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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
I lost some sunglasses. But it was shit weather for most of the week so I wasn't bothered.
The sun came out again yesterday so I bought some more.
Wore them for 15 minutes and then it started raining again.  |
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"I lost some sunglasses. But it was shit weather for most of the week so I wasn't bothered.
The sun came out again yesterday so I bought some more.
Wore them for 15 minutes and then it started raining again. "
At least you looked cool for 15 mins  |
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This might be the grimmest story I ever tell on here, but last week I lost a poo sample in my flat.
I'm having a whole battery of tests done at the moment but the least pleasant one is the poo sample.
I did the poo, took the sample and sealed the vial, took off my gloves and washed my hands and cleaned the bathroom and then mopped the floor because I noticed it was a bit dusty and then put all the towels into the washing machine and did the dishes that I noticed were sitting in the sink, and since I had a big bowl of hot soapy water I took my coffee machine apart and cleaned it all down and made myself a coffee and sat down to enjoy it.
At that point I noticed the biohazard bag and remembered I was supposed to be posting off my sample, but couldn't find it and had no idea where I'd put it.
How can you just lose a sample of poo?
I scoured the bathroom, not there.
Checked the kitchen, no sign.
Waited for the washing machine to finish and checked that, but no.
Hours later I still couldn't find it and had visions of having friends round and one of them stumbling across it.
Of all the things I've ever done in this flat I think hunting down a turd may be the oddest. |
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Back of the sofa? x
