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over a year ago
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"A dry white and a pint of Guinness please.
Not in the same glass surely?
I can't leave the wife out so if your short I'll just have a half. "
No that's fine I just wanted to clarify. Wines on the bar, guinness is settling. Next! |
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"Coors light if I'm out but bud '66 in the house! 
I've just asked, they have not got coors only normal bud."
Shame! both go down a treat when ice cold an you can drink them all night an not feel bloated! and before you know it youre like a buckled wheel   |
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over a year ago
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"Fosters for me please
Lightweight
Cant drink shorts they make me ill, going out with family tonight so gotta be a good girl  "
Right half a Stella then! Don't complain it's ordered |
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over a year ago
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"A pint of Ruddles County (or whatever decent real ale they have on draught) and a Vodka and Coke for the Mrs please. I'll get the next round in  "
I don't know alot about real ale so bring your own is probably best but the v&c is on. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fosters for me please
Lightweight
Cant drink shorts they make me ill, going out with family tonight so gotta be a good girl
Right half a Stella then! Don't complain it's ordered"
Stella!!! Im gonna be on my back |
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over a year ago
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"free jukebox, in that case a glass of house white please (puts on thunderstruck by acdc on jukebox to strike up the atmosphere)"
Whole lotta Rosie had better be next else your out |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"both and whole lotta rosie is coming on, oh and if the spice girls come on i pressed the wrong buttons....honest"
If the spice girls come on your barred. No ifs, no buts! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A pint of the usual please, and a double for Ron.
We both know rons barred but Im getting your usual blue wkd ready
Sorry about the "Ron Incident" 
I'll have one for Eve then  "
Eves parole is only just up, so what's she having as long as she behaves her self |
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over a year ago
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"A pint of real ale off the hand pump for me, from whichever brewery is closest to the pub - failing that, a single malt, preferably Islay - cheers! "
Arkells is nearest so islay it is then. Next! |
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