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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Good folks: When you go to the bog for a Tommy Tit, how long do you on average spend in there?

Do you like to take your time?

Do you take the opportunity to also relax and look at your phone or possibly read a book?

Alternatively, do you like to get in and out and complete the mission with military speed and precision?

One decidedly uncouth bloke I used to knew told me that he often took sandwiches in and ate them as he sat there(!) which I found admittedly a rather revolting notion and yet at the same time, I couldn’t help but to applaud his multitasking skills.

Any way, over to you now my fine people

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By *adMerWoman  over a year ago

Sandwich

In my younger years I could happily sit reading a book until the toilet seat had left an imprint on my thighs and bum.

These days it’s just get in, do my business and get out.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In. Do the deed wash hands and go.

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By *hrista BellendWoman  over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

In and out... else the little shits start banging on the door

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Whoosh n flush for me.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Always take my phone, even if the middle of the night, have a look at stuff, sometimes I'm sat on there too long and standing is a bit of an issue.

Danish x

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By *EAT..85Woman  over a year ago

Nottingham

Tis in fact my current location and a quick browse before departing. The lights start to dim at work after a while though

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Tis in fact my current location and a quick browse before departing. The lights start to dim at work after a while though "

Is there a timer pressuring you out gorgeous? That’s against civil rights I say!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Tis in fact my current location and a quick browse before departing. The lights start to dim at work after a while though "


" Is there a timer pressuring you out gorgeous? That’s against civil rights I say! "

Lights that dim gradually? She’s lucky! Ours just switch off after a set time. Total blackout while you’re still on the pan. Outrageous.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh dear god...seriously?

And to think I once tried getting your attention.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"And to think I once tried getting your attention."

While I was in the work toilets?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"And to think I once tried getting your attention.

While I was in the work toilets? "

No!!!!! And that was to the OP

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"No!!!!! And that was to the OP"

*phew*

Stalker fears averted.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Tis in fact my current location and a quick browse before departing. The lights start to dim at work after a while though

Is there a timer pressuring you out gorgeous? That’s against civil rights I say!

Lights that dim gradually? She’s lucky! Ours just switch off after a set time. Total blackout while you’re still on the pan. Outrageous."

That is a clear and highly deplorable infringement of the basic human right to shit! A sternly worded letter to parliament is absolutely requisite

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By *EAT..85Woman  over a year ago

Nottingham


"Tis in fact my current location and a quick browse before departing. The lights start to dim at work after a while though

Is there a timer pressuring you out gorgeous? That’s against civil rights I say! "

Will you sign my petition?

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Oh dear god...seriously?

And to think I once tried getting your attention.

"

Ahhh….my threads are usually less crude I’m having a moment

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By *ruceyyMan  over a year ago

London


"Oh dear god...seriously?

And to think I once tried getting your attention.

"

Even I haven't ever stooped this low let's be real

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh dear god...seriously?

And to think I once tried getting your attention.

Ahhh….my threads are usually less crude I’m having a moment "

I won't ask where.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Tis in fact my current location and a quick browse before departing. The lights start to dim at work after a while though

Is there a timer pressuring you out gorgeous? That’s against civil rights I say!

Will you sign my petition? "

Absolutely! It’s an absolute travesty that our motions are being cut short!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No!!!!! And that was to the OP

*phew*

Stalker fears averted."

You'd love it if I stalked you!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh dear god...seriously?

And to think I once tried getting your attention.

Even I haven't ever stooped this low let's be real "

I could comment, but I won't, I don't fancy the naughty step at the moment.

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By *ruceyyMan  over a year ago

London


"Oh dear god...seriously?

And to think I once tried getting your attention.

Even I haven't ever stooped this low let's be real

I could comment, but I won't, I don't fancy the naughty step at the moment. "

Feel free to call me unfavourable. That's a nice word which keeps you on the other steps!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Will you sign my petition? "

Now *there’s* a euphemism I haven’t seen before.

.


"Even I haven't ever stooped this low let's be real "

Ah, so you’re one of those stand-up wipers.

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By *EAT..85Woman  over a year ago

Nottingham


"Will you sign my petition?

Now *there’s* a euphemism I haven’t seen before."

It was smooth, yes?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"It was smooth, yes? "

I’ll gladly smooth your euphemism.

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By *r TriomanMan  over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

I love to loiter, even when I'm done, I just site there going through stuff on my phone, it's a great place to grab a bit a solace.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Tis in fact my current location and a quick browse before departing. The lights start to dim at work after a while though

Is there a timer pressuring you out gorgeous? That’s against civil rights I say!

Lights that dim gradually? She’s lucky! Ours just switch off after a set time. Total blackout while you’re still on the pan. Outrageous."

same, and you have to try and wave your arms and legs about to get the motion sensors going.

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By *addad99Man  over a year ago

Rotherham /newquay


"In and out... else the little shits start banging on the door "
yeah but what about the big shits

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