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Pardon my French, but it’s been a stressful day at work. So I’m in a sweary mood.
I’m about to reach for the wine. But while I do that, can you lovely lot help me de-stress this evening?
My inbox and this thread are both wide open. Make me smile, any way you like.
Thanks in advance. You’re all superstars. |
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"Pardon my French, but it’s been a stressful day at work. So I’m in a sweary mood.
I’m about to reach for the wine. But while I do that, can you lovely lot help me de-stress this evening?
My inbox and this thread are both wide open. Make me smile, any way you like.
Thanks in advance. You’re all superstars."
Join the club xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pardon my French, but it’s been a stressful day at work. So I’m in a sweary mood.
I’m about to reach for the wine. But while I do that, can you lovely lot help me de-stress this evening?
My inbox and this thread are both wide open. Make me smile, any way you like.
Thanks in advance. You’re all superstars."
Get me a glass, I'll join you and we can't rant together, and what was it you said the other day????
Mind you my Friday is going pretty well so I'll just listen to you. |
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"Pardon my French, but it’s been a stressful day at work. So I’m in a sweary mood.
I’m about to reach for the wine. But while I do that, can you lovely lot help me de-stress this evening?
My inbox and this thread are both wide open. Make me smile, any way you like.
Thanks in advance. You’re all superstars."
Go into ireland forum. My thread on “you know your ugly when…” might give you a few laughs
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Little joke for you:
'I blew a speaker in my car today. Yeah, he was a motivational speaker. It left a bad taste in my mouth but I feel a lot more positive'.
Hope you get to release the stress and unwind soon. Maybe a fire, starting to feel like that time of year again? |
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By *unchalMan
over a year ago
Dartford |
"Pardon my French, but it’s been a stressful day at work. So I’m in a sweary mood.
I’m about to reach for the wine. But while I do that, can you lovely lot help me de-stress this evening?
My inbox and this thread are both wide open. Make me smile, any way you like.
Thanks in advance. You’re all superstars.
Get me a glass, I'll join you and we can't rant together, and what was it you said the other day????
Mind you my Friday is going pretty well so I'll just listen to you."
Such a women. Listen! We need solutions!  |
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"I don't even have the energy to offer a flaps akimbo pic to cheer you up RTG."
It’s the thought that counts, Prey. And now that’s what I’m thinking of. Fondly.
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"Well if he checked his in box lol  "
I just did! And WOW what a response. And your boobs are there. Boobs are great.
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"Mind you my Friday is going pretty well so I'll just listen to you."
Can I just listen to you though? I love your voice notes. You have a really relaxing accent.
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"Boobs will do it. I unfortunately do not own a pair so am unable to bring a smile to his face, but YOU can. "
If Carlsberg made wingmen … Thanks Kai. Much appreciated.
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"ooooo what kind of wine are you going for? Can you pour me one please?"
I’ve cracked open an ice-cold Pinot rosé, since the sun is shining. I’m sure there’s enough for everyone. Probably. Things are looking up!
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"I'll get Brucey sent over to give you the juiciest handjob of your life  "
Why do I have the impression he’d be VERY enthusiastic about it? Like, determined to do a great job if he was gonna do it at all. All gripping too hard and rushing things.
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"It’s Friday. Another week down. Look forward to next week op."
Nooo! Next week brings more overwork and more deadlines rushing towards me like an oncoming express train. I’m going to slow down and savour the weekend.
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"My thread on “you know you’re ugly when…” might give you a few laughs."
I’ve never been in the Ireland forum. I’ll try it!
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"Hope you get to release the stress and unwind soon. Maybe a fire, starting to feel like that time of year again?"
Hans, I love you like a brother, and your little joke too, but I’m not sure I trust you around flames … |
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By *archelCouple
over a year ago
A field somewhere |
I've been investigated by our h&s auditor today after an accident on the site I'm running. I'm looking at a RIDDOR.
Our internal investigation concluded I have gone above and beyond with regards to on site h&s.
I'm now looking forward (not!) to a visit from the HSE now.
Now that's a shit day in anyone's book. |
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"I had a shit show of a clinic so the top shelf of rum or bourbon is looking appealing to me right now as even though I've finished I still have notes to write up 
Tinder "
Our department was just in chaos the entire day... enjoy a large one |
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"Now that's a shit day in anyone's book."
I’m afraid I don’t know what RIDDOR means but it sounds like another fucker of a day and you have my sympathy. I do know a very good (and very sexy) H&S specialist if you need a helping hand. |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"Pardon my French, but it’s been a stressful day at work. So I’m in a sweary mood.
I’m about to reach for the wine. But while I do that, can you lovely lot help me de-stress this evening?
My inbox and this thread are both wide open. Make me smile, any way you like.
Thanks in advance. You’re all superstars."
Ag, shame, man! Have a biiiig hug from me. |
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"I had a shit show of a clinic so the top shelf of rum or bourbon is looking appealing to me right now"
Think of that top shelf as the dark golden reward waiting for you at the end of the work you need to finish.
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"Our department was just in chaos the entire day... enjoy a large one "
Are we still talking about rum, or did you skip straight to the cock?  |
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By *archelCouple
over a year ago
A field somewhere |
"Now that's a shit day in anyone's book.
I’m afraid I don’t know what RIDDOR means but it sounds like another fucker of a day and you have my sympathy. I do know a very good (and very sexy) H&S specialist if you need a helping hand."
Cheers.
A RIDDOR isn't good.
And thanks for the offer of the specialist, I would hope that the person is a lady, and has a hot mr for my Mrs to play with |
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"And thanks for the offer of the specialist, I would hope that the person is a lady, and has a hot mr for my Mrs to play with "
I mean … I can’t just pimp her out, it’s entirely her own decision. But she’s *very* good. And I don’t know about ‘hot’ but the Mr would probably be me.
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"I had a shit show of a clinic so the top shelf of rum or bourbon is looking appealing to me right nowThink of that top shelf as the dark golden reward waiting for you at the end of the work you need to finish.
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Our department was just in chaos the entire day... enjoy a large one Are we still talking about rum, or did you skip straight to the cock? "
Well.. you take that however you wish   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Little joke for you:
'I blew a speaker in my car today. Yeah, he was a motivational speaker. It left a bad taste in my mouth but I feel a lot more positive'.
Hope you get to release the stress and unwind soon. Maybe a fire, starting to feel like that time of year again?"
Brilliant! I'm confiscating that gag! Here's one to cheer you up OP.
Did you hear the one about the duck that went to see a psychologist? |
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"Little joke for you:
'I blew a speaker in my car today. Yeah, he was a motivational speaker. It left a bad taste in my mouth but I feel a lot more positive'.
Hope you get to release the stress and unwind soon. Maybe a fire, starting to feel like that time of year again?
Brilliant! I'm confiscating that gag! Here's one to cheer you up OP.
Did you hear the one about the duck that went to see a psychologist? "
Was he quacking up?? |
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"Little joke for you:
'I blew a speaker in my car today. Yeah, he was a motivational speaker. It left a bad taste in my mouth but I feel a lot more positive'.
Hope you get to release the stress and unwind soon. Maybe a fire, starting to feel like that time of year again?
Brilliant! I'm confiscating that gag! Here's one to cheer you up OP.
Did you hear the one about the duck that went to see a psychologist?
Was he quacking up?? "
I think that was the duck that went to see the comedian |
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"Pardon my French, but it’s been a stressful day at work. So I’m in a sweary mood.
I’m about to reach for the wine. But while I do that, can you lovely lot help me de-stress this evening?
My inbox and this thread are both wide open. Make me smile, any way you like.
Thanks in advance. You’re all superstars."
Same, but I went for the top shelf... |
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By *romleyM41Man
over a year ago
orpington / surrounding |
When I’ve had a lousy day, or week (like this one as well) I tend to go down the route of “Chuck it in the fuck-it-bucket, today will end and there will be another day tomorrow which will be better”.
As for a joke, posted in another thread before but I like it (borrowed from somewhere on the internet that I read it, not my own I’m afraid)
I played a practical joke on my wife the other day and put superglue on her lipstick…..
She still isn’t talking to me.
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It has been a shitty week. Today started off okay and now I'm grumpy again. Can I join you? 
