Seeing as my clever ruse wasn't enough to keep the sloots away, I'm using a diversionary tactic.
Ladies (and gents), welcome to CAA. If you love getting covered in litres of spunk, or being filled to the brim with baby batter, pop in here and share the love.
Your complimentary shot glass is by the door.
LvM |
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over a year ago
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"7 minutes in.....not sure this one's working quite so well. 
I've managed to fill two shot glasses in that time."
Poor effort, where’s the litre of cum guy when you need him |
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"7 minutes in.....not sure this one's working quite so well.
I've managed to fill two shot glasses in that time.
Poor effort, where’s the litre of cum guy when you need him "
I think Meli booked him for the evening
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"7 minutes in.....not sure this one's working quite so well.
I've managed to fill two shot glasses in that time.
Poor effort, where’s the litre of cum guy when you need him "
Swingers Chat |
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"Seeing as my clever ruse wasn't enough to keep the sloots away, I'm using a diversionary tactic.
Ladies (and gents), welcome to CAA. If you love getting covered in litres of spunk, or being filled to the brim with baby batter, pop in here and share the love.
Your complimentary shot glass is by the door.
LvM"
I know this is fun and not serious, but I find the use of 12 step anonymous fellowships in poor taste. As an active member of one I have to say I find It quite disrespectful of the good they do for countless ppl... |
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"Oh I could never cover a lady in spunk. No way. 
I've always known you were a gentleman.
LvM
Gentle and a man. It’s true 
Lies, I heard he sprays it around like a bloody firehose. "
I’ve left those days behind me. |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"Baby batter? Are you sure it's not just piss?!
Like 60% sure
LvM
The "spunk" pipe and the piss pipe are the same. What does that tell us?! 
Smells funny too  "
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"I'm on a promise to be covered in cum and I can't wait.
Going to get slimed like those TV awards
LvM"
Absolutely, but I've asked him not to splatter my face because I want to watch.
There's always so much |
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"Baby batter? Are you sure it's not just piss?!
Like 60% sure
LvM
The "spunk" pipe and the piss pipe are the same. What does that tell us?!
Smells funny too
Do not ruin cum for me! "
I can ruin you with cum instead? 
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Baby batter? Are you sure it's not just piss?!
Like 60% sure
LvM
The "spunk" pipe and the piss pipe are the same. What does that tell us?!
Smells funny too
Do not ruin cum for me!
I can ruin you with cum instead?
LvM"
You say the sweetest things
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Baby batter? Are you sure it's not just piss?!
Like 60% sure
LvM
The "spunk" pipe and the piss pipe are the same. What does that tell us?!
I have a couple of vids on my profile ….
Smells funny too
Do not ruin cum for me!
I can ruin you with cum instead?
LvM"
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