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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hope they are easing your pain, you waited tooooooo long to go see them so mind and stay there now.
Get some of the old dears telling you their naughty tales .... bet they make you blush.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hope they are easing your pain, you waited tooooooo long to go see them so mind and stay there now.
Get some of the old dears telling you their naughty tales .... bet they make you blush. "
Ive not said a word yet  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Surely there's got to be a nice make nurse to give you a bed bath?
Look after your mole hills 
we could start a sing song for her   "
Only round the camp fire in June  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Surely there's got to be a nice make nurse to give you a bed bath?
Look after your mole hills
we could start a sing song for her
Only round the camp fire in June "
u were singing earlier lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Surely there's got to be a nice make nurse to give you a bed bath?
Look after your mole hills
we could start a sing song for her
Only round the camp fire in June
u were singing earlier lol "
Do doo be doo do |
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"Surely there's got to be a nice make nurse to give you a bed bath?
Look after your mole hills
we could start a sing song for her
Only round the camp fire in June "
"She'll be cumming round the bed pan when she comes....she'll be cumming round the bed pan when she comes......... Ging gang goolley goolley watching .....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Surely there's got to be a nice make nurse to give you a bed bath?
Look after your mole hills
we could start a sing song for her
Only round the camp fire in June
u were singing earlier lol
Do doo be doo do "
yep that one
mahna mahna |
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By *azzaahh OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Surely there's got to be a nice make nurse to give you a bed bath?
Look after your mole hills
we could start a sing song for her
Only round the camp fire in June
"She'll be cumming round the bed pan when she comes....she'll be cumming round the bed pan when she comes......... Ging gang goolley goolley watching ..... "
stop it ur making me laugh and it hurts  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Need something to keep me entertained ward full of old ladies xx
Older than you ?
twice my age u cheeky bigger and one snores worse than me ..gonna be long night xx"
Hope it's not to bad for you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Surely there's got to be a nice make nurse to give you a bed bath?
Look after your mole hills
we could start a sing song for her
Only round the camp fire in June
"She'll be cumming round the bed pan when she comes....she'll be cumming round the bed pan when she comes......... Ging gang goolley goolley watching .....
stop it ur making me laugh and it hurts "
ok singing is out, joking is out, what can we discuss? lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Surely there's got to be a nice make nurse to give you a bed bath?
Look after your mole hills
we could start a sing song for her
Only round the camp fire in June
"She'll be cumming round the bed pan when she comes....she'll be cumming round the bed pan when she comes......... Ging gang goolley goolley watching ..... "
You can watch your own goolies !
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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oiiiiiiiiiiiiii bring her back she needs to know the procedure ....... u dont just whip the bra off and poke your chest out ................ tooo late there she was gone !!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ffs ...they taking me for chest x ray ..this bloody time of night..be back soon grrrrr  "
They must be bored - make sure you're marked up right, or you'll come back with the wrong bit missing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shes lucky as when in my hospital they block all sites that are for over 18's,They even block you tube."
You can use their wifi ?
3G can get around that problem |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you use the GPS tracker thingy and see if there is anyone else in the hospital fabbing too?
Get better soon."
I was just wondering this..imagine inmates + docs + nurses...schwnin city |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you use the GPS tracker thingy and see if there is anyone else in the hospital fabbing too?
Get better soon.
I was just wondering this..imagine inmates + docs + nurses...schwnin city "
Always wanted to play (with) Doctors and Nurses  |
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By *azzaahh OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Can you use the GPS tracker thingy and see if there is anyone else in the hospital fabbing too?
Get better soon.
I was just wondering this..imagine inmates + docs + nurses...schwnin city "
I'm back feck knows what that was about but mmmmm Darren the radiographer was scrummy x |
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By *azzaahh OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Shes lucky as when in my hospital they block all sites that are for over 18's,They even block you tube.
You can use their wifi ?
3G can get around that problem "
on my phone internet xx |
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By *azzaahh OP Woman
over a year ago
north wales / chester |
"oiiiiiiiiiiiiii bring her back she needs to know the procedure ....... u dont just whip the bra off and poke your chest out ................ tooo late there she was gone !!!!!!
What you mean nipple clamps ARN'T required to keep them still for the x ray "
Didn't even need to take my top off damm !!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"oiiiiiiiiiiiiii bring her back she needs to know the procedure ....... u dont just whip the bra off and poke your chest out ................ tooo late there she was gone !!!!!!
What you mean nipple clamps ARN'T required to keep them still for the x ray
Didn't even need to take my top off damm !!!!"
had u hung around long enough I was gonna say just whip the top off on the way to xray that would perk things up ........ by the way Tease n Temptation sends her love |
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"oiiiiiiiiiiiiii bring her back she needs to know the procedure ....... u dont just whip the bra off and poke your chest out ................ tooo late there she was gone !!!!!!
What you mean nipple clamps ARN'T required to keep them still for the x ray
Didn't even need to take my top off damm !!!!"
That's Darren's loss |
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By *azzaahh OP Woman
over a year ago
north wales / chester |
"oiiiiiiiiiiiiii bring her back she needs to know the procedure ....... u dont just whip the bra off and poke your chest out ................ tooo late there she was gone !!!!!!
What you mean nipple clamps ARN'T required to keep them still for the x ray
Didn't even need to take my top off damm !!!!
had u hung around long enough I was gonna say just whip the top off on the way to xray that would perk things up ........ by the way Tease n Temptation sends her love "
bless her xxx. Bless you all xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"oiiiiiiiiiiiiii bring her back she needs to know the procedure ....... u dont just whip the bra off and poke your chest out ................ tooo late there she was gone !!!!!!
What you mean nipple clamps ARN'T required to keep them still for the x ray
Didn't even need to take my top off damm !!!!
had u hung around long enough I was gonna say just whip the top off on the way to xray that would perk things up ........ by the way Tease n Temptation sends her love
bless her xxx. Bless you all xxx"
You got a head cold and sneezing then ?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"oiiiiiiiiiiiiii bring her back she needs to know the procedure ....... u dont just whip the bra off and poke your chest out ................ tooo late there she was gone !!!!!!
What you mean nipple clamps ARN'T required to keep them still for the x ray
Didn't even need to take my top off damm !!!!
had u hung around long enough I was gonna say just whip the top off on the way to xray that would perk things up ........ by the way Tease n Temptation sends her love
bless her xxx. Bless you all xxx
You got a head cold and sneezing then ? "
she hasnt I have lol along with other bits  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"oiiiiiiiiiiiiii bring her back she needs to know the procedure ....... u dont just whip the bra off and poke your chest out ................ tooo late there she was gone !!!!!!
What you mean nipple clamps ARN'T required to keep them still for the x ray
Didn't even need to take my top off damm !!!!
had u hung around long enough I was gonna say just whip the top off on the way to xray that would perk things up ........ by the way Tease n Temptation sends her love
bless her xxx. Bless you all xxx
You got a head cold and sneezing then ?
she hasnt I have lol along with other bits "
If you have cold bits I could warm them up for you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"oiiiiiiiiiiiiii bring her back she needs to know the procedure ....... u dont just whip the bra off and poke your chest out ................ tooo late there she was gone !!!!!!
What you mean nipple clamps ARN'T required to keep them still for the x ray
Didn't even need to take my top off damm !!!!
had u hung around long enough I was gonna say just whip the top off on the way to xray that would perk things up ........ by the way Tease n Temptation sends her love
bless her xxx. Bless you all xxx
You got a head cold and sneezing then ?
she hasnt I have lol along with other bits
If you have cold bits I could warm them up for you "
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm now where are u gonna start? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So you ended up in hospital caz, get better soon babe. Nil by mouth means hand jobs only . If they do mri your gonna have to take out any piercings. Big love and hugs xxxx"
nah nil by mouth doesnt ........ its only nil in her mouth ....... |
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By *azzaahh OP Woman
over a year ago
north wales / chester |
"So you ended up in hospital caz, get better soon babe. Nil by mouth means hand jobs only . If they do mri your gonna have to take out any piercings. Big love and hugs xxxx
nah nil by mouth doesnt ........ its only nil in her mouth ....... "
damm that's the sneaky bj all knight long was gonna get tomorrow |
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By *azzaahh OP Woman
over a year ago
north wales / chester |
"So you ended up in hospital caz, get better soon babe. Nil by mouth means hand jobs only . If they do mri your gonna have to take out any piercings. Big love and hugs xxxx"
thank you ...no piercings here xxxx |
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"So you ended up in hospital caz, get better soon babe. Nil by mouth means hand jobs only . If they do mri your gonna have to take out any piercings. Big love and hugs xxxx
thank you ...no piercings here xxxx"
Have to play doctors and nurses instead |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So you ended up in hospital caz, get better soon babe. Nil by mouth means hand jobs only . If they do mri your gonna have to take out any piercings. Big love and hugs xxxx
nah nil by mouth doesnt ........ its only nil in her mouth .......
damm that's the sneaky bj all knight long was gonna get tomorrow "
he needs to be pampering u instead |
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"So you ended up in hospital caz, get better soon babe. Nil by mouth means hand jobs only . If they do mri your gonna have to take out any piercings. Big love and hugs xxxx
thank you ...no piercings here xxxx
Have to play doctors and nurses instead "
Oooops dropped a stitch on the thread (wrong quote ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jesus Christ wish they'd leave me alone ...getting moved now to surgical ward 53 !!!"
ffs thats a long walk away ........... can I hitch a ride on the bed? |
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By *azzaahh OP Woman
over a year ago
north wales / chester |
"So you ended up in hospital caz, get better soon babe. Nil by mouth means hand jobs only . If they do mri your gonna have to take out any piercings. Big love and hugs xxxx
thank you ...no piercings here xxxx
Have to play doctors and nurses instead "
only if u bring your big thermometer |
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By *azzaahh OP Woman
over a year ago
north wales / chester |
"So you ended up in hospital caz, get better soon babe. Nil by mouth means hand jobs only . If they do mri your gonna have to take out any piercings. Big love and hugs xxxx
nah nil by mouth doesnt ........ its only nil in her mouth .......
damm that's the sneaky bj all knight long was gonna get tomorrow
he needs to be pampering u instead
Gets the disposable nappies out I knows how to pamper "
pampers not needed baby oil yes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok wqrde 53 looks nicer..left hand typing now as drip has. Kink in It so have to keep other arm straight...making fabbing hard...all female ward again with majorr snorer "
wake her up and then she wont be snoring xx |
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"Il bring my stethoscope and thermometer
I'll bring my pyjamas......oooops I don't have any they be in the bin If u did"
Looks at metal bin and thinks ...hello sexy. just joking 
Hangs armour up by the nearest MRI scanner ( magnets come in handy) |
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By *azzaahh OP Woman
over a year ago
north wales / chester |
"Il bring my stethoscope and thermometer
I'll bring my pyjamas......oooops I don't have any they be in the bin If u did
Looks at metal bin and thinks ...hello sexy. just joking
Hangs armour up by the nearest MRI scanner ( magnets come in handy) "
comparing me to a metal bin eh pahh |
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"Il bring my stethoscope and thermometer
I'll bring my pyjamas......oooops I don't have any they be in the bin If u did
Looks at metal bin and thinks ...hello sexy. just joking
Hangs armour up by the nearest MRI scanner ( magnets come in handy)
comparing me to a metal bin eh pahh"
I like my shiney metal.......but prefer Welsh Gold |
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By *azzaahh OP Woman
over a year ago
north wales / chester |
"Your helmet does look shiney. Full marks for you caz all dripped up but still gamely fabbing away . Big gentle hugs babe xxxx"
Need something to keep me occupied. But where would I be without my fab friends xx |
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By *azzaahh OP Woman
over a year ago
north wales / chester |
"Need something to keep me entertained ward full of old ladies xx
Older than you ?
twice my age u cheeky bigger and one snores worse than me ..gonna be long night xx
Hope it's not to bad for you "
u jinxed it...real noisey and Loads going on |
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By *azzaahh OP Woman
over a year ago
north wales / chester |
"Get well soon caz sorry to hear you are not well. Just be thankful you don't have a shouter in the bed next to you like I did lol xxx "
thank you ..have sleep machine instead well think that's what it is xx |
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By *azzaahh OP Woman
over a year ago
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"You say the sweetest things xx. Visiting isnt till 3.30. It they just said if it settles they may leave it in anv get op brought forward x
I will bring H in with me to visit"
you too kind ..hoping ill be home xxx |
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That's the trouble with surgical wards . All that shiny equipment clatters around so much. And the bleeps. Don't get me started on the bleeps. Xxxx have they woke you up to give you something to sleep . |
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By *azzaahh OP Woman
over a year ago
north wales / chester |
"Think I better do that examination now . Check out eyes 2 check , hair mmm run hand through it , nose 1 , mouth. Kiss Xxxx
Hand through hair......say no more"
oh Blimey no good making me submissive if no sexy doms around |
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You're in the best (if most irritating) place.
Big hugs honey. Ask the staff for ear plugs - we had a woman who snored like a twenty stone docker!
And a little hint: you can take the sussie belt off! Yes they're called stockings but consider them hold ups. |
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By *azzaahh OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Need something to keep me entertained ward full of old ladies xx
Careful what you say about the "old" ladies. I am in the bed next to you "
well can u please roll over to your side so your snoring stops please..thank you |
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By *azzaahh OP Woman
over a year ago
north wales / chester |
"You're in the best (if most irritating) place.
Big hugs honey. Ask the staff for ear plugs - we had a woman who snored like a twenty stone docker!
And a little hint: you can take the sussie belt off! Yes they're called stockings but consider them hold ups. "
wonder if I can ask for black pair with nice prety lace design purely for knights visit later |
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By *azzaahh OP Woman
over a year ago
north wales / chester |
"You're in the best (if most irritating) place.
Big hugs honey. Ask the staff for ear plugs - we had a woman who snored like a twenty stone docker!
And a little hint: you can take the sussie belt off! Yes they're called stockings but consider them hold ups. "
wonder if I can ask for black pair with nice prety lace design purely for knights visit later |
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"You're in the best (if most irritating) place.
Big hugs honey. Ask the staff for ear plugs - we had a woman who snored like a twenty stone docker!
And a little hint: you can take the sussie belt off! Yes they're called stockings but consider them hold ups.
wonder if I can ask for black pair with nice prety lace design purely for knights visit later "
You can ask...
You do realize you're supposed to keep wearing them for up to two weeks even after you get discharged?
Nil by mouth means you can put stuff in but no swallowing! You'll have to spit! |
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"You're in the best (if most irritating) place.
Big hugs honey. Ask the staff for ear plugs - we had a woman who snored like a twenty stone docker!
And a little hint: you can take the sussie belt off! Yes they're called stockings but consider them hold ups.
wonder if I can ask for black pair with nice prety lace design purely for knights visit later
You can ask...
You do realize you're supposed to keep wearing them for up to two weeks even after you get discharged?
Nil by mouth means you can put stuff in but no swallowing! You'll have to spit! "
ahhh good practical advice lol |
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"Ha ha hospital must be less boring now one can chat online "
My nurses couldn't care less if you used your phone! As long as you didn't disturb anyone else it meant they weren't fielding calls from relatives, you were occupied and distracted and you could arrange lifts home and clean knickers with no trouble for them - they could concentrate on actually nursing!
And there's a general dislike among the nursing staff for the overpriced tv/phone deal. None of that money goes to the hospital or the NHS so they'd rather you used your own phone. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You're in the best (if most irritating) place.
Big hugs honey. Ask the staff for ear plugs - we had a woman who snored like a twenty stone docker!
And a little hint: you can take the sussie belt off! Yes they're called stockings but consider them hold ups.
wonder if I can ask for black pair with nice prety lace design purely for knights visit later
You can ask...
You do realize you're supposed to keep wearing them for up to two weeks even after you get discharged?
Nil by mouth means you can put stuff in but no swallowing! You'll have to spit! "
Wait till you have to wear the paper knickers, before you go to theatre, now they are a sight, but go well with the stockings, never say the nhs dont co ordinate lol |
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By *azzaahh OP Woman
over a year ago
north wales / chester |
"You're in the best (if most irritating) place.
Big hugs honey. Ask the staff for ear plugs - we had a woman who snored like a twenty stone docker!
And a little hint: you can take the sussie belt off! Yes they're called stockings but consider them hold ups.
wonder if I can ask for black pair with nice prety lace design purely for knights visit later
You can ask...
You do realize you're supposed to keep wearing them for up to two weeks even after you get discharged?
Nil by mouth means you can put stuff in but no swallowing! You'll have to spit! "
two weeks well if that's the case they better operate then cos not aving all this faff agin in few mths
ok I can do the no swallowing..now to get myself moved to private room.. |
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By *azzaahh OP Woman
over a year ago
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"So Cazzah, we need to know the skinny in the staff in your new ward. Any fitties? "
nope not even a peep and. doctots rounds been done xx gutted..always hope the ultrasound person is sexy guy whenu get took down x |
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By *azzaahh OP Woman
over a year ago
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"You're in the best (if most irritating) place.
Big hugs honey. Ask the staff for ear plugs - we had a woman who snored like a twenty stone docker!
And a little hint: you can take the sussie belt off! Yes they're called stockings but consider them hold ups.
wonder if I can ask for black pair with nice prety lace design purely for knights visit later
You can ask...
You do realize you're supposed to keep wearing them for up to two weeks even after you get discharged?
Nil by mouth means you can put stuff in but no swallowing! You'll have to spit!
Wait till you have to wear the paper knickers, before you go to theatre, now they are a sight, but go well with the stockings, never say the nhs dont co ordinate lol "
poor knight only know him a few weeks.. what a start to relationship paper knickers and support stockings oh dear |
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By *azzaahh OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Ha ha hospital must be less boring now one can chat online
My nurses couldn't care less if you used your phone! As long as you didn't disturb anyone else it meant they weren't fielding calls from relatives, you were occupied and distracted and you could arrange lifts home and clean knickers with no trouble for them - they could concentrate on actually nursing!
And there's a general dislike among the nursing staff for the overpriced tv/phone deal. None of that money goes to the hospital or the NHS so they'd rather you used your own phone."
yes its same here even plugged my charger in for me xx must make there life easier xx |
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Talking of old dears i was on bus this morning and these two elderly ladies were talking i reckon in late seventies. Another lady got on one said to other she is is a slapoer she has a toybiy age 60 or so other lady said good for her i have not been shagged for years abd will she loan toyboy out. It made me smile |
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