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"A great insult: ‘an overused teabag of a man’ 
Anyone else heard anything creative lately?
My dad used to describe the Police as so low they could crawl under a
snake's belly in a top hat. "
I want to know who was wearing the top hat, the police or the snake  |
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"A great insult: ‘an overused teabag of a man’
Anyone else heard anything creative lately?"
1 - When the good lord was dealing out looks, he thought he said books and asked for something by Stephen King.
2 - Looks like he's been bobbing for chips in a deep fat fryer.
That the kind of thing?  |
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By *ee04Man
over a year ago
Essex |
You can’t fixe stupid.
About as useful as,
Tits on a nun.
Hand break on a speed boat.
An ash tray on a motorbike.
Well when you fell out the ugly tree you must have hit every branch on the way down.
Oxygen thief.
Hey I thought I saw a loaf of bread named after you in the supermarket the other day, but then when I looked closely it said “Thick cut”
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I also like:
‘Looks like he brushed his hair with a pork chop’ and ‘a shirt that looks like it’s been ironed with a wok’ "
Used the pork chop one on my son This morning |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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An old lady friend of mine one day turned to me and pointed to a man walking down the street:
She said:
"See that bastard there; he really sickens my pish". |
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By *unchalMan
over a year ago
Dartford |
"A great insult: ‘an overused teabag of a man’
Anyone else heard anything creative lately?"
I love that, but been wracking my brain about how I could use it in conversation without sounding like Julian Clarey, which is okay if you are him. |
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You’re the reason God created the middle finger.
not worth the hastle and achieves nothing 