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Aftermath of the glitter wars .
I propose a war crimes tribunal
After been official reporter to the conflict .
It come to light that both sides have made
Allegations with regards war crimes been committed .
Im undertaking the investigation and will interview and hear testimonies from both the general representing the glitter side has agree to cooperate with investigation and tribunal.now wanting to hear from the men's side with regards their cooperation.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What are the trials going to be called? Will it be like the Nuremberg trials but possibly Nudeinbed trials
That Fluffy Chicken was the instigator, a right little dictator. She also had weapons of mass destruction deployed. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They're men.
No way you'll get any kind of acceptance of blame from them
Let us see let's first get them to the table I'm seeking out an judge as we speak who I'm sure both side can accept ."
Wonko is impartial.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They're men.
No way you'll get any kind of acceptance of blame from them
Let us see let's first get them to the table I'm seeking out an judge as we speak who I'm sure both side can accept ."
I'll be the judge.
Off with their heads |
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"What are the trials going to be called? Will it be like the Nuremberg trials but possibly Nudeinbed trials
That Fluffy Chicken was the instigator, a right little dictator. She also had weapons of mass destruction deployed."
As you were a combatant in the conflict your evidence will be hear no slurs pls . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What are the trials going to be called? Will it be like the Nuremberg trials but possibly Nudeinbed trials
That Fluffy Chicken was the instigator, a right little dictator. She also had weapons of mass destruction deployed.
As you were a combatant in the conflict your evidence will be hear no slurs pls ."
I do not recognise this court. It has no jurisdiction over me (and keep your dick to yourself, I am not that kind of a guy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What are the trials going to be called? Will it be like the Nuremberg trials but possibly Nudeinbed trials
That Fluffy Chicken was the instigator, a right little dictator. She also had weapons of mass destruction deployed.
As you were a combatant in the conflict your evidence will be hear no slurs pls .
I do not recognise this court. It has no jurisdiction over me (and keep your dick to yourself, I am not that kind of a guy "
You could be though....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What are the trials going to be called? Will it be like the Nuremberg trials but possibly Nudeinbed trials
That Fluffy Chicken was the instigator, a right little dictator. She also had weapons of mass destruction deployed.
As you were a combatant in the conflict your evidence will be hear no slurs pls .
I do not recognise this court. It has no jurisdiction over me (and keep your dick to yourself, I am not that kind of a guy
You could be though.... "
I put it to you that would be against the Geneva convention  |
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"What are the trials going to be called? Will it be like the Nuremberg trials but possibly Nudeinbed trials
That Fluffy Chicken was the instigator, a right little dictator. She also had weapons of mass destruction deployed.
As you were a combatant in the conflict your evidence will be hear no slurs pls .
I do not recognise this court. It has no jurisdiction over me (and keep your dick to yourself, I am not that kind of a guy "
There no need for that kind of talk crimes are alleged on both side everything will be fair heared
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I sustained a sequin under my foreskin initially and fell most pathetically under a barrage of glitter ordnance.
I did observe the enemies boobies though before I succumbed so went down with a smile on my face  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What are the trials going to be called? Will it be like the Nuremberg trials but possibly Nudeinbed trials
That Fluffy Chicken was the instigator, a right little dictator. She also had weapons of mass destruction deployed.
As you were a combatant in the conflict your evidence will be hear no slurs pls .
I do not recognise this court. It has no jurisdiction over me (and keep your dick to yourself, I am not that kind of a guy
You could be though....
I put it to you that would be against the Geneva convention "
I won't tell if you dont |
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"I am available and willing to give honest and impartial testimony as required  "
Yes chicken I'm here to take down all your particulars on the matter and give proper investigation of the facts
I'm not judge or jury it will be put before a respected person here to judge or a jury of your peers . |
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"I sustained a sequin under my foreskin initially and fell most pathetically under a barrage of glitter ordnance.
I did observe the enemies boobies though before I succumbed so went down with a smile on my face "
please wait for the investigation before giving your evidence .to the court. |
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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago
the land of tall tales and yarn |
**twirls in and pops down on the seat next to Fluffy**
What's all this about then?
**hands Fluffy a cookie and stage whispers**
Should we take up arms again, because I have LOADS of glitter |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"**twirls in and pops down on the seat next to Fluffy**
What's all this about then?
**hands Fluffy a cookie and stage whispers**
Should we take up arms again, because I have LOADS of glitter"
*sniggers  * |
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"**twirls in and pops down on the seat next to Fluffy**
What's all this about then?
**hands Fluffy a cookie and stage whispers**
Should we take up arms again, because I have LOADS of glitter"
That's not called for you lady this serriouse enquiry
Your general fluffy has put down her weapons . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"**twirls in and pops down on the seat next to Fluffy**
What's all this about then?
**hands Fluffy a cookie and stage whispers**
Should we take up arms again, because I have LOADS of glitter"
Ignites the claymore under FC and Knitter - suddenly the UK has entered the space race as all that is left are a couple of ruffled feathers and some sequins!
War is just! |
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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago
the land of tall tales and yarn |
"**twirls in and pops down on the seat next to Fluffy**
What's all this about then?
**hands Fluffy a cookie and stage whispers**
Should we take up arms again, because I have LOADS of glitter
Ignites the claymore under FC and Knitter - suddenly the UK has entered the space race as all that is left are a couple of ruffled feathers and some sequins!
War is just!"
**giggles** that tickled silly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"**twirls in and pops down on the seat next to Fluffy**
What's all this about then?
**hands Fluffy a cookie and stage whispers**
Should we take up arms again, because I have LOADS of glitter
Ignites the claymore under FC and Knitter - suddenly the UK has entered the space race as all that is left are a couple of ruffled feathers and some sequins!
War is just!"
Ffs I’ve got shrapnel up my arse now  |
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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago
the land of tall tales and yarn |
"**twirls in and pops down on the seat next to Fluffy**
What's all this about then?
**hands Fluffy a cookie and stage whispers**
Should we take up arms again, because I have LOADS of glitter
That's not called for you lady this serriouse enquiry
Your general fluffy has put down her weapons ."
Ummmm are that sure about that? |
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"**twirls in and pops down on the seat next to Fluffy**
What's all this about then?
**hands Fluffy a cookie and stage whispers**
Should we take up arms again, because I have LOADS of glitter
Ignites the claymore under FC and Knitter - suddenly the UK has entered the space race as all that is left are a couple of ruffled feathers and some sequins!
War is just!"
No sir we have none of that .
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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago
the land of tall tales and yarn |
"**twirls in and pops down on the seat next to Fluffy**
What's all this about then?
**hands Fluffy a cookie and stage whispers**
Should we take up arms again, because I have LOADS of glitter
Ignites the claymore under FC and Knitter - suddenly the UK has entered the space race as all that is left are a couple of ruffled feathers and some sequins!
War is just!
Ffs I’ve got shrapnel up my arse now "
FC he totally started it. We were being sooper nice.
**throws glitter grenade and hands out sparklers** |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"**twirls in and pops down on the seat next to Fluffy**
What's all this about then?
**hands Fluffy a cookie and stage whispers**
Should we take up arms again, because I have LOADS of glitter
Ignites the claymore under FC and Knitter - suddenly the UK has entered the space race as all that is left are a couple of ruffled feathers and some sequins!
War is just!
Ffs I’ve got shrapnel up my arse now
FC he totally started it. We were being sooper nice.
**throws glitter grenade and hands out sparklers**"
Puts down some 'dragons teeth' there is no way that Mrs KC2 is going to get her armoured personnel carrier into this theatre of war |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You can't handle the truth!
J
Whose truth it is anyway?
History, and truth, are written by the victors…"
War is simply the continuation of policy with the addition of other means.
Brings out the splurge gun and loads up the custard. |
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"They're men.
No way you'll get any kind of acceptance of blame from them
Let us see let's first get them to the table I'm seeking out an judge as we speak who I'm sure both side can accept .
Wonko is impartial.
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Too bleeding late for that you set the war off again . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Master R reporting the men have learn from the tactics of women custard has been deployed ."
Assumes that an armistice has been signed as the guns appear to have gone quiet. Dons a wig, bra, big girls pants, heels and flounces off in disguise - they will never catch me now. Holds two fingers up to the war crimes commission and does a quick moon (checking that JennyTV is not too close |
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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago
the land of tall tales and yarn |
"**twirls in and pops down on the seat next to Fluffy**
What's all this about then?
**hands Fluffy a cookie and stage whispers**
Should we take up arms again, because I have LOADS of glitter
Ignites the claymore under FC and Knitter - suddenly the UK has entered the space race as all that is left are a couple of ruffled feathers and some sequins!
War is just!
Ffs I’ve got shrapnel up my arse now
FC he totally started it. We were being sooper nice.
**throws glitter grenade and hands out sparklers**
Puts down some 'dragons teeth' there is no way that Mrs KC2 is going to get her armoured personnel carrier into this theatre of war "
Hey buddy I have an actually dragon, she's a girl, her name is Seraphina and she like belly rubs. Don't make me go home to get her. **dragons teeth indeed  ** |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The women have gone to regroup I feel they may bring futher re enforcement s."
I have work to do - honest - shall have to switch Fab off and miss out on all the fun (save a drumstick for me to gnaw on later) Thx. |
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"The women have gone to regroup I feel they may bring futher re enforcement s.
I have work to do - honest - shall have to switch Fab off and miss out on all the fun (save a drumstick for me to gnaw on later) Thx."
That's it start a war then fuck off typical. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Master R reporting the men have learn from the tactics of women custard has been deployed .
Assumes that an armistice has been signed as the guns appear to have gone quiet. Dons a wig, bra, big girls pants, heels and flounces off in disguise - they will never catch me now. Holds two fingers up to the war crimes commission and does a quick moon (checking that JennyTV is not too close "
Maybe I DO fancy you after all. |
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"Can’t wait for the results of the tribunal, it’s all over the news guys
This is another time we need reactions to posts so I don’t have to repost to do this  "
Indeed time move on threads move on and you never know where it will go . |
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"Master R reporting subversive activity by both side dressing in women's clothing .
excuse me?
I am a pervert not a subvert"
We are well aware what you are its that toe rag that started the conflict again went off in women's clothing . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As the women deployed boobs as a weapon of mass distraction, time to deploy Big Harold as a Weapon of SPAFF PRODUCTION!!!
Mwuahahahahahah!"
Where is Tina Titz when you need her? |
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By *.T.Man
over a year ago
Jordanhill / Scotstoun |
"As the women deployed boobs as a weapon of mass distraction, time to deploy Big Harold as a Weapon of SPAFF PRODUCTION!!!
Mwuahahahahahah!
Where is Tina Titz when you need her? "
Deployment of her twin Zepplins would obliterate the field of play. Even Big Harold would be lost forever within that cleavage!
Gentlemen, we need to rethink our strategy...
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