.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"By The Power Of Grey Skull"

He-Man Cartoon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You can stuff it up your arse for nothing and fuck off while you're doing it!

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By *inell1Man over a year ago

Ipswich

'One girl i drove through three states wearing her head as a hat"

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By *eliciousDiva69Woman over a year ago

Schitts Creek

If the milk turns out to be sour, I ain’t the kinda pussy to drink it

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By *oungWellHung85Man over a year ago

Bristol

No Women, No Kids!

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By *ools and the brainCouple over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Walk without rhythm and you won't attract a worm.

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By *oungWellHung85Man over a year ago

Bristol

"Hey, careful man, there's a beverage here!"

Love this film! Plus that rug really did tie the room together.

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By *azza72Man over a year ago

Leeds

“You're a big man, but you're in bad shape. With me it's a full time job. Now behave yourself”

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Play it again, Sam.. Casablanca

The sex part always gets in the way.. When Harry met Sally

Get on your horse and drink your milk...

ET.. Phone home

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By *aizyWoman over a year ago

west midlands

"Hey, careful man, there's a beverage here!

Love this film! Plus that rug really did tie the room together.

It did!!

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By *irexMan over a year ago

Hertford

Infamy, infamy, they’ve all got it in for me.

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By *ools and the brainCouple over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Debi " you know what you need?"

Martin " what"

Debi "Shakabuku"

Martin " what's that?"

Debi "it's a swift spiritual kick to the head that alters your reality forever "

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By *lynJMan over a year ago

Morden

Your ego is writing cheques your body can't cash

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By *os19Man over a year ago

Edmonton

"You See In This World There's Two Kinds Of People, My Friend Those With Loaded Guns And Those Who Dig You Dig.

Is a better Clint Eastwood quote "
. From the same film.One bastard goes in another bastard come out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Listen, you fucking fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I'm walking, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off.

Do you know what nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent, personified in

2 from a great character ..anyone guess who

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By *hirdTimesACharmCouple over a year ago

northamptonshire

Honesty is not synonymous with the truth

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By *enSiskoMan over a year ago

Cestus 3

Callaghan,

Sir,

I don't want anymore trouble, like you had last year in the Philmore district, understand that's my policy,

Yeh well when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit r^pe I shoot the bastard that's my policy,

Intent how did you establish that?

Well when a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and an hard on I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross.

I think he may have a point.

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By *nnandElleCouple over a year ago

Brackley

"Whoa! Check out the hottest at 12 o'clock"

"That's almost 3 hours away - can't I check them out now?"

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By *toC Thats MeWoman over a year ago

Sheffield

I’m not a geek, I’m a unique weasel

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Listen, you fucking fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I'm walking, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off.

Do you know what nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent, personified in

2 from a great character ..anyone guess who"

Bricktop

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Listen, you fucking fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I'm walking, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off.

Do you know what nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent, personified in

2 from a great character ..anyone guess who

Bricktop"

The legend that is xxx

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Yeah? That's 'cause we were in lifeguard persuit.

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By *halkiewhiteCouple over a year ago

Somerset

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight. Jack Nicholson.

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By *ovetolick78Man over a year ago

The Shire

He's not the messiah......he's a very naughty boy!

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By *orny-DJMan over a year ago

Leigh-on-Sea

'Now we'll start with the perfect ommelette, which is made with two eggs, not three. Some people add milk but this is a mistake'

Delivered by LLcoolJ, but does anyone know the film?

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By *opinovMan over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

"You can stuff it up your arse for nothing and fuck off while you're doing it!"

What fucker said that?

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By *eneralKenobiMan over a year ago

North Angus

You're right, I am a rotten bastard, I admit it

But I tell ya somethin'

Even though I gotta lot of hate inside

I got some friends who ain't got hate inside

They're filled with nothin' but love

Their only crime is growin' their hair long

Smokin' a little grass and gettin' high

Lookin' at the stars at night

Writin' poetry in the sand

And whaddayou do?

You bust down their doors, man

Dumbass cop

You bust down their doors and you bust down their heads

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By *tanley FunseekerMan over a year ago

stanley

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

What came first, the music or the misery? People worry about kids playing with guns, or watching violent videos, that some sort of culture of violence will take them over. Nobody worries about kids listening to thousands, literally thousands of songs about heartbreak, rejection, pain, misery and loss. Did I listen to pop music because I was miserable? Or was I miserable because I listened to pop music?

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Do you ever have déjà vu, Mrs. Lancaster?

I don't think so, but I could check with the kitchen.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Alton towers has a spa bro

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By *orny-DJMan over a year ago

Leigh-on-Sea

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries "

Love that scene

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By *ealitybitesMan over a year ago

Belfast

Lady, you're about a half a bubble off the plumb, and that's fer sure and fer certain

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Darling, it’s better down where it’s wetter. Take it from me!

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

What we have here, is a failure to communicate.

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By *ick_man_88Man over a year ago

hartlepool

Fuck

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By *atnip make me purrWoman over a year ago

Reading

I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss of her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without it. One.

City of Angels. Oh to be loved like that!

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By *ensualbicockMan over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

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By *ensualbicockMan over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Never mind that shit, here comes Mongo

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By *eneralKenobiMan over a year ago

North Angus

"Never mind that shit, here comes Mongo "

Mongo only pawn… in game of life

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By *eforfuncplCouple over a year ago

Morecambe

"You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off "

Stop chuckin those bloody spears at me

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By *andN2Couple over a year ago

Glasgow

“I’ll have what she’s having”

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By *ensualbicockMan over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

You dizzy motherfucker you

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple over a year ago

Southampton

"“I’ll have what she’s having”

When Harry met Sally lol

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By *aimieG66TV/TS over a year ago

Glasgow

"Nothing like fresh powder"

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By *ogan WillowCouple over a year ago

Leeds

Uncle Bully...UNCLE FUCKING BULLY!

Once Were Warriors (1994)

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By *ensualbicockMan over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

"Never mind that shit, here comes Mongo

Mongo only pawn… in game of life "

Candygram for Mongo , candygram for Mongo........

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By *uddy laneMan over a year ago

dudley

For those who fight for it, life has a flavour the sheltered will never know.

If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything.

Sucker punch..

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By *anifestoMan over a year ago

Ferns

Pretty Shitty City

(Twin Town, 1997)

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS over a year ago

chichester

"It isn't combat I resent, Brother. It's the thirst for glory that gets men cut to ribbons."

Ultramarines the movie - brother Pythol ..

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By *aizyWoman over a year ago

west midlands

You’re looking so well, darling, you really are. They’ve done a marvelous job. I don’t know what sort of cream they’ve put on you down at the morgue but I want some. Honestly, you look better than you have in years. You look like you’re alive.

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By *ackandviolet96Couple over a year ago

Gateshead

'I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum and I'm all out of bubblegum'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You want me on that wall - you need need me on that wall!"

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By *eneralKenobiMan over a year ago

North Angus

That’s Americas ass!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You've been banging on your pots again, haven't you? I've told you... if you keep on doing it, you won't have any pots left

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By *cnugatugMan over a year ago

Chatham

When there is no more Room in hell

The dead will walk the earth

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By *ools and the brainCouple over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

If I owned this place and Hell,I'd rent this place out and live in Hell.

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By *ools and the brainCouple over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"'I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum and I'm all out of bubblegum'"

Rowdy Roddy Piper

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This one time at band camp

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By *erry bull1Man over a year ago

doncaster

Next cut cut off his middle finger , he’ll tell you if he wears women’s underwear . I’m hungry let’s get a taco

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By *ansoffateMan over a year ago

Sagittarius A

I ran out of gas! I got a flat tire! I didn’t have change for cab fare! I lost my tux at the cleaners! I locked my keys in the car! An old friend came in from out of town! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! IT WASN’T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!

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By *coobyABCMan over a year ago

Aberdeen

Nice necklace. I got one just like it made out of noses

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple over a year ago

Southampton

"This one time at band camp

Alyson Hannigan in American pie lol

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By *ovetolick78Man over a year ago

The Shire

I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *imbo59seMan over a year ago

North Norfolk area

"ATOMICS!"

I wonder if that will appear in (part ?) of the remake(s)?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You’re born, you take shit

get out in the world, you take more shit

climb a little higher, take less shit.

till one day you're in the rarefied atmosphere and you’ve forgotten what shit even looks like.

Welcome to the layer cake, son.

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By *oly Fuck Sticks BatmanCouple over a year ago

here & there

You had me at hello

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By *axine_LouboutinTV/TS over a year ago

Oxton

I love the smell of

Lip Gloss in the Morning xxxx

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple over a year ago

Southampton

I had me about 15 Dr peppers...

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By *otthehorneMan over a year ago

doggersville

"One day son all this will be yours..... what the curtains?

But I don’t want to marry her!!! I don’t like her.

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By *odders88Man over a year ago

Northampton

“Cor you smell nice, what you got on?”

I’ve got a hard on love but didn’t realise you could smell it

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By *otthehorneMan over a year ago

doggersville

Can I ask you a question??

Do I make you horny baby??? Do I make you Randy?? Yeah!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

“Did you know….I’d almost forgotten what your eyes look….they’re still the same;Piss holes in the snow….”

“I see you’ve still got a sense of humour….”

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Uncle Bully...UNCLE FUCKING BULLY!

Once Were Warriors (1994)"

That scene is HORRIBLE….that dirty bastard

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

“There are two kinds of men in this world my friend….men with guns & men who dig-YOU dig….”

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"“You're a big man, but you're in bad shape. With me it's a full time job. Now behave yourself”

“Good night Mrs Brumby….”

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You can stuff it up your arse for nothing and fuck off while you're doing it!"

“Trade:Dephenohyrochloride Benzorex….Street:THE EMBALMER….”

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll see you in hell...."

..."Yeah."

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple over a year ago

Manchester-ish

What's the colour of the boathouse at Hereford?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In Vino veritas.

["In wine is truth" meaning: "When I'm drinking, I speak my mind"]

Johnny Ringo: Age quod agis.

["Do what you do" meaning: "Do what you do best"]

Doc Holliday: Credat Judaeus apella, non ego.

["The Jew Apella may believe it, not I" meaning: "I don't believe drinking is what I do best."]

Johnny Ringo: [pats his gun] Eventus stultorum magister.

["Events are the teachers of fools" meaning: "Fools have to learn by experience"]

Doc Holliday: [gives a Cheshire cat smile] In pace requiescat.

["Rest in peace" meaning: "It's your funeral!"]

Tombstone Marshal Fred White: Come on boys. We don't want any trouble in here. Not in any language.

Doc Holliday: Evidently Mr. Ringo's an educated man. Now I really hate him.

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By *ovetolick78Man over a year ago

The Shire

"In Vino veritas.

["In wine is truth" meaning: "When I'm drinking, I speak my mind"]

Johnny Ringo: Age quod agis.

["Do what you do" meaning: "Do what you do best"]

Doc Holliday: Credat Judaeus apella, non ego.

["The Jew Apella may believe it, not I" meaning: "I don't believe drinking is what I do best."]

Johnny Ringo: [pats his gun] Eventus stultorum magister.

["Events are the teachers of fools" meaning: "Fools have to learn by experience"]

Doc Holliday: [gives a Cheshire cat smile] In pace requiescat.

["Rest in peace" meaning: "It's your funeral!"]

Tombstone Marshal Fred White: Come on boys. We don't want any trouble in here. Not in any language.

Doc Holliday: Evidently Mr. Ringo's an educated man. Now I really hate him."

I'm your Huckleberry

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

"EVERYONE!

Delivered in a truly unique manner and energy that IMHO has yet to be matched again.

Oink - SpiderPig"

Was the first quote from Leon?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Warriors Come Out To Play"

Film - Warriors..

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By *he AlternativesCouple over a year ago

Swingington

Until that day, till all are one

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By *ostindreamsMan over a year ago

London

Sean: “My wife used to fart in her sleep. One night, her fart was so loud it woke the dog up. She woke up and said, ‘Was that you?’ I said, ‘Yeah.’ I didn’t have the heart to tell her.”

Will: (laughing) “So, she woke herself up?”

Sean: (laughing) “Yeah, she’s been dead two years, and that’s the sh*t I remember.”

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

“It’s still on & we’re going….Cyrus sent an Emissary this afternoon to make sure:now Cyrus don’t want anybody packed,he don’t want anybody flexing any muscle….I gave him my word I’d uphold the truce.

They say that Cyrus is the one & only….I think we better take a look for ourself….”

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By *otthehorneMan over a year ago

doggersville

Always makes me horny when in Frozen, Anna asks Kristoff to:

“TAKE ME UP THE NORTH MOUNTAIN!!”

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In Vino veritas.

["In wine is truth" meaning: "When I'm drinking, I speak my mind"]

Johnny Ringo: Age quod agis.

["Do what you do" meaning: "Do what you do best"]

Doc Holliday: Credat Judaeus apella, non ego.

["The Jew Apella may believe it, not I" meaning: "I don't believe drinking is what I do best."]

Johnny Ringo: [pats his gun] Eventus stultorum magister.

["Events are the teachers of fools" meaning: "Fools have to learn by experience"]

Doc Holliday: [gives a Cheshire cat smile] In pace requiescat.

["Rest in peace" meaning: "It's your funeral!"]

Tombstone Marshal Fred White: Come on boys. We don't want any trouble in here. Not in any language.

Doc Holliday: Evidently Mr. Ringo's an educated man. Now I really hate him.

I'm your Huckleberry "

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By *ny1localMan over a year ago

READING

Can't remember the film, but the baddie said 'rules? There's no rule in a knife fight '..and got swiftly kicked in the knacks.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The name's Bond, James Bond"

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By *ervice2000Man over a year ago

derby

"My name's Buck and i'm here to fuck"

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By *tylebender03Man over a year ago

Manchester

What the hell is a Dim Mak?...Death Touch

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By *ohnnyMcWeezMan over a year ago

Sherborne

"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censored, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably.

Star Trek TNG "The Drumhead"

Great speech by Picard ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You Plonker Rodney"

Del Boy-Only Fools And Horses.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

“I called him a Ponce-now I’m calling you one:PONCE!!!!”

“What’s your name McFuck?!?!”

“My wife is having a baby….”

“I’ll murder the pair ‘o yers!”

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What was it Shakespeare used to say?"

"Hello my dear, I'm a playwrite you know, go on, give us a snog

Bloody hell, where's my quill, I bought five the other day where do they all go

Crap! Wad dua mean it's crap. There's eight dead bodies at the end of it and he gets to shag his mum!"

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"What we have here, is a failure to communicate. "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

She had to say Denzel.

She could’ve said Brad Pitt hell she could’ve said bozo the clown

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

..."You're gonna need a bigger boat."

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By *ovetolick78Man over a year ago

The Shire

"This is car... What number are we?

- 55.

- Car 55. We're in a truck."

Blues brothers

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By *orphia2003Woman over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Roger : Just because my grandfather didn't r*pe the environment and exploit the workers doesn't make me a peasant. And it's not that he didn't want to r*pe the environment and exploit the workers, I'm sure he did. It's just that as a barber, he didn't have that much opportunity.

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By *orphia2003Woman over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fucking Poppins... LONDON.

And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

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By *enSiskoMan over a year ago

Cestus 3

"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censored, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably.

Star Trek TNG "The Drumhead"

Great speech by Picard ??"

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By *enSiskoMan over a year ago

Cestus 3

"Can't remember the film, but the baddie said 'rules? There's no rule in a knife fight '..and got swiftly kicked in the knacks. "

butch Cassidy and the Sundance kid

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple over a year ago

Southampton

"..."You're gonna need a bigger boat.""

Jaws

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham.

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By *enSiskoMan over a year ago

Cestus 3

Gentlemen you can't fight in here.... this is the war room!

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple over a year ago

Coventry

Well, I've been to one world fair, a picnic, and a rodeo, and that's the stupidest thing I ever heard come over a set of earphones.

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By *1876Man over a year ago

Dudley

"You maniacs !! You blew it up !! Ahh, damn you....god...damn you all to Hell !!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And then I realized...like I was shot...Like I was shot with a diamond...a diamond bullet right through my forehead.

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By *aimieG66TV/TS over a year ago

Glasgow

Mal? Guy killed me, Mal. Killed me with a sword. How weird is that?

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By *1876Man over a year ago

Dudley

"I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown?"

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By *ansoffateMan over a year ago

Sagittarius A

IN MY HOUSE where my wife sleeps. Where my children play. IN MY HOUSE!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Victims aren’t we all!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

“anal nathrak, uthvas bethud, do che-ol di-enve.“

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By *ave33enfieldMan over a year ago

enfield

Do I look like I’m laughing? Nicholas!

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By *cottishVikingBearMan over a year ago

N. London

"That girl will rain destruction down on you and your ship. She is an albatross, Captain."

"Way I remember it, an albatross was a ship's good luck, 'til some idiot killed it.

(to Inara) Yes, I've read a poem. Try not to faint."

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan over a year ago

Norwich

""You maniacs !! You blew it up !! Ahh, damn you....god...damn you all to Hell !!""

Planet of the apes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

“Back off man I’m a scientist “

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By *achel SmythTV/TS over a year ago

Farnborough

‘I love the smell of Napalm in the morning’

…. Robert Duvall in Apocalypse Now.

‘Why are we here Sgt major’ …. ‘Cos you are lad, cos you are’ … Colour Sgt Bourne in Zulu.

R xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

“I just have a little question here. You could be a janitor anywhere. Why did you work at the most prestigious technical college in the whole f*cking world? And why did you sneak around at night and finish other people’s formulas that only one or two people in the world could do and then lie about it? ‘Cause I don’t see a lot of honor in that, Will.”

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By *ab365XMan over a year ago

Paisley

“I’m erect, why aren’t you erect?” It’s from ( “Showgirls”)

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By *igforfun100Man over a year ago

Magherafelt

"Is that a pistol your packing, or are you just glad to see me"

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By *inell1Man over a year ago

Ipswich

"Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?"

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By *lutwife7784Couple over a year ago

Middlesbrough

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist.

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By *addad99Man over a year ago

Rotherham /newquay

Even though your a vampire you're still my brother.great film watched it again other night on bbc

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Every time one of these Lancasters fly over, my chickens lay premature eggs

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

Piss off!

Keehar.

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