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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So what's the strangest thing that you have woken up with after a night on the pop, other than a person?!
I only ask I have just looked up to see a pot of coriander on my bedroom window sill  |
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"So what's the strangest thing that you have woken up with after a night on the pop, other than a person?!
I only ask I have just looked up to see a pot of coriander on my bedroom window sill "
At least it wasn't growing out of your foof! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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True story……
Whilst on a rig undergoing remedial work in a Rotterdam dry-dock….!.
I was rudely awoken by the sound of horrendous snoring only to find a d*unken Dutch Welder had somehow managed to gain access to my cabin and had climbed into the top bunk in which I was already sleeping and he was just lying there fast asleep top-to toe with me….!. …
When I shouted, Oi what the fuk is going on here,,,, he just snuggled his head under his arm and never budged……
I was properly peeved and unable to assmeble rational thought other than wanting to take to the lifeboats,,,, but we were in dry dock !!!....so what use would that have been sheeeeezzzz...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A big metal amber warning lamp (the old 1s they used to attach to road cones) "
I haven't been on the drink with you have I? I've woke up with a traffic cone in bed with me before. Can't remember how it got there though |
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