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you can't make this shit up.. but let it be a warning to ya greedy feckers!!

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By *abio OP   Man  over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

FEBRUARY 13--A ménage a trois went horribly wrong last Friday when a North Dakota man stabbed another male participant when he refused to switch positions during the tryst, according to court records.

Ashley Hunter, 33, was charged this week with felony aggravated assault for allegedly stabbing Orlando DeWitt, 37, in the arm during the bizarre February 8 encounter. Hunter is pictured in the adjacent mug shot.

Cops report that Hunter and DeWitt--who met in prison--had been partying with several female acquaintances Friday night at a Fargo bar when they returned to Hunter’s residence (after a 2:30 AM McDonald’s pit stop).

DeWitt told police that he “began kissing on the couch” with one of the women, named Leticia. Soon, they were “under the covers and they had their pants off,” which led, of course, to the new couple having sex. DeWitt added that he twice caught Hunter watching the living room action from his adjacent bedroom.

At one point, DeWitt reported, Hunter “came out of the bedroom and began kissing on Leticia’s breasts.” In short order, Leticia “began to perform oral sex on Hunter.” It appears that DeWitt was continuing to have sex with Leticia while she was performing double duty.

And that is when the trouble began.

“Hunter then asked to switch places with Orlando,” according to a Fargo Police Department report. “Orlando told him no and Hunter became upset.” During the ensuing argument, DeWitt called Hunter a “fucking retard,” which infuriated Hunter. He yelled at DeWitt and ordered him to leave the residence.

DeWitt, seen at left, recalled that Hunter--who threatened to “fuck him up” and “kill him”--reached into the couch and retrieved a 12-inch butcher knife. DeWitt and Leticia, both naked, fled to a bathroom. Hunter, knife in hand, subsequently forced his way into the bathroom and continued to threaten DeWitt.

“Orlando said he decided to run for the front door,” police reported. The nude DeWitt reached the home’s first door, but as he “went to open the exterior door he felt the knife cutting the back of his left arm.” While fleeing the home, DeWitt, who was not seriously injured, grabbed Leticia’s phone, which he used to call 911 from a nearby alley.

Charged Monday with DeWitt’s stabbing, Hunter was booked into the Cass County jail in lieu of $5000 bail. He remains locked up in advance of a March 13 court appearance.

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By *nnebellWoman  over a year ago

somewhere

Fab's This could be taken a few ways........... but yes a lesson well taken to heart, all people in clubs who think its ok to touch without asking

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


" DeWitt called Hunter a “fucking retard,”"

At least he must have had a meet

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By *abio OP   Man  over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

bump... oh come on i thought you lot would at least find it a bit funny....

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston

Can I have a short recap please... Tempting has befuddled my brain with deadly admin farts.... Scary but true!!!

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By *iss_tressWoman  over a year ago

London


"bump... oh come on i thought you lot would at least find it a bit funny.... "

Well I did!

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

A convenient place to store a knife.....the couch?

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By *he_original_poloWoman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I tried to work out what the warning was.... is it 50% of the men you meet at parties are retards?

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By *empting Devil.Woman  over a year ago

Sheffield


"Can I have a short recap please... Tempting has befuddled my brain with deadly admin farts.... Scary but true!!! "

Guy was making out with a girl on the couch in front of his mate. Mate was watching and guy knew it.

Things got going apace, mate started kissing girl while guy was fucking her. Girl starts blowing mate.

Mate then asks to swap ends. Guy goes ballistic and happens to have a handy blade stashed in the couch. Starts to threaten and then stab.

Mate and girl run and hide but get minor stabs in the process.

Moral of the story: if you're getting an unexpected bonus don't push your luck! Moral mark ii: Barney says share.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A convenient place to store a knife.....the couch?"

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By *emon tart Double creamCouple  over a year ago

Leeds

Think of the poor girl.... she had two c*cks and life was good. Seconds later she had none and was running away from a knife.

Moral of story....sometimes take what you have as it could be a hell of a lot worse...

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

King's Crustacean

The moral of the story is ......

The Bird at hand should have had two in the bush.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

so neither bloke thought to ask the lady what she wanted

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

King's Crustacean

'lady' .......Do ladies hang out with knife weilding ex cons ?

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By *iss_tressWoman  over a year ago

London


"The moral of the story is ......

The Bird at hand should have had two in the bush."

The forumites are in fire today!

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