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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man  over a year ago

Bradford

Take a guess.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Because I envy your normal life…

J

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By *layfullsamMan  over a year ago

Solihull

Is it Jack ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is it Jack ?"

I’m not in a box

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By *ools and the brainCouple  over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

A cat, is it alive or dead or both simultaneously.

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man  over a year ago

Bradford


"Is it Jack ?"

No

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man  over a year ago

Bradford


"Is it Jack ?

I’m not in a box "

Told you

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By *layfullsamMan  over a year ago

Solihull


"Is it Jack ?

No"

Ffs

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man  over a year ago

Bradford


"A cat, is it alive or dead or both simultaneously."

Very good remember brian cox talking the same bolocks

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By *ovetolick78Man  over a year ago

The Shire

If there's a hole in the back and it's your willy I won't be happy.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Is it Gwyneth Paltrow's head?

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By *layfullsamMan  over a year ago

Solihull

Pizza

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man  over a year ago

Bradford


"If there's a hole in the back and it's your willy I won't be happy. "

The holes at the top nothing to do with Willy's

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By *ovetolick78Man  over a year ago

The Shire


"If there's a hole in the back and it's your willy I won't be happy.

The holes at the top nothing to do with Willy's "

Just checking.

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man  over a year ago

Bradford


"Is it Gwyneth Paltrow's head?"

Oh your so close

It was going to be but she need it for zoom meeting

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man  over a year ago

Bradford


"Pizza"

Its not that shaped box

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man  over a year ago

Bradford


"Because I envy your normal life…

It seams envy is my sin

But that's not the answer in this case .

J"

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By *wist my nipplesCouple  over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Dick in a box.

Mrs TMN x

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple  over a year ago

Lincoln

It's a dick inna box!

LvM

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By *ools and the brainCouple  over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Is it mr's knob?

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS  over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

A boxing glove on a spring..?

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man  over a year ago

Bradford


"Dick in a box.

Mrs TMN x"

Your all cock fixated no

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By *ovetolick78Man  over a year ago

The Shire

Can I take the money.....or.do I have to open the box??

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man  over a year ago

Bradford


"A boxing glove on a spring..?"

Nope its not .

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The soul of your mortal enemy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Schrodingers cat?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Is it Pandora??

I knew a Pandora once , never got to see her box though ..

( Old person reference)

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man  over a year ago

Bradford


"The soul of your mortal enemy "

Good one wonko

But no he doesn't have a soul .but he's defernatly a knob .

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple  over a year ago

kent


"Because I envy your normal life…

J"

That just sent a shiver down my spine

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London

A lawnmower

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man  over a year ago

Bradford


"Can I take the money.....or.do I have to open the box?? "

There is an oldy but good

If you guess what it is I'll give you the money myself.

Plus you have to pass the yes no questions before you can have a chance at the money .

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By *ovetolick78Man  over a year ago

The Shire


"Is it Pandora??

I knew a Pandora once , never got to see her box though ..

( Old person reference) "

The readers of Hourse and hound would like to know......

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The bunny.

Now....

Put the bunny back in the box!

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By *ovetolick78Man  over a year ago

The Shire


"Can I take the money.....or.do I have to open the box??

There is an oldy but good

If you guess what it is I'll give you the money myself.

Plus you have to pass the yes no questions before you can have a chance at the money .

"

Is it a gherkin?

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By *am101aMan  over a year ago

swad

cat? but is it dead or alive, no peeking?

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By *ovetolick78Man  over a year ago

The Shire

Is it another slightly smaller box?

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man  over a year ago

Bradford


"Is it Pandora??

I knew a Pandora once , never got to see her box though ..

( Old person reference) "

No it not her

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man  over a year ago

Bradford


"The bunny.

Now....

Put the bunny back in the box!"

Not a bunny

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man  over a year ago

Bradford


"A lawnmower"

Wish I was I need one could do with strimer too.

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man  over a year ago

Bradford


"Is it Pandora??

I knew a Pandora once , never got to see her box

though ..

( Old person reference)

The readers of Hourse and hound would like to know......"

Ah a Hugh grant reference

But no .

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man  over a year ago

Bradford


"Can I take the money.....or.do I have to open the box??

There is an oldy but good

If you guess what it is I'll give you the money myself.

Plus you have to pass the yes no questions before you can have a chance at the money .

Is it a gherkin?"

Nope could do with some

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Is it a cricketers box with all his tackle still in it?

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man  over a year ago

Bradford


"Is it another slightly smaller box?"

Nope

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man  over a year ago

Bradford


"cat? but is it dead or alive, no peeking?"

No asked and answered above

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By *ucka39Man  over a year ago

Newcastle

A dildo

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London

Maltesers.

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By *ovetolick78Man  over a year ago

The Shire

Is it a "Shrubbery"?

Even older reference.

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man  over a year ago

Bradford


"Is it a cricketers box with all his tackle still in it?"

I don't recognise your answer .you sir are still under investigation for war crimes.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Is it Pandora??

I knew a Pandora once , never got to see her box though ..

( Old person reference)

The readers of Hourse and hound would like to know......"

Great Film

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man  over a year ago

Bradford


"A dildo"

Simple answer No

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man  over a year ago

Bradford


"Maltesers."

Wish it was no sorry

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man  over a year ago

Bradford


"Is it a "Shrubbery"?

Even older reference. "

Sadly no but Maya gave me a mint plant I've put that outside .

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man  over a year ago

Bradford


"Is it Pandora??

I knew a Pandora once , never got to see her box though ..

( Old person reference)

The readers of Hourse and hound would like to know......

Great Film "

Indeed.

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By *odgerMooreMan  over a year ago

gretna

I have combed through all of the evidence and evaluated - soulless…. A knobhead…. As Im not in a box it’s not me….. but im thinking inside the box is a toilet and in the toilet is the career of …. Bugger its flushed….. now we’ll never know….. !!!!

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By *aizyWoman  over a year ago

west midlands

Frogs

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man  over a year ago

Bradford


"I have combed through all of the evidence and evaluated - soulless…. A knobhead…. As Im not in a box it’s not me….. but im thinking inside the box is a toilet and in the toilet is the career of …. Bugger its flushed….. now we’ll never know….. !!!! "

Well deduced sir but alas not the solution.

I admire the flush of inspiration you had .

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By *illy IdolMan  over a year ago

Midlands

How big is the Master?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

“Her pretty head”

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man  over a year ago

Bradford


"How big is the Master?"

Depends who asking most women I tell its 7 inches 8 on good day but not had many of them in recent times .

As for the box

Its not offerly big .

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man  over a year ago

Bradford

Or even overly big

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By *illy IdolMan  over a year ago

Midlands

Well I'm guessing that cane has taken a battering over the years. You treated yourself to a new one?

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man  over a year ago

Bradford


"Well I'm guessing that cane has taken a battering over the years. You treated yourself to a new one?"

It had when I bought it that one was used just for photo

Purposes but yes I do need to get a new one .thanks for reminding me.

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By *odgerMooreMan  over a year ago

gretna

Ahaaaaaa!!!

No it’s gone!!!

No it’s back again… soulless and a knobhead what has the head of a cock and no soul…is it The Prime Minister??? Or a clitoral stimulator and i think we know those 2 things are unlikely to be confused …

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By *aucasian GhandiMan  over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

A carrot, it's a carrot in a box

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man  over a year ago

Bradford


"Ahaaaaaa!!!

No it’s gone!!!

No it’s back again… soulless and a knobhead what has the head of a cock and no soul…is it The Prime Minister??? Or a clitoral stimulator and i think we know those 2 things are unlikely to be confused … "

Nope not the Prime minister

But might be use for cliteral stimulation

You know these women here anything possible.

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By *odgerMooreMan  over a year ago

gretna


"Ahaaaaaa!!!

No it’s gone!!!

No it’s back again… soulless and a knobhead what has the head of a cock and no soul…is it The Prime Minister??? Or a clitoral stimulator and i think we know those 2 things are unlikely to be confused …

Nope not the Prime minister

But might be use for cliteral stimulation

You know these women here anything possible.

"

Is it portable?? With a big head and plugs in the mains ??? Is it a washing machine?

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man  over a year ago

Bradford


"Ahaaaaaa!!!

No it’s gone!!!

No it’s back again… soulless and a knobhead what has the head of a cock and no soul…is it The Prime Minister??? Or a clitoral stimulator and i think we know those 2 things are unlikely to be confused …

Nope not the Prime minister

But might be use for cliteral stimulation

You know these women here anything possible.

Is it portable?? With a big head and plugs in the mains ??? Is it a washing machine? "

It is portable

Its not a washing machine .

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By *illan-KillashMan  over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants


"A carrot, it's a carrot in a box "

You beat me to it.

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By *illy IdolMan  over a year ago

Midlands

Is it mains 230v or battery operated?

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By *odgerMooreMan  over a year ago

gretna

Would Harry Potter have one by any chance? And would hermione turn into uber slut if she got her hands on it?

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man  over a year ago

Bradford


"Would Harry Potter have one by any chance? And would hermione turn into uber slut if she got her hands on it? "

No its not a magic wand

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By *weetkitten65Woman  over a year ago

Halifax

A Sky box or Freeview box? So wires & emits rubbish?..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is it a cricketers box with all his tackle still in it?

I don't recognise your answer .you sir are still under investigation for war crimes."

We Do not recognise the court's jurisdiction * plants a bomb under the jury's bench).

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By *illybeachboyMan  over a year ago

Guernsey

An atlas?

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man  over a year ago

Bradford


"A Sky box or Freeview box? So wires & emits rubbish?.. "

No

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A rabbit. He's pulling a rabbit out of the box.

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By *odgerMooreMan  over a year ago

gretna


"A rabbit. He's pulling a rabbit out of the box."
that was Tommy Cooper i think!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Air

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man  over a year ago

Bradford


"An atlas? "

No sorry

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By *aizyWoman  over a year ago

west midlands

Another box

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man  over a year ago

Bradford


"

Air"

Yep their air in box but also an item

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A junction?

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man  over a year ago

Bradford


"Another box"

No sorry

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man  over a year ago

Bradford


"A junction?"

A junction ?

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By *partharmonyCouple  over a year ago

Ruislip

I'm going out on a limb here. Is it pot pourri that smells like love juices?

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man  over a year ago

Bradford


"I'm going out on a limb here. Is it pot pourri that smells like love

juices?"

No but pls re submitted to my dragons den thread .I'm in

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