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"Gran we are all .. Each day like a flower bloom and grow it die . We will all go one day .. So we have to make the best of life when here . xxx
bollocks...."
have you a cold ? i had the flue felt i was on my way out . |
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"Gran we are all .. Each day like a flower bloom and grow it die . We will all go one day .. So we have to make the best of life when here . xxx
bollocks.... have you a cold ? i had the flue felt i was on my way out . "
Well if you had the Flu i'm having pneumonia!
I feel like shite. |
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"Of what granny crumpet?...and is it terminal?....
Flowers?
I dot a threamink told n laryngitith
A slow shag will do nicely ta."
Ok....I'll start by takin ur temperature with my rather unusual thermometer....
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"Of what granny crumpet?...and is it terminal?....
Flowers?
I dot a threamink told n laryngitith
A slow shag will do nicely ta.
Ok....I'll start by takin ur temperature with my rather unusual thermometer....
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Not that thin thing with the bobbly end again |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I have seen a lot of Cancer patients over the last 6 years.
and ? Did they have colds too ?"
At the point I posted I wasn't aware this was another joke thread  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Gan well i was in AE last night almost 3 hours i almost cut my finger off so much blood come out like a fountain i passed out and its all strapped thay sorted it . I will live but god its going to be hell having a bath or doing my hair , lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I feel your pain granny, I've had a rotten cold and a sinus infection for a week!
Tablet shifting the infection but the cold remains! 
Hope you feel better soon x "
Sexy lol 
Get well soon lovely xx |
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"Of what granny crumpet?...and is it terminal?....
Flowers?
I dot a threamink told n laryngitith
A slow shag will do nicely ta.
Ok....I'll start by takin ur temperature with my rather unusual thermometer....
Not that thin thing with the bobbly end again "
Err...sorry yes.....  |
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I have seen a lot of Cancer patients over the last 6 years.
and ? Did they have colds too ?
At the point I posted I wasn't aware this was another joke thread "
Joke ! How dare you ! sniffun, pissun, coffin n whining slimey eyes n nosies and NO voice ..... isn't a joke.. it's murder by virus and no amount of my self pity will shake it off ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Nooooo Gwanny,,,,,don't do it....
Gwanny, I have a plan to live forever, which so far is working ok.
You should get one too....
xx
Does it involve funnels and formaldehyde ?"
Funnels yes….. but you can substitute formaldehyde with gin if you like….
Although I prefer sparking mineral water,,,  |
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"I feel your pain granny, I've had a rotten cold and a sinus infection for a week!
Tablet shifting the infection but the cold remains!
Hope you feel better soon x "
See a human being at last. Will you be my mum ? |
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"Nooooo Gwanny,,,,,don't do it....
Gwanny, I have a plan to live forever, which so far is working ok.
You should get one too....
xx
Does it involve funnels and formaldehyde ?
Funnels yes….. but you can substitute formaldehyde with gin if you like….
Although I prefer sparking mineral water,,, "
I thought that said spaNking mineral water. My eyes are like those of Maradonna .....
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I'm already (in between the sneezing and coughing) being mum to a teething 2 year old who's also full of snot.
But I can make a vat of lemsip for us all to share if that would help? (Plus I have doughnuts! Lol) x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I have seen a lot of Cancer patients over the last 6 years.
and ? Did they have colds too ?
At the point I posted I wasn't aware this was another joke thread
Joke ! How dare you ! sniffun, pissun, coffin n whining slimey eyes n nosies and NO voice ..... isn't a joke.. it's murder by virus and no amount of my self pity will shake it off ! "
lol = rested case lol |
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"Gan well i was in AE last night almost 3 hours i almost cut my finger off so much blood come out like a fountain i passed out and its all strapped thay sorted it . I will live but god its going to be hell having a bath or doing my hair , lol "
Poor Jo xx Told you not to get into S and M. You just haven't go the balance dahlink ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Gran we are all .. Each day like a flower bloom and grow it die . We will all go one day .. So we have to make the best of life when here . xxx
bollocks.... have you a cold ? i had the flue felt i was on my way out .
Well if you had the Flu i'm having pneumonia!
I feel like shite."
Gan you need how water bottle BED and tablet paracetamol whisky honey lemon drink ....... i hate whisky but did help me.  XXXX |
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"I'm already (in between the sneezing and coughing) being mum to a teething 2 year old who's also full of snot.
But I can make a vat of lemsip for us all to share if that would help? (Plus I have doughnuts! Lol) x"
I ate enough stodge yesterday to sink the titanic..... again.
I have honey n lemon and parrots ate em all but it's time that will heal me ... I need a nursey... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Get some echinacea down you. I've had the cold this week but seems to be shifting now. I think it was the echinacea that's killing it, or it might have been last nights vodka..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I have seen a lot of Cancer patients over the last 6 years.
and ? Did they have colds too ?
At the point I posted I wasn't aware this was another joke thread
Joke ! How dare you ! sniffun, pissun, coffin n whining slimey eyes n nosies and NO voice ..... isn't a joke.. it's murder by virus and no amount of my self pity will shake it off ! "
Could be worse......................................................... You could be a man! |
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"Get some echinacea down you. I've had the cold this week but seems to be shifting now. I think it was the echinacea that's killing it, or it might have been last nights vodka....."
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Nooooo Gwanny,,,,,don't do it....
Gwanny, I have a plan to live forever, which so far is working ok.
You should get one too....
xx
Does it involve funnels and formaldehyde ?
Funnels yes….. but you can substitute formaldehyde with gin if you like….
Although I prefer sparking mineral water,,,
I thought that said spaNking mineral water. My eyes are like those of Maradonna .....
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Yeah Gwanny I hear ya,,, but I blame the failed marriage to Sean Penn for that! |
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"what's your PIN number Granny
just in the event of any tragic events, it would help me deal with any banking business on your behalf.
I like to help xx
all the best"
you have such heart View me ole darling.... PIN number is UPURS xxx |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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"what's your PIN number Granny
just in the event of any tragic events, it would help me deal with any banking business on your behalf.
I like to help xx
all the best
you have such heart View me ole darling.... PIN number is UPURS xxx "
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"Granny, when I posted my thread I didn't realise you had issued your death proclamation.
I'm sorry for not taking your illness seriously enough."
Don't worry Lickety. Imagine the guilt that will wrack you when I;m sprawled out on the lounge carpet with posters foot touchin me n sayin.....Who's that - or who was that.... Anyway... I am nearly dead so im crawling off...... |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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"Granny, when I posted my thread I didn't realise you had issued your death proclamation.
I'm sorry for not taking your illness seriously enough.
Don't worry Lickety. Imagine the guilt that will wrack you when I;m sprawled out on the lounge carpet with posters foot touchin me n sayin.....Who's that - or who was that.... Anyway... I am nearly dead so im crawling off...... "
anywhere you lay , put waterproofs down.... leakage
do point destroying a good carpet
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"Granny, when I posted my thread I didn't realise you had issued your death proclamation.
I'm sorry for not taking your illness seriously enough.
Don't worry Lickety. Imagine the guilt that will wrack you when I;m sprawled out on the lounge carpet with posters foot touchin me n sayin.....Who's that - or who was that.... Anyway... I am nearly dead so im crawling off...... "
I'll be in Liverpool in 10 days or so. I'll come and sniff at the letterbox then. If you're decaying I'll make sure a clean up crew is called in. How's that for restitution of my wrong? |
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"Granny, when I posted my thread I didn't realise you had issued your death proclamation.
I'm sorry for not taking your illness seriously enough.
Don't worry Lickety. Imagine the guilt that will wrack you when I;m sprawled out on the lounge carpet with posters foot touchin me n sayin.....Who's that - or who was that.... Anyway... I am nearly dead so im crawling off......
I'll be in Liverpool in 10 days or so. I'll come and sniff at the letterbox then. If you're decaying I'll make sure a clean up crew is called in. How's that for restitution of my wrong?"
I've turned the corner.
I can swallow again. Which is damn good considering I didn't before I was ill.
What you in Liverpool for ? |
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"Granny ure on the wrong thread, we played illness poker earlier 
With the greatest of respect I am not on the wrong thread.
I forgive your error. "
apologies for my mistake granny - and I hope you feel better soon |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"I'll be in Liverpool in 10 days or so. I'll come and sniff at the letterbox then. If you're decaying I'll make sure a clean up crew is called in. How's that for restitution of my wrong?
I've turned the corner.
I can swallow again. Which is damn good considering I didn't before I was ill.
What you in Liverpool for ?"
Hurrah! Granny is feeling better. I'm on a tour of the country and Liverpool is one of my stops. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I've turned the corner.
I can swallow again. Which is damn good considering I didn't before I was ill.
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Quick guys, sounds like granny's up for a meet!! Lol
Glad your not terminal gran, who would we laugh at, sorry with on forum! ! |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
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"I'll be in Liverpool in 10 days or so. I'll come and sniff at the letterbox then. If you're decaying I'll make sure a clean up crew is called in. How's that for restitution of my wrong?
I've turned the corner.
I can swallow again. Which is damn good considering I didn't before I was ill.
What you in Liverpool for ?
Hurrah! Granny is feeling better. I'm on a tour of the country and Liverpool is one of my stops."
if she's not dying,knowing that she can swallow again,is next best thing. |
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