Congratulations on entering a county with the second lowest population density in the country. You may run into Prey through sheer luck, she already stands out from a crowd (and significantly above) but there isn't even a crowd. |
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By *opinovMan
over a year ago
Point Nemo, Cumbria |
"I'm on my third visit to Manchester this month over the weekend, so it's unlikely.
That seals it, Cumbria is empty this weekend, turn the lights off on the way out "
Not entirely. Sadly, I'm still stuck here.  |
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"Ive been sniggering at these - but I live in hope that some nice lady will want her mouth cockered!!    
In Cumbria, Cockermouth is known as Nobbin-gob. 
Knob-her-gob
It's definitely this "
I played a few gigs there years ago…. Saying Any more would be indelicate but there’s some deliciously filthy ladies round these parts - one even locked and bolted the front door in case I tried to change my mind…another asked me if Id help her ‘christen her car’ in fairness we both said oh my God a lot!! |
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" - one even locked and bolted the front door in case I tried to change my mind…
That's, uh.
That's not okay  "
I think it was actually in case her teenage son came home early we’d have time to get clothes on - but she said it was in case I tried to run xxx |
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" - one even locked and bolted the front door in case I tried to change my mind…
That's, uh.
That's not okay
I think it was actually in case her teenage son came home early we’d have time to get clothes on - but she said it was in case I tried to run xxx "
You were the lucky one, the others are buried out in the hills  |
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