"Wonko
Who wants to give it a miss? "
We'd be well up for an orgy. But reading between the lines the post implys that we should probably give it a miss? So we'll follow the advice and have a look round the charity shops instead. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry, I'm walking my fish that day.
LvM
How long would you say was optimal for walking a fish?
At least as long as the length of an average orgy.
LvM"
I think I’ve been overdoing it |
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"How many googly eyes will there be?
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Then I guess I'll have to be in just to improve those numbers 
Does that mean I have to attend now? "
No not if you don't want to.
I'm happy with an orgy for one |
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"How many googly eyes will there be?
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Then I guess I'll have to be in just to improve those numbers
Does that mean I have to attend now?
No not if you don't want to.
I'm happy with an orgy for one "
Ok |
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"How about the rest of us have an orgy in the next room, and promises to keep the noise down?
Make it 3 rooms down "
But that room is not really big enough. How about 2 rooms down and we share the half time Jaffa cakes. |
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"How about the rest of us have an orgy in the next room, and promises to keep the noise down?
Make it 3 rooms down
But that room is not really big enough. How about 2 rooms down and we share the half time Jaffa cakes. "
6 rooms and you can have all the jaffa cakes |
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"How about the rest of us have an orgy in the next room, and promises to keep the noise down?
Make it 3 rooms down
But that room is not really big enough. How about 2 rooms down and we share the half time Jaffa cakes.
6 rooms and you can have all the jaffa cakes "
Well we will turn the music up loud then. |
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"How about the rest of us have an orgy in the next room, and promises to keep the noise down?
Make it 3 rooms down
But that room is not really big enough. How about 2 rooms down and we share the half time Jaffa cakes.
6 rooms and you can have all the jaffa cakes
Well we will turn the music up loud then. "
Music and Jaffa cakes What more do we need? |
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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago
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"**twirls in** are there any cookies?
There could be … let’s have a thorough look around. Check everyone’s pockets."
**advises caution you don't know ehat you might find in these pockets** |
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"How about the rest of us have an orgy in the next room, and promises to keep the noise down?
Make it 3 rooms down
But that room is not really big enough. How about 2 rooms down and we share the half time Jaffa cakes.
6 rooms and you can have all the jaffa cakes
Well we will turn the music up loud then.
Music and Jaffa cakes What more do we need?"
As long as it's not 70/80s porn music. |
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