Chat up lines

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Whats the best chat up lines youve heard or got told

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are you a spanner

Because every time I see you my nuts tighten

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are you my microwave coz mmmmmmmmm

By *uke_silverMan over a year ago

London

You heard about Pluto? That's messed up, right?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You heard about Pluto? That's messed up, right?"

Is Pluto near her

her Uranus?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are you a spanner

Because every time I see you my nuts tighten "

You need to stop working at that garage.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hi love does this rag smell of chlorphome to u x

By *unfella45Man over a year ago

Maghull

Is that your phone or are your knickers ringing

By *rizonanMan over a year ago

Swindon

I wanna be your Krakatoa and let my lava flow all over you

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

As wrong uns go you’re quite glamorous