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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

How good are you at getting the G Spot?

And bringing a woman to an exquisite orgasm?

*PW zones out for a few minutes at the thought*

Can you stay on once you've got it and go with the changes? Can you feel it?

Tell me about it in great intricate detail and any other changes you feel?

Asking for a friend.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

After a fair bit of practise and testing and instructional videos I’ve reached the conclusion that the female g spot and the female orgasm is a myth brought about by the elites to keep our minds off the real issues of the world

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"After a fair bit of practise and testing and instructional videos I’ve reached the conclusion that the female g spot and the female orgasm is a myth brought about by the elites to keep our minds off the real issues of the world "

Oh you're going on my block list

Disclaimer....this is a joke!

It's not, it's very real.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple  over a year ago

Staffordshire

I’m great at lying there while she guides my gspot seeking pissile to her special place.

Works every time.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Totally useless.

I can't find the clit either

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Actually I should probably add that I meant with your fingers!!!

*PW shakes her own head at herself for her dumbness*

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

For serious though

I was lucky to have a great partner when I was about 22 that wasn’t afraid to show me what’s what down there. From clit to g-spot

Just a few months with her and I can honestly say it made me about 900x better at pleasing my partner

I’m forever grateful for her. She showed true confidence and understanding when it came to a topic many women seem to shy away from. Cheers S

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Totally useless.

I can't find the clit either "

They're on women wonko...not you. That's why

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple  over a year ago

Leeds

Absolutely terrible.

I thought a g-spot was underwear.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Probably rubbish given the severe lack of practice!

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Mayfair

If she guides me, communicates with me and coaxes me then I'm somewhat adept at hitting the 'G Spot'. I'm not afraid to ask or collaborate.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan  over a year ago

Bradford


"How good are you at getting the G Spot?

And bringing a woman to an exquisite orgasm?

*PW zones out for a few minutes at the thought*

Can you stay on once you've got it and go with the changes? Can you feel it?

Tell me about it in great intricate detail and any other changes you feel?

Asking for a friend. "

Haveing well over 30 years experience with giveing women sexual exstacy through use of my magic finger leading to multiple orgasms and to squirt .as well through yoni massage .

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

.

Erm. Well considering I don't think I have one and it's yet to be discovered by anyone else... I'm going to say men aren't that great at it or it's an urban myth.

Or I've met men who can't find it.

#notallmen

(Being serious I don't think I have one)

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By *arriorstrongMan  over a year ago

Garstang


"How good are you at getting the G Spot?

And bringing a woman to an exquisite orgasm?

*PW zones out for a few minutes at the thought*

Can you stay on once you've got it and go with the changes? Can you feel it?

Tell me about it in great intricate detail and any other changes you feel?

Asking for a friend. "

I love the way it swells as orgasm approaches, I love how it feels during orgasm too.

I had a first this summer when I made a girl squirt from penetration alone. There's a whole new world of ecstacy out there and it's just a case of being open to it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I dont understand the mythos behind the gspot being hard to find. You can literally feel it, though you kinda need to get some women aroused first in order to feel it.

However finding the right spots with only your cock during sex... now thats the mythos people should be clamouring for

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

F can you explain what I do please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By *odgerMooreMan  over a year ago

Nowhere

If you have a thorough rummage up choof alley you will pass several dummy gspots which are put there for teenagers to experiment on. Then about 4 inches ( real inches not bloke inches) you will feel a rough spot on the front wall of the Choof - then if you imagine your fingers are bagpipes - give it a proper ‘i’ll take the high road…. Movement!’ And then be prepared for a woman who acts like your best mate after 10 pints when she grabs your head - kisses it and says awwwwww i fkn love you!! Then blows her load in your face*

* portions extracted from the British medical journal are subject to copyright and used here for accuracy & information!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Erm. Well considering I don't think I have one and it's yet to be discovered by anyone else... I'm going to say men aren't that great at it or it's an urban myth.

Or I've met men who can't find it.

#notallmen

(Being serious I don't think I have one)"

I'd happily take up the challenge of discovering yours

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"F can you explain what I do please "

No, you can just show PW. I'll be there to look after her post orgasm.

F

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By *oodmessMan  over a year ago

yumsville


"How good are you at getting the G Spot?

And bringing a woman to an exquisite orgasm?

*PW zones out for a few minutes at the thought*

Can you stay on once you've got it and go with the changes? Can you feel it?

Tell me about it in great intricate detail and any other changes you feel?

Asking for a friend. "

There's a bit more than clit stim, in out fuckery or g-spot massage. Sucking tits often isn't just nipple play but licking on and around. Heading straight for erogenous ones yeah turns someone on, but concentrating on then moving away before coming back to usually increases sensation, sensitivity, climax and so on and so and so

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Erm. Well considering I don't think I have one and it's yet to be discovered by anyone else... I'm going to say men aren't that great at it or it's an urban myth.

Or I've met men who can't find it.

#notallmen

(Being serious I don't think I have one)"

Might be a case of the right man.

I've had one that was absolutely bloody ace at it. And could tell when I was about to orgasm and he'd say something just before.

Others get it but can't stay on it. Which gets frustrating to say the least. That's not the kind of teasing I'm into

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By *esYesOMGYes!Man  over a year ago

M20

I’ve never met two women with similar physiology or sexual psychology.

One technique will never suit all women.

Being a good lover takes sensitivity and listening skills.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple  over a year ago

Lincoln

Terrible. 0/10 would not meet again.

LvM

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"If you have a thorough rummage up choof alley you will pass several dummy gspots which are put there for teenagers to experiment on. Then about 4 inches ( real inches not bloke inches) you will feel a rough spot on the front wall of the Choof - then if you imagine your fingers are bagpipes - give it a proper ‘i’ll take the high road…. Movement!’ And then be prepared for a woman who acts like your best mate after 10 pints when she grabs your head - kisses it and says awwwwww i fkn love you!! Then blows her load in your face*

* portions extracted from the British medical journal are subject to copyright and used here for accuracy & information!! "

I don't use that L word sentence!

I might tell someone I love it when they do that to me, but that's as good as it gets!

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By *lmost TouchingMan  over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat.

What is a G spot?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"F can you explain what I do please

No, you can just show PW. I'll be there to look after her post orgasm.

F"

Chocolate and boob cuddles yeah?

You're so good to me.

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By *ucka39Man  over a year ago

Newcastle

All I can say is that I feel it, when she's digging her nails in my back so I've obviously found something and sure I can keep with the changes

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By *aucasian GhandiMan  over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

A womens G spot is in the back of the throat isn't it

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By *rHotNottsMan  over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Sometimes it’s easier first and second dates, when the chemistry is explosive & certain kind of intuition and connection . Then you have to work more & it takes more time but it’s great still.

I have learnt quite a few women enjoying pressure from the outside, pubic bone etc at the same time as pulling your fingers upward through the spongy bit / gspot. Other women, it’s all about clitrrous, and some, its lips, entrances, upper thighs. No two women are the same and it’s a fascinating adventure

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A womens G spot is in the back of the throat isn't it "

Oh you can go on the block list too!

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By *odgerMooreMan  over a year ago

Nowhere


"If you have a thorough rummage up choof alley you will pass several dummy gspots which are put there for teenagers to experiment on. Then about 4 inches ( real inches not bloke inches) you will feel a rough spot on the front wall of the Choof - then if you imagine your fingers are bagpipes - give it a proper ‘i’ll take the high road…. Movement!’ And then be prepared for a woman who acts like your best mate after 10 pints when she grabs your head - kisses it and says awwwwww i fkn love you!! Then blows her load in your face*

* portions extracted from the British medical journal are subject to copyright and used here for accuracy & information!!

I don't use that L word sentence!

I might tell someone I love it when they do that to me, but that's as good as it gets!"

Deal - when are you free??

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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"Erm. Well considering I don't think I have one and it's yet to be discovered by anyone else... I'm going to say men aren't that great at it or it's an urban myth.

Or I've met men who can't find it.

#notallmen

(Being serious I don't think I have one)

Might be a case of the right man.

I've had one that was absolutely bloody ace at it. And could tell when I was about to orgasm and he'd say something just before.

Others get it but can't stay on it. Which gets frustrating to say the least. That's not the kind of teasing I'm into "

That sounds so hot! Men who know when you're about to orgasm are... yep.

I really don't think I have one. I've been with men who'll proudly describe how they find them, think they're adept at it but... nope, nothing.

Maybe you need to be more firm when they find yours and say "don't you dare move". :D Teasing is great sometimes but not when they've hit the right spot.

I'm going to see if it can be found next weekend, wish me luck and dexterous fingers.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Erm. Well considering I don't think I have one and it's yet to be discovered by anyone else... I'm going to say men aren't that great at it or it's an urban myth.

Or I've met men who can't find it.

#notallmen

(Being serious I don't think I have one)

Might be a case of the right man.

I've had one that was absolutely bloody ace at it. And could tell when I was about to orgasm and he'd say something just before.

Others get it but can't stay on it. Which gets frustrating to say the least. That's not the kind of teasing I'm into

That sounds so hot! Men who know when you're about to orgasm are... yep.

I really don't think I have one. I've been with men who'll proudly describe how they find them, think they're adept at it but... nope, nothing.

Maybe you need to be more firm when they find yours and say "don't you dare move". :D Teasing is great sometimes but not when they've hit the right spot.

I'm going to see if it can be found next weekend, wish me luck and dexterous fingers. "

Good luck and please report back!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Let’s be honest lads, it’s often more luck than judgement when we hit exactly the right spot. Every woman’s different and the important thing is to pay attention when she gives you a sign that you’ve hit on something special.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple  over a year ago

Lincoln


"Let’s be honest lads, it’s often more luck than judgement when we hit exactly the right spot. Every woman’s different and the important thing is to pay attention when she gives you a sign that you’ve hit on something special. "

Don't you go giving sensible advice now

LvM

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Don't you go giving sensible advice now

LvM"

Sorry. Won’t do it again.

.

Also! Don’t forget to use your trombone.

(Better?)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Totally useless.

I can't find the clit either "

Should've gone to Specsavers Wonko

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"For serious though

I was lucky to have a great partner when I was about 22 that wasn’t afraid to show me what’s what down there. From clit to g-spot

Just a few months with her and I can honestly say it made me about 900x better at pleasing my partner

I’m forever grateful for her. She showed true confidence and understanding when it came to a topic many women seem to shy away from. Cheers S "

Yeah why do women expect men to know what they like?

Do they not know what they (themselves) like?

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By *oodmessMan  over a year ago

yumsville


"

Maybe you need to be more firm when they find yours and say "don't you dare move". :D Teasing is great sometimes but not when they've hit the right spot.

"

You realise in saying this, the bloke will stop all, stay motionless for as long as required and all you'll receive will be a look of a dear in headlights.

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By *xydadbodMan  over a year ago

Milton keynes

I would prefer a lady to tell me what she likes then explore together

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By *egDaySkipperMan  over a year ago

Northans

This might sound like a joke answer but I honestly don't know what I'm doing. I think I just get lucky or I'm being lied to when they said they had an orgasm

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan  over a year ago

Bradford


"How good are you at getting the G Spot?

And bringing a woman to an exquisite orgasm?

*PW zones out for a few minutes at the thought*

Can you stay on once you've got it and go with the changes? Can you feel it?

Tell me about it in great intricate detail and any other changes you feel?

Asking for a friend. "

Do love your threads but high the lack of knowledge both men and women have a about their bodies and how to atain pleasure from but it all starts with the mind .

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By *oodmessMan  over a year ago

yumsville


"

Maybe you need to be more firm when they find yours and say "don't you dare move". :D Teasing is great sometimes but not when they've hit the right spot.

You realise in saying this, the bloke will stop all, stay motionless for as long as required and all you'll receive will be a look of a dear in headlights. "

Dear deer lol

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By *odgerMooreMan  over a year ago

Nowhere


"I would prefer a lady to tell me what she likes then explore together "
a woman does tell you what she likes and what she doesn’t by how she reacts to certain touches - if we pay attention theres no need for them to say … there…. Dont move… keep there…. Dont you dare move her reaction is all you need.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan  over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"A womens G spot is in the back of the throat isn't it

Oh you can go on the block list too! "

Only list I've ever been on

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"- then if you imagine your fingers are bagpipes - give it a proper ‘i’ll take the high road…. Movement!’ And then be prepared for a woman who acts like your best mate after 10 pints when she grabs your head - kisses it and says awwwwww i fkn love you!! Then blows her load in your face*

"

Should there be a squeezing of the air bags with your elbow at the same time (just wanting to get my technique correct, as could not find an illustration in the BMA journal)

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple  over a year ago

Southampton


"If you have a thorough rummage up choof alley you will pass several dummy gspots which are put there for teenagers to experiment on. Then about 4 inches ( real inches not bloke inches) you will feel a rough spot on the front wall of the Choof - then if you imagine your fingers are bagpipes - give it a proper ‘i’ll take the high road…. Movement!’ And then be prepared for a woman who acts like your best mate after 10 pints when she grabs your head - kisses it and says awwwwww i fkn love you!! Then blows her load in your face*

* portions extracted from the British medical journal are subject to copyright and used here for accuracy & information!! "

I actually just proper lol'd at that

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By *rispyDuckMan  over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you


"How good are you at getting the G Spot?

And bringing a woman to an exquisite orgasm?

*PW zones out for a few minutes at the thought*

Can you stay on once you've got it and go with the changes? Can you feel it?

Tell me about it in great intricate detail and any other changes you feel?

Asking for a friend. "

I use a Ferret pin point it’s location haha

Once it’s located me & the boys jump in & do the rest

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By *odgerMooreMan  over a year ago

Nowhere


"- then if you imagine your fingers are bagpipes - give it a proper ‘i’ll take the high road…. Movement!’ And then be prepared for a woman who acts like your best mate after 10 pints when she grabs your head - kisses it and says awwwwww i fkn love you!! Then blows her load in your face*

Should there be a squeezing of the air bags with your elbow at the same time (just wanting to get my technique correct, as could not find an illustration in the BMA journal) "

Apologies for the oversight - * additionally you can press on the breasts with an elbow until an audible honking sound is heard - similar to a 1920’s claxon horn at which point you should duck!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"- then if you imagine your fingers are bagpipes - give it a proper ‘i’ll take the high road…. Movement!’ And then be prepared for a woman who acts like your best mate after 10 pints when she grabs your head - kisses it and says awwwwww i fkn love you!! Then blows her load in your face*

Should there be a squeezing of the air bags with your elbow at the same time (just wanting to get my technique correct, as could not find an illustration in the BMA journal)

Apologies for the oversight - * additionally you can press on the breasts with an elbow until an audible honking sound is heard - similar to a 1920’s claxon horn at which point you should duck!! "

What part do we blow on? I am assuming it is blowing rather than sucking, but since I have never played the bagpipes I am not sure.

Oh there is so much to learn. Is there not a simpler implement, like a harp?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m shit at sex. I’m always surprised when a woman orgasms.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’m shit at sex. I’m always surprised when a woman orgasms. "

But can you play the bagpipes Mr Pickles?

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By *impcuckMan  over a year ago

edge of taunton

uesless

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’m shit at sex. I’m always surprised when a woman orgasms.

But can you play the bagpipes Mr Pickles?"

No. And if that’s a euphemism still no

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By *layfullsamMan  over a year ago

Solihull

What is this g spot you talk of ?

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By *ools and the brainCouple  over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"How good are you at getting the G Spot?

And bringing a woman to an exquisite orgasm?

*PW zones out for a few minutes at the thought*

Can you stay on once you've got it and go with the changes? Can you feel it?

Tell me about it in great intricate detail and any other changes you feel?

Asking for a friend. "

Let me just grab my drain rod's,plunger and put on my goggles.

I'll find it at some point

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’m shit at sex. I’m always surprised when a woman orgasms.

But can you play the bagpipes Mr Pickles?

No. And if that’s a euphemism still no"

I think that we may need to ask TodgerMoore to give us lessons, as I feel that I may be missing out - fingers, elbows, lip...so many body parts to bring in to play (sounds like one needs to be a woman as this is clearly multi tasking).

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Is it just me, or is anyone else making a note of the forumites profiles who sound like they know what they're doing?? Lol. (Ps Meli I'll copy the list for ya! Lol)

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Travelling

It's not like anyone is honestly going to say no and mean it are they.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is it just me, or is anyone else making a note of the forumites profiles who sound like they know what they're doing?? Lol. (Ps Meli I'll copy the list for ya! Lol)"

What about the ones who don't know how to play the bagpipes? I only learnt piano and violin - I can pluck the strings though

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By *andering Welsh GuyMan  over a year ago

All over the place

You can definitely tell, the pulsating of the pussy, the flushed face, or chest or neck, the shaky legs

Mmmmm I love pleasing a sexy lady mind!!

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By *ersiantugMan  over a year ago

Cardiff


"Totally useless.

I can't find the clit either "

Wonko lol

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By *iss LovelyWoman  over a year ago

Here and There


"Erm. Well considering I don't think I have one and it's yet to be discovered by anyone else... I'm going to say men aren't that great at it or it's an urban myth.

Or I've met men who can't find it.

#notallmen

(Being serious I don't think I have one)"

I don’t think I have one either

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By *layfullsamMan  over a year ago

Solihull


"Is it just me, or is anyone else making a note of the forumites profiles who sound like they know what they're doing?? Lol. (Ps Meli I'll copy the list for ya! Lol)"

That’s me doomed then, how do you delete a post

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By *ools and the brainCouple  over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"Is it just me, or is anyone else making a note of the forumites profiles who sound like they know what they're doing?? Lol. (Ps Meli I'll copy the list for ya! Lol)"

Does this mean I need to buy a new set of drain rod's?

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple  over a year ago

Lincoln


"Is it just me, or is anyone else making a note of the forumites profiles who sound like they know what they're doing?? Lol. (Ps Meli I'll copy the list for ya! Lol)"

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Trick question. Everyone knows it doesn't exist!

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple  over a year ago

Southampton


"Trick question. Everyone knows it doesn't exist!"

What the g spot? Think you'll find it's near Portsmouth

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Trick question. Everyone knows it doesn't exist!

What the g spot? Think you'll find it's near Portsmouth "

Ah on the Isle of Wight Ferry

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Never tried to find it and never felt the need to.

I'm not even sure my wife would know where it is (but I daren't ask, just in case)

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By *ll-Knight-longMan  over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)

Mmmmm with her laying on her chest then when properly moist using my thumb then curling it firmly backwards onto the spongy pad. Listen to her breathing and feeling all her muscles starting to tense then like the game operation the buzzer will sound & the nose will light up

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple  over a year ago

Southampton


"Trick question. Everyone knows it doesn't exist!

What the g spot? Think you'll find it's near Portsmouth

Ah on the Isle of Wight Ferry "

G'SPOT also known as Gosport there is a pic on the interwebs of the painted road markings lol

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By *odgerMooreMan  over a year ago

Nowhere


"Is it just me, or is anyone else making a note of the forumites profiles who sound like they know what they're doing?? Lol. (Ps Meli I'll copy the list for ya! Lol)

What about the ones who don't know how to play the bagpipes? I only learnt piano and violin - I can pluck the strings though "

I’m afraid you are destined to wander a desolate sexless existence for eternity… your only hope is the Todgermoore School of Shagging Excellence… from just £3000/Term you can learn the secrets of turning women on and 100% G spot detection… even the hidden ones…. Yes in only 4 terms ( total £12000 payable up front to my cayman isles acct - no refunds - no real names and no pictures) you can learn everything the self proclaimed ‘G-Hunter’ alleges he knows…. deposit is £11900 with £100 payable on completion!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Trick question. Everyone knows it doesn't exist!

What the g spot? Think you'll find it's near Portsmouth

Ah on the Isle of Wight Ferry "

No, that is the Red Funnel Ferry - which I think is a male sexual organ

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Trick question. Everyone knows it doesn't exist!

What the g spot? Think you'll find it's near Portsmouth

Ah on the Isle of Wight Ferry

G'SPOT also known as Gosport there is a pic on the interwebs of the painted road markings lol"

I have the meme somewhere I know ..

Was teasing.. Won't be the first time

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Erm. Well considering I don't think I have one and it's yet to be discovered by anyone else... I'm going to say men aren't that great at it or it's an urban myth.

Or I've met men who can't find it.

#notallmen

(Being serious I don't think I have one)

I don’t think I have one either "

Nor me, but then no-one has ever played the bagpipes up me so I cant be sure now

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By *eeds fun guyMan  over a year ago

yorkshire


"Trick question. Everyone knows it doesn't exist!"

Darn it I must have been dating actress’s

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple  over a year ago

Southampton


"Trick question. Everyone knows it doesn't exist!

What the g spot? Think you'll find it's near Portsmouth

Ah on the Isle of Wight Ferry

G'SPOT also known as Gosport there is a pic on the interwebs of the painted road markings lol

I have the meme somewhere I know ..

Was teasing.. Won't be the first time "

... for you looking for the gspot?

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan  over a year ago

Bradford


"Is it just me, or is anyone else making a note of the forumites profiles who sound like they know what they're doing?? Lol. (Ps Meli I'll copy the list for ya! Lol)

What about the ones who don't know how to play the bagpipes? I only learnt piano and violin - I can pluck the strings though

I’m afraid you are destined to wander a desolate sexless existence for eternity… your only hope is the Todgermoore School of Shagging Excellence… from just £3000/Term you can learn the secrets of turning women on and 100% G spot detection… even the hidden ones…. Yes in only 4 terms ( total £12000 payable up front to my cayman isles acct - no refunds - no real names and no pictures) you can learn everything the self proclaimed ‘G-Hunter’ alleges he knows…. deposit is £11900 with £100 payable on completion!! "

Excuse me I'm the one who does the courses round here

But I do believe we have opening for another teacher I was going to ask you after to join hearing of your rubic cube talents .

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is it just me, or is anyone else making a note of the forumites profiles who sound like they know what they're doing?? Lol. (Ps Meli I'll copy the list for ya! Lol)

What about the ones who don't know how to play the bagpipes? I only learnt piano and violin - I can pluck the strings though

I’m afraid you are destined to wander a desolate sexless existence for eternity… your only hope is the Todgermoore School of Shagging Excellence… from just £3000/Term you can learn the secrets of turning women on and 100% G spot detection… even the hidden ones…. Yes in only 4 terms ( total £12000 payable up front to my cayman isles acct - no refunds - no real names and no pictures) you can learn everything the self proclaimed ‘G-Hunter’ alleges he knows…. deposit is £11900 with £100 payable on completion!! "

This sounds like perfection.

Does it come with the usual endorsement, that 8 out of ten owners said their pussies preferred it to any other course?

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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"Erm. Well considering I don't think I have one and it's yet to be discovered by anyone else... I'm going to say men aren't that great at it or it's an urban myth.

Or I've met men who can't find it.

#notallmen

(Being serious I don't think I have one)

I don’t think I have one either

Nor me, but then no-one has ever played the bagpipes up me so I cant be sure now "

Ha! Can't believe I lived in Scotland for so long and didn't experience that. Maybe some women don't have one. I don't know. I'll report back on Sunday.

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By *odgerMooreMan  over a year ago

Nowhere


"Is it just me, or is anyone else making a note of the forumites profiles who sound like they know what they're doing?? Lol. (Ps Meli I'll copy the list for ya! Lol)

What about the ones who don't know how to play the bagpipes? I only learnt piano and violin - I can pluck the strings though

I’m afraid you are destined to wander a desolate sexless existence for eternity… your only hope is the Todgermoore School of Shagging Excellence… from just £3000/Term you can learn the secrets of turning women on and 100% G spot detection… even the hidden ones…. Yes in only 4 terms ( total £12000 payable up front to my cayman isles acct - no refunds - no real names and no pictures) you can learn everything the self proclaimed ‘G-Hunter’ alleges he knows…. deposit is £11900 with £100 payable on completion!!

Excuse me I'm the one who does the courses round here

But I do believe we have opening for another teacher I was going to ask you after to join hearing of your rubic cube talents ."

i can solve a rubic cube in my pocket…- at least that looks like what im doing

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan  over a year ago

Bradford


"Is it just me, or is anyone else making a note of the forumites profiles who sound like headhu know what they're doing?? Lol. (Ps Meli I'll copy the list for ya! Lol)

What about the ones who don't know how to play the bagpipes? I only learnt piano and violin - I can pluck the strings though

I’m afraid you are destined to wander a desolate sexless existence for eternity… your only hope is the Todgermoore School of Shagging Excellence… from just £3000/Term you can learn the secrets of turning women on and 100% G spot detection… even the hidden ones…. Yes in only 4 terms ( total £12000 payable up front to my cayman isles acct - no refunds - no real names and no pictures) you can learn everything the self proclaimed ‘G-Hunter’ alleges he knows…. deposit is £11900 with £100 payable on completion!!

Excuse me I'm the one who does the courses round here

But I do believe we have opening for another teacher I was going to ask you after to join hearing of your rubic cube talents . i can solve a rubic cube in my pocket…- at least that looks like what im doing "

indeed your very talented man we wanted you on the team but couldn't contact you direct due to your filters .we were going to send a woman to headhunt you .

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By *odgerMooreMan  over a year ago

Nowhere


"Is it just me, or is anyone else making a note of the forumites profiles who sound like they know what they're doing?? Lol. (Ps Meli I'll copy the list for ya! Lol)

What about the ones who don't know how to play the bagpipes? I only learnt piano and violin - I can pluck the strings though

I’m afraid you are destined to wander a desolate sexless existence for eternity… your only hope is the Todgermoore School of Shagging Excellence… from just £3000/Term you can learn the secrets of turning women on and 100% G spot detection… even the hidden ones…. Yes in only 4 terms ( total £12000 payable up front to my cayman isles acct - no refunds - no real names and no pictures) you can learn everything the self proclaimed ‘G-Hunter’ alleges he knows…. deposit is £11900 with £100 payable on completion!!

This sounds like perfection.

Does it come with the usual endorsement, that 8 out of ten owners said their pussies preferred it to any other course?"

The new standard is ‘81% of the people asked … who have ginger children and responded with other than ‘eff off!’ And were of the male/ female and all variations and derivatives with blue eyes and a side parting agreed’…. So it’s in there but just slightly varied

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By *odgerMooreMan  over a year ago

Nowhere


"Is it just me, or is anyone else making a note of the forumites profiles who sound like headhu know what they're doing?? Lol. (Ps Meli I'll copy the list for ya! Lol)

What about the ones who don't know how to play the bagpipes? I only learnt piano and violin - I can pluck the strings though

I’m afraid you are destined to wander a desolate sexless existence for eternity… your only hope is the Todgermoore School of Shagging Excellence… from just £3000/Term you can learn the secrets of turning women on and 100% G spot detection… even the hidden ones…. Yes in only 4 terms ( total £12000 payable up front to my cayman isles acct - no refunds - no real names and no pictures) you can learn everything the self proclaimed ‘G-Hunter’ alleges he knows…. deposit is £11900 with £100 payable on completion!!

Excuse me I'm the one who does the courses round here

But I do believe we have opening for another teacher I was going to ask you after to join hearing of your rubic cube talents . i can solve a rubic cube in my pocket…- at least that looks like what im doing indeed your very talented man we wanted you on the team but couldn't contact you direct due to your filters .we were going to send a woman to headhunt you ."

i think if you had used the word breasts in your profile - id have found you ages ago!!

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan  over a year ago

Bradford


"Is it just me, or is anyone else making a note of the forumites profiles who sound like headhu know what they're doing?? Lol. (Ps Meli I'll copy the list for ya! Lol)

What about the ones who don't know how to play the bagpipes? I only learnt piano and violin - I can pluck the strings though

I’m afraid you are destined to wander a desolate sexless existence for eternity… your only hope is the Todgermoore School of Shagging Excellence… from just £3000/Term you can learn the secrets of turning women on and 100% G spot detection… even the hidden ones…. Yes in only 4 terms ( total £12000 payable up front to my cayman isles acct - no refunds - no real names and no pictures) you can learn everything the self proclaimed ‘G-Hunter’ alleges he knows…. deposit is £11900 with £100 payable on completion!!

Excuse me I'm the one who does the courses round here

But I do believe we have opening for another teacher I was going to ask you after to join hearing of your rubic cube talents . i can solve a rubic cube in my pocket…- at least that looks like what im doing indeed your very talented man we wanted you on the team but couldn't contact you direct due to your filters .we were going to send a woman to headhunt you . i think if you had used the word breasts in your profile - id have found you ages ago!! "

We used to have few pics of maya,s tits on there but fab

Decied after ten years of them been there to take them

Off show .

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By *antricSeeker60Man  over a year ago

Durham

It’s all about shared sexual energy a woman has to feel safe in order to unfold. If she doesn’t feel safe, she won’t be able to open, because she’ll have a protective guard on. She won’t be able to relax into her pleasure and orgasm or trust that it’s ok to enter into those states.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan  over a year ago

Bradford


"It’s all about shared sexual energy a woman has to feel safe in order to unfold. If she doesn’t feel safe, she won’t be able to open, because she’ll have a protective guard on. She won’t be able to relax into her pleasure and orgasm or trust that it’s ok to enter into those states.

"

Elementary my dear professor.

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli

My fwb says 90% success rate of hitting it, I don't know if that's 90% of thrusts or 90% of the time but same difference

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is it just me, or is anyone else making a note of the forumites profiles who sound like they know what they're doing?? Lol. (Ps Meli I'll copy the list for ya! Lol)

What about the ones who don't know how to play the bagpipes? I only learnt piano and violin - I can pluck the strings though

I’m afraid you are destined to wander a desolate sexless existence for eternity… your only hope is the Todgermoore School of Shagging Excellence… from just £3000/Term you can learn the secrets of turning women on and 100% G spot detection… even the hidden ones…. Yes in only 4 terms ( total £12000 payable up front to my cayman isles acct - no refunds - no real names and no pictures) you can learn everything the self proclaimed ‘G-Hunter’ alleges he knows…. deposit is £11900 with £100 payable on completion!!

This sounds like perfection.

Does it come with the usual endorsement, that 8 out of ten owners said their pussies preferred it to any other course?

The new standard is ‘81% of the people asked … who have ginger children and responded with other than ‘eff off!’ And were of the male/ female and all variations and derivatives with blue eyes and a side parting agreed’…. So it’s in there but just slightly varied "

That is ringing endorsement.

Now if you are a Nigerian prince who has somehow got stuck in space and needs a large sum of money to get back , or else to pay for his third wife's elderly mother to have a bone marrow transplant that can only be carried out in Djibouti, then please let me have your bank details and I will transfer the money for this course immediately - and also give it a rating on Trust Pilot.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Trick question. Everyone knows it doesn't exist!

What the g spot? Think you'll find it's near Portsmouth

Ah on the Isle of Wight Ferry

G'SPOT also known as Gosport there is a pic on the interwebs of the painted road markings lol

I have the meme somewhere I know ..

Was teasing.. Won't be the first time

... for you looking for the gspot? "

I've travelled across the country looking to no avail

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple  over a year ago

Southampton


"Trick question. Everyone knows it doesn't exist!

What the g spot? Think you'll find it's near Portsmouth

Ah on the Isle of Wight Ferry

G'SPOT also known as Gosport there is a pic on the interwebs of the painted road markings lol

I have the meme somewhere I know ..

Was teasing.. Won't be the first time

... for you looking for the gspot?

I've travelled across the country looking to no avail "

Ah but have you tried going down the country??

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan  over a year ago

A den in the Glen


"Totally useless.

I can't find the clit either "

What's one of them?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Which one would you like to start with, or shall I just surprise you?

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan  over a year ago

Bradford


"Is it just me, or is anyone else making a note of the forumites profiles who sound like they know what they're doing?? Lol. (Ps Meli I'll copy the list for ya! Lol)

What about the ones who don't know how to play the bagpipes? I only learnt piano and violin - I can pluck the strings though

I’m afraid you are destined to wander a desolate sexless existence for eternity… your only hope is the Todgermoore School of Shagging Excellence… from just £3000/Term you can learn the secrets of turning women on and 100% G spot detection… even the hidden ones…. Yes in only 4 terms ( total £12000 payable up front to my cayman isles acct - no refunds - no real names and no pictures) you can learn everything the self proclaimed ‘G-Hunter’ alleges he knows…. deposit is £11900 with £100 payable on completion!!

This sounds like perfection.

Does it come with the usual endorsement, that 8 out of ten owners said their pussies preferred it to any other course?

The new standard is ‘81% of the people asked … who have ginger children and responded with other than ‘eff off!’ And were of the male/ female and all variations and derivatives with blue eyes and a side parting agreed’…. So it’s in there but just slightly varied

That is ringing endorsement.

Now if you are a Nigerian prince who has somehow got stuck in space and needs a large sum of money to get back , or else to pay for his third wife's elderly mother to have a bone marrow transplant that can only be carried out in Djibouti, then please let me have your bank details and I will transfer the money for this course immediately - and also give it a rating on Trust Pilot."

Think we got a live one here tog snap his hands off.

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By *ister-mischiefMan  over a year ago

Trafford


"How good are you at getting the G Spot?

And bringing a woman to an exquisite orgasm?

*PW zones out for a few minutes at the thought*

Can you stay on once you've got it and go with the changes? Can you feel it?

Tell me about it in great intricate detail and any other changes you feel?

Asking for a friend. "

You can feel it especially when the lady is aroused, more so when she is starting to build up to climaxing.

I have found it is better if the lady arches her hips up if lay down as I can adjust the pressure I am putting on it with my finger/s.

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By *rs mischiefWoman  over a year ago

Manchester


"How good are you at getting the G Spot?

And bringing a woman to an exquisite orgasm?

*PW zones out for a few minutes at the thought*

Can you stay on once you've got it and go with the changes? Can you feel it?

Tell me about it in great intricate detail and any other changes you feel?

Asking for a friend.

You can feel it especially when the lady is aroused, more so when she is starting to build up to climaxing.

I have found it is better if the lady arches her hips up if lay down as I can adjust the pressure I am putting on it with my finger/s.

"

And what a grand job the Mr does! never fails to make me gush

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It’s all about shared sexual energy a woman has to feel safe in order to unfold. If she doesn’t feel safe, she won’t be able to open, because she’ll have a protective guard on. She won’t be able to relax into her pleasure and orgasm or trust that it’s ok to enter into those states.

"

Oh! I need unfolding

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan  over a year ago

Bradford


"How good are you at getting the G Spot?

And bringing a woman to an exquisite orgasm?

*PW zones out for a few minutes at the thought*

Can you stay on once you've got it and go with the changes? Can you feel it?

Tell me about it in great intricate detail and any other changes you feel?

Asking for a friend.

You can feel it especially when the lady is aroused, more so when she is starting to build up to climaxing.

I have found it is better if the lady arches her hips up if lay down as I can adjust the pressure I am putting on it with my finger/s.

And what a grand job the Mr does! never fails to make me gush "

Thanks for the ringing endorcement. mR

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By *orny-DJMan  over a year ago

Leigh-on-Sea

Very good. Best position for it, at least with me, i've found, is cowgirl. Hits the spot perfectly and has given intense pleasure

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Trick question. Everyone knows it doesn't exist!

What the g spot? Think you'll find it's near Portsmouth

Ah on the Isle of Wight Ferry

G'SPOT also known as Gosport there is a pic on the interwebs of the painted road markings lol

I have the meme somewhere I know ..

Was teasing.. Won't be the first time

... for you looking for the gspot?

I've travelled across the country looking to no avail

Ah but have you tried going down the country?? "

Going down on what sorry??

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By *odgerMooreMan  over a year ago

Nowhere


"Is it just me, or is anyone else making a note of the forumites profiles who sound like they know what they're doing?? Lol. (Ps Meli I'll copy the list for ya! Lol)

What about the ones who don't know how to play the bagpipes? I only learnt piano and violin - I can pluck the strings though

I’m afraid you are destined to wander a desolate sexless existence for eternity… your only hope is the Todgermoore School of Shagging Excellence… from just £3000/Term you can learn the secrets of turning women on and 100% G spot detection… even the hidden ones…. Yes in only 4 terms ( total £12000 payable up front to my cayman isles acct - no refunds - no real names and no pictures) you can learn everything the self proclaimed ‘G-Hunter’ alleges he knows…. deposit is £11900 with £100 payable on completion!!

This sounds like perfection.

Does it come with the usual endorsement, that 8 out of ten owners said their pussies preferred it to any other course?

The new standard is ‘81% of the people asked … who have ginger children and responded with other than ‘eff off!’ And were of the male/ female and all variations and derivatives with blue eyes and a side parting agreed’…. So it’s in there but just slightly varied

That is ringing endorsement.

Now if you are a Nigerian prince who has somehow got stuck in space and needs a large sum of money to get back , or else to pay for his third wife's elderly mother to have a bone marrow transplant that can only be carried out in Djibouti, then please let me have your bank details and I will transfer the money for this course immediately - and also give it a rating on Trust Pilot.

Think we got a live one here tog snap his hands off."

I have fwded all relevant banking and account references for you to the email you provided if you can confirm it was fraud.squad@netpolice?

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