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Oh gosh. What do you want to know? Sandra who has been married to Paul for 15 years slept with Mark but he'd already slept with Mary who is Sandra's best friends brothers sisters wife. Paul was having an affair with his wife's best friends brothers sisters wife and he turned up one evening and saw his wife there too. He had to make an excuse as to why he was there at 9pm with a bottle of wine and some roses and he made the excuse that he was sleeping with Sandra's best friends brothers sisters wife's cleaner and he was just dropping these things off for the next morning. But then the takeaway guy arrived behind him and said how great it was to see him as he's often out mowing the lawn in his speedos but he was actually dressed this time.
It was a massive hoohaa. I'm surprised you didn't hear about it.
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"Oh gosh. What do you want to know? Sandra who has been married to Paul for 15 years slept with Mark but he'd already slept with Mary who is Sandra's best friends brothers sisters wife. Paul was having an affair with his wife's best friends brothers sisters wife and he turned up one evening and saw his wife there too. He had to make an excuse as to why he was there at 9pm with a bottle of wine and some roses and he made the excuse that he was sleeping with Sandra's best friends brothers sisters wife's cleaner and he was just dropping these things off for the next morning. But then the takeaway guy arrived behind him and said how great it was to see him as he's often out mowing the lawn in his speedos but he was actually dressed this time.
It was a massive hoohaa. I'm surprised you didn't hear about it.
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Are you not getting Sandra confused with Sussanah? I also heard that it was an affair with her sister in law, Becky. |
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"TT2 and PW had separate orgies but spent the whole time making googly eyes at each other, so yeah they're basically definitely having a threeway as we speak. Well juicy 
LvM"
That was on a needs to know basis 
The cool ones can't be seen having sex with each other. Fabswingers will implode.
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"TT2 and PW had separate orgies but spent the whole time making googly eyes at each other, so yeah they're basically definitely having a threeway as we speak. Well juicy
LvM
That was on a needs to know basis
The cool ones can't be seen having sex with each other. Fabswingers will implode.
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You'll get accused of being in The Clique® at this rate... 
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Her next door put her green bin out on the wrong day, him the other side put his out at the same time...I think the bin is a sign they're banging but I can't be sure....her across the road is going to look out for anything suspicious
Them three doors down let their dog shat on my lawn the other day, didn't even pick it up dirty the dirty heckers
At work I saw Marvin hoarding staples for the fancy staple gun we have....I'm keeping a log for HR
It's all going off round here
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"TT2 and PW had separate orgies but spent the whole time making googly eyes at each other, so yeah they're basically definitely having a threeway as we speak. Well juicy
LvM
That was on a needs to know basis
The cool ones can't be seen having sex with each other. Fabswingers will implode.
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You'll get accused of being in The Clique® at this rate...
LvM"
If we're in it you are too, I need to have someone I knew there  |
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There's this couple that have spread rumours about me and another couple having separate orgies and a threesome and being part of a clique.
They're just pussy blocking me now.
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"Oh gosh. What do you want to know? Sandra who has been married to Paul for 15 years slept with Mark but he'd already slept with Mary who is Sandra's best friends brothers sisters wife. Paul was having an affair with his wife's best friends brothers sisters wife and he turned up one evening and saw his wife there too. He had to make an excuse as to why he was there at 9pm with a bottle of wine and some roses and he made the excuse that he was sleeping with Sandra's best friends brothers sisters wife's cleaner and he was just dropping these things off for the next morning. But then the takeaway guy arrived behind him and said how great it was to see him as he's often out mowing the lawn in his speedos but he was actually dressed this time.
It was a massive hoohaa. I'm surprised you didn't hear about it.
F"
It's the cleaners partner I feel sorry for  |
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