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How can we improve Women, Fabsters?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Obviously a volume / mute button would be useful, that goes without saying 
But what else?
(p.s. it’s just a *fun* thread, my lovelies, don’t take it too seriously. Please. Fanks! And don’t worry, someone will start an equivalent men thread soon which will be much more popular than this one  )
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"Women would be better if they were men.
Less desirable. But better. "
What ^ he meant to say was they’d be better *off*. As in, less subjugated by the systemic inequalities of the patriarchy. Not actually ‘better’. Because that would be a stupid thing to say.
Right? |
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By *apnDomMan
over a year ago
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Put the "turn me on" button somewhere more easily reachable than hidden under many layers of clothes and between the legs...
Better would be back of the neck or something. FLip it on for sex. |
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By *apnDomMan
over a year ago
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How about a "honest answer" option if you really just need an answer without having to guess what she means or expects?
"Where do you wanna go for dinner?" "I don't care. You pick." "Okay the italian" "Oh, I don't know if I am dressed up enough for that"
Just choose the option "honest answer" and she'll tell you "nandos, and I will steal your humus but won't order any mself even if you ask me" (or whatever)  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm amazed no one has posted..."turn their wanting to say no off" ?
Ie: "will you meet me?
Can I have a blowjob?
Do u do anal?
Or are you boys too chicken to admit you'd like that upgrade? Lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Women would be better if they were men.
Less desirable. But better.
What ^ he meant to say was they’d be better *off*. As in, less subjugated by the systemic inequalities of the patriarchy. Not actually ‘better’. Because that would be a stupid thing to say.
Right?"
No I said what I said. Men are better than women. Women would be better if they were just like us! |
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"I'm amazed no one has posted..."turn their wanting to say no off" ?
Ie: "will you meet me?
Can I have a blowjob?
Do u do anal?
Or are you boys too chicken to admit you'd like that upgrade? Lol "
Upgrade the anal, to dry anal then I'll admit it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm amazed no one has posted..."turn their wanting to say no off" ?
Ie: "will you meet me?
Can I have a blowjob?
Do u do anal?
Or are you boys too chicken to admit you'd like that upgrade? Lol "
They'd probably like that in a humorous way.
But to admit to it in a serious way would make them a dangerous individual. |
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"Put the "turn me on" button somewhere more easily reachable than hidden under many layers of clothes and between the legs...
Better would be back of the neck or something. FLip it on for sex."
Oh but they are! Back of neck, hands, arms, knees, back, blahblah touch anywhere. It's just more of a wind up crank than an on-off switch
I'd say massive improvement would be more upper body musculature, for hauling the family foodshop and for the heavier housework  |
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I like mine the way she is thanks.
Oh go on then… just temper her libido very slightly.
I can’t keep up lately. Drained me so many times last night I went for a wee this morning and just a few grains of sand dropped out. |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
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"I like mine the way she is thanks.
Oh go on then… just temper her libido very slightly.
I can’t keep up lately. Drained me so many times last night I went for a wee this morning and just a few grains of sand dropped out."
Ready to take over the controls when you need me cap'n! |
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"Women would be better if they were men.
Less desirable. But better.
What ^ he meant to say was they’d be better *off*. As in, less subjugated by the systemic inequalities of the patriarchy. Not actually ‘better’. Because that would be a stupid thing to say.
Right?
No I said what I said. Men are better than women. Women would be better if they were just like us! "
So women need to be dicks, oops I meant have dicks  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was born with imperfections if you cannot like me for that.. Just saying. No one needs to change anything.. Op.. Be yourselves ladies always.
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Missed the part of the OP that said it’s fun, don’t take it seriously? |
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"I like mine the way she is thanks.
Oh go on then… just temper her libido very slightly.
I can’t keep up lately. Drained me so many times last night I went for a wee this morning and just a few grains of sand dropped out."
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Make the G-spot a big red button on the stomach or something. Easy to find. Or a set of directions "Follow Mons Parkway down, passing Majora and Minora Ways. Under the Hood overpass and into the tunnel. Gräfenberg Place should be above you. If you get to Cervical Cul-de-sac, you've gone much too far"
LvM |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Make the G-spot a big red button on the stomach or something. Easy to find. Or a set of directions "Follow Mons Parkway down, passing Majora and Minora Ways. Under the Hood overpass and into the tunnel. Gräfenberg Place should be above you. If you get to Cervical Cul-de-sac, you've gone much too far"
LvM"
*Re-routing* *Re-routing* |
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