You've got a sex gnome! 
I mean, I've seen them in the shops but I thought only the hard core anal fans had them.
So go on, tell us which of you and how much? Up to the beard? Or all the way to his boots? 
And what did he do with his fishing rod?  |
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"You've got a sex gnome!
I mean, I've seen them in the shops but I thought only the hard core anal fans had them.
So go on, tell us which of you and how much? Up to the beard? Or all the way to his boots?
And what did he do with his fishing rod? "
He is mine, jules, 25 quid, birthday money. Take a closer look at his nose !!!! |
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"Take a closer look at his nose !!!!"
could u turn him to the left a tad please I wanna check out the nose on a different angle ............. giggling now  |
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""Take a closer look at his nose !!!!"
could u turn him to the left a tad please I wanna check out the nose on a different angle ............. giggling now "
Will do, but judt off out, its got a upturn and bulbus |
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"with you down to your skimpies and your hand on his shiny red helmet, no wonder he's wearing such a big smile  "
Hes a perv, its his hand his holding up im concerned about |
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""Take a closer look at his nose !!!!"
could u turn him to the left a tad please I wanna check out the nose on a different angle ............. giggling now
Will do, but judt off out, its got a upturn and bulbus"
wot about the gnome's nose?  |
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""Take a closer look at his nose !!!!"
could u turn him to the left a tad please I wanna check out the nose on a different angle ............. giggling now
Will do, but judt off out, its got a upturn and bulbus
wot about the gnome's nose? "
Is is a bulbous 7.5 inches?
We all know how excited Jules gets about 7.5 inches... |
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"this cheeky chappy turned up at our house today and made himself at home. his name is Oscar and he wanted to meet my fab friends...
hope he's coming camping "
I would have thought so. You have to be camp to wear that much blusher with that outfit |
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"this cheeky chappy turned up at our house today and made himself at home. his name is Oscar and he wanted to meet my fab friends...
hope he's coming camping "
He can be the camp mascot, so long as all knght guards him |
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""Take a closer look at his nose !!!!"
could u turn him to the left a tad please I wanna check out the nose on a different angle ............. giggling now
Will do, but judt off out, its got a upturn and bulbus
wot about the gnome's nose?
Is is a bulbous 7.5 inches?
We all know how excited Jules gets about 7.5 inches... "
Dont we all ladies, |
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"Is he a nazi gnome ?
I'm a bit worried about his salute
He is a happy chappy, no nazi in him. "
Phew ! You know what those nazis did in camps ....
Sorry, just re-watching the Odessa File .....
so he'll be parked outside your flaps then ? Tent ones .... When he comes to north wales
Will it be like a secret sign ?
Busy or all welcome ?  |
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"this cheeky chappy turned up at our house today and made himself at home. his name is Oscar and he wanted to meet my fab friends..."
Hes cute in a creepy kinda way, but i dont like gnomes....funny pic though...  |
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"Is he a nazi gnome ?
I'm a bit worried about his salute
He is a happy chappy, no nazi in him.
Phew ! You know what those nazis did in camps ....
Sorry, just re-watching the Odessa File .....
so he'll be parked outside your flaps then ? Tent ones .... When he comes to north wales
Will it be like a secret sign ?
Busy or all welcome ? "
We shall have to decide that between us, he can be shared out, as he is a very caring gnome |
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"If he turns around he will have a moustache
Are you saying I have a hairy foof? I so do not, xxx
a foof "
Smooth as a babys bum here, no fur here, xxxx |
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