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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
Reports that an escaped porcupine which is similar to a hedgehog on steroids has evaded police in Essex. Now Tom has nothing against the Chiefs men but what the flaming heck has it got to do with the police if a porcupine is on the loose
What's going on here guys. It's all over the news |
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"Reports that an escaped porcupine which is similar to a hedgehog on steroids has evaded police in Essex. Now Tom has nothing against the Chiefs men but what the flaming heck has it got to do with the police if a porcupine is on the loose
What's going on here guys. It's all over the news"
For anybody outside Essex and worried I would like to reassure you that, not for the first time, Tom has got the wrong end of stick - hope it wasn't sharp and pointed. Porcupine escaped from somewhere, police spotted it and it ran away, people told to call RSPCA if they see. End of story. There is no 100 person police porcupine hunt. fenced cordons, helicopters with infra red cameras. Rest assured Fabbers. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where is Jennie when you need her. She is an expert in all police matters"
I heard they found it.
Well, they brought in a rabbit with a nosebleed who was heard to say "Ok, Ok, I'm a porcupine" |
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