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over a year ago
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Who has joined?
Would you if you haven’t?
As I await boarding a flight at this very moment, an air hostess — whose knickers I just happened to see when she carefully opened her legs (she was sat across me at the gate) — has inspired thoughts of the Mile High Club.  |
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"Who has joined?
Would you if you haven’t?
As I await boarding a flight at this very moment, an air hostess — whose knickers I just happened to see when she carefully opened her legs (she was sat across me at the gate) — has inspired thoughts of the Mile High Club. "
I haven’t been made a member, I do like the risk factor of it though. But always think the toilet will collapse and get sucked out the plane  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I would love to join the club… but it would need to be in First.. the toilets aren’t really salubrious in cattle class  "
The toilets in First aren’t that amazing to be fair. Unless you’re on Emirates, Le Prestige on Air France, Cathay Pacific, or some other Asian carriers.
I reckon some Virgin planes have larger toilets in economy than in First too. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Who has joined?
Would you if you haven’t?
As I await boarding a flight at this very moment, an air hostess — whose knickers I just happened to see when she carefully opened her legs (she was sat across me at the gate) — has inspired thoughts of the Mile High Club.
I haven’t been made a member, I do like the risk factor of it though. But always think the toilet will collapse and get sucked out the plane "
That’s why you close the seat lid before you sit on it x |
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"Who has joined?
Would you if you haven’t?
As I await boarding a flight at this very moment, an air hostess — whose knickers I just happened to see when she carefully opened her legs (she was sat across me at the gate) — has inspired thoughts of the Mile High Club.
I haven’t been made a member, I do like the risk factor of it though. But always think the toilet will collapse and get sucked out the plane
That’s why you close the seat lid before you sit on it x "
That’s a very valid point, I think it’s more the bashing around on it x |
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"I would love to join the club… but it would need to be in First.. the toilets aren’t really salubrious in cattle class
The toilets in First aren’t that amazing to be fair. Unless you’re on Emirates, Le Prestige on Air France, Cathay Pacific, or some other Asian carriers.
I reckon some Virgin planes have larger toilets in economy than in First too. "
That made me 
Measuring the loo roll
And yes… thinking about it, probably a private plane would be better |
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"I would love to join the club… but it would need to be in First.. the toilets aren’t really salubrious in cattle class "
First how bourgeoisie, I prefer a private jet.
The toilets ain't so bad on the long haul flights.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd be more than a tad annoyed of I needed the loo on a plane and there was a couple in there getting their end away just so they could brag about it"
I don’t understand the need for a toilet to join the club.
Go bold or stay home. Do it at your seats |
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"I'd be more than a tad annoyed of I needed the loo on a plane and there was a couple in there getting their end away just so they could brag about it
I don’t understand the need for a toilet to join the club.
Go bold or stay home. Do it at your seats "
I'd rather folks didn't |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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The super hot air hostess has just said, “…they are not as deep as they seem…” and I’m having the filthiest of thoughts and imagining something other than the overhead lockers she’s on about |
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"The super hot air hostess has just said, “…they are not as deep as they seem…” and I’m having the filthiest of thoughts and imagining something other than the overhead lockers she’s on about "
I think you need to have a quiet word with this hostess |
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"Who has joined?
Would you if you haven’t?
As I await boarding a flight at this very moment, an air hostess — whose knickers I just happened to see when she carefully opened her legs (she was sat across me at the gate) — has inspired thoughts of the Mile High Club. "
I’d love too
The situation hasn’t risen yet but I’ll jump at the chance when it does |
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"I would love to join the club… but it would need to be in First.. the toilets aren’t really salubrious in cattle class
First how bourgeoisie, I prefer a private jet.
The toilets ain't so bad on the long haul flights. "
Jinx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"The super hot air hostess has just said, “…they are not as deep as they seem…” and I’m having the filthiest of thoughts and imagining something other than the overhead lockers she’s on about
I think you need to have a quiet word with this hostess "
I would but I’m afraid I may sound much like those messages one receives on here… “FAF?!” |
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"The super hot air hostess has just said, “…they are not as deep as they seem…” and I’m having the filthiest of thoughts and imagining something other than the overhead lockers she’s on about
I think you need to have a quiet word with this hostess
I would but I’m afraid I may sound much like those messages one receives on here… “FAF?!” "
That’s a right old predicament you’re in, maybe add please to the end of the message |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"The super hot air hostess has just said, “…they are not as deep as they seem…” and I’m having the filthiest of thoughts and imagining something other than the overhead lockers she’s on about
I think you need to have a quiet word with this hostess
I would but I’m afraid I may sound much like those messages one receives on here… “FAF?!”
That’s a right old predicament you’re in, maybe add please to the end of the message "
Is that what it takes for success? These boys will have to learn that secret for success! |
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"The super hot air hostess has just said, “…they are not as deep as they seem…” and I’m having the filthiest of thoughts and imagining something other than the overhead lockers she’s on about
I think you need to have a quiet word with this hostess
I would but I’m afraid I may sound much like those messages one receives on here… “FAF?!”
That’s a right old predicament you’re in, maybe add please to the end of the message
Is that what it takes for success? These boys will have to learn that secret for success! "
Manors always go a long way |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The problem is where to do it on a domestic flight.
The toilets generally belong at Glastonbury and there’s a distinct lack of privacy elsewhere. "
Early morning or late at night flights is where I’ve done it on domestic flights. Far more difficult these days. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Half mile high here an ex gave me a BJ on a flight to NYC but would certainly like to find a willing partner
Are you seeking a willing partner?
Right time to earn some air miles "
You could consider it putting IN the miles |
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By *ex LutherMan
over a year ago
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"Half mile high here an ex gave me a BJ on a flight to NYC but would certainly like to find a willing partner
Are you seeking a willing partner?
Right time to earn some air miles
You could consider it putting IN the miles "
Either works for me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Half mile high here an ex gave me a BJ on a flight to NYC but would certainly like to find a willing partner
Are you seeking a willing partner?
Right time to earn some air miles
You could consider it putting IN the miles
Either works for me "
All that’s left is booking a flight then |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have joined, very risky but a lot of fun, on the way to Thailand so glad we didn't get caught haha"
That makes it all the more thrilling… being discreet enough to not be caught out |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Been a member for years, topped it up once in awhile. Business class is the better option "
Topping it up every once in a while. 
I once topped up my membership in the cockpit. |
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